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== '''douchebags don't defame people you don't even know''' ==
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[[Image:YOU'RE_DOING_IT_WRONG.jpg‎|thumb|right|150px|She's doing it wrong.]]
'''Fat girl angle shot''' is a title given to a photograph of a [[Fat#Secret_Fatty|secretly fat]] girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, [[LJ]] icons, etc. The most over the top symptom of those afflicted with [[internet disease]].
 
Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an [[E-donis]].
 
This technique is also occasionally referred to as the "[[LiveJournal|livejournal]] head tilt",  which we also see used on a variety of other [[social networking sites]]..  All these girls have, man, is just a bunch of [[misleading thumbnail]]s.
 
See also [[BBWchan]] (where they want more than just a fat girl angle shot) and [[Hot or Not]] (where FGAS techniques are perfected).
 
==Technique==
[[Image:FatGirlAngleShot.jpg|thumb|left|240px|A textbook case of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.]]
If you are [[fat]] and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic [[camwhore]] rules apply: you have to use [[high contrast]], wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.
* Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.
 
* Always [[high contrast|blast the contrast]] way up to mask your bad complexion, rolls, bedsores, et cetera.
 
* ADD [[Nice_try|FILTERS]]! They make you deep
 
* [[Rape|Fuck up]] the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.
 
* If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the [[boobs]], because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!
 
*Note: [[some argue|some say]] that if you have never posted a full body shot on the [[Internet]], then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, [[pictures plz]].
 
==Prime Examples==
{{cg|Gallery of 'Before and After' Shots|beforeaftergallery|center|<gallery perrow="2" widths="300" heights="300">
Image:Ashley Kaliskis Pudge.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Ashley Kaliskis.jpg|WITHOUT!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="2" widths="300" heights="300">
Image:Fatgirlangletits_are_not_enuf1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Fatgirlangletits_are_not_enuf2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:rlkafter.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:rlkbefore.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Coreman.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:10112007998.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Mystform.JPG|WITH FGAS...
Image:Heather.JPG|WITHOUT!
Image:fat4.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:fat5.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Melissamcan_FGAS_1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Melissamcan_FGAS_2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:MasterofAngleShot1.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:MasterofAngleShot2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:L_53cf8b936d5e4d218afefaf587b4ee15.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:L_0a95980da9f44adab62a97cbdf71baf2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Fatgirlangle.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Fatgirlangle2.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Fgas.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:WITHOUT.jpg|WITHOUT!
Image:Bef.jpg|WITH FGAS...
Image:Aft.jpg|WITHOUT!
image:With_FGAS.jpg|WITH FGAS...
image:Without_FGAS.jpg‎|WITHOUT!
Image:000E000wnQf.jpg|WITH FGAS..
Image:TQlUp2052599-02.jpg|AND WITHOUT
</gallery>|}}
 
==FGAS + Cropping==
 
<center>[[Image:FGAS_plus_Crop.jpg|800px|]]</center>
 
==Victims of the FGAS, and how to overcome the shame==
 
Typically, victims of the FGAS wind up having sex with the fat girl in the picture, either because of hard liquor or their growing tired of fapping to the "Big [[Tits]]" series.  Either way, after the deed is done (typically involving spelunking for a lost condom), the FGAS victim is ripe for ridicule and spirited jabs.
 
For the victim, there is a choice.  They can either keep fucking [[fat chicks]], or they can better themselves by learning the tells of the FGAS and avoiding such situations in the future.  Such tips are:


* In a top-down picture, are her thighs as big as her breasts?  Then she's a [[fatty]].


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* Does her upper arm skin fold over her forearm?  Then she's a [[fatty]].
 
* Is there any quantity of empty SPAM cans or junk food containers in the background?  Yep.  [[Fatty]].
 
==Gallery of Whales==
{{cg|Gallery of Fat Girl Angle Shots|FGASGallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Angle Shot Master.jpg|Bow down to the Master.
Image:Chinchan1.jpg|[[Chin-Chan|Chin Chan]] can remove ALL her chins.
Image:FGAS_Boobs.jpg|[[No|Ever seen a skinny girl with boobs that size?]]
Image:Ohdeargod.jpg|A little more complex, this FGAS utilizes bubbles in an attempt to mask fat. Suggested only for pros.
<!-- HEY YOU FUCKING RETARDS, ONLY FOUR GO IN THE FIRST GALLERY, EVERYTHING ELSE GOES BELOW.-->
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:FATgirlangleshotlulz.jpg| This is why zoos need higher security.
Image:Doinitwrong.jpg| How to do it wrong
Image:Thinks_she's_sexy.jpg|Classic she's doing it wrong
Image:Noway.jpg|These are two pictures of the same girl. I shit you not.
Image:Weeaboo_trying_too_hard.jpg‎|Attention seeking 26 year old [[weeaboo]] bitch trying too hard.
Image:Fail_is_fail.jpg‎|Same bitch as in the previous. Fuckin gross.
Image:FGAS_weeaboo.jpg‎|Desperate [[weeaboo]] with FGAS
Image:Fat_bitch_cow_moo.JPG|Another case of the fat girl angle shot. OH GOD HER ARM WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
Image:Fat2.jpg|Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
Image:GotTheAngles.JPG|Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
Image:Synnerg.jpg|Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill [[you]].
Image:Disappearingdoublechin.JPG|Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
Image:Hamdemon.jpg|Oh, come on! It has never been done more wrongly!
Image:NiceTry.jpg|If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
Image:FattyMcFatFat.jpg|This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
Image:Multiple_fat_girl.jpg|Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit in between your two biggest friends. Instant thinning!
Image:Pixelbeeangle.jpg|[[PixelBeeProductions]] looking slightly less obese than usual.
Image:IM001185_jpg.jpg|Nice try, but no ...
Image:1229913426 l.jpg|Ah, the camera pointing up technique
Image:gutty.jpg|Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
Image:Fat girl.jpg|no way to do it rite?
Image:Fatarmemo.jpg|Very subtle but unfortunately for her, the arm reveals her secret.
Image:Fatgirl_Before_and_After.jpg|Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
Image:Fat4b.jpg|Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further. 
Image:Fat girl angle rong.jpg|Wrong again.
Image:OldFatWhore.jpg|She looks a lot better from this angle.  [[Srsly|Srsly Guys]]
Image:Girlmechafatgirl.jpg|A typical fat girl angle shot of [[Girlmecha]].
Image:Human_Iceberg.jpg|A textbook case of [[Doing it wrong|doin it rong]]
Image:Fat_girl_angle2.JPG|Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.
Image:Fatgirlfacebook.jpg|Girls of Facebook '08.
Image:Photo102-2.jpg|This is actually [[BBW]], not an angle shot
Image:Manateechan.jpg|[[Manatee-chan]], latest employer of this technique.
Image:Fatgirlon4chan.png| Fat girl in the wild.
Image:Esachasa_FGAS.jpg|[[Esachasa]] tried... maybe..
Image:TTT Collar.JPG|What a [[TTT|lazy fat bastard]].
Image:Wrongagain.jpg|wrong way again.
Image:FGAS K.jpg|Hey, she's pretty cute, I can easy give her the hawt beef injectio... OMG AHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
Image:Thenfanskrystal.jpg‎|Woah, cute pink lil' walrus :3
Image:Fgas nice try.jpg|[[Nice try]]...
Image:FatGirlandherFGAS.JPG|Fat Nigger Loving Whore using FGAS
Image:FGAS_001.jpg|Look at that arm fat...tasty
Image:FGAS_002.jpg|She's asking for it... a twinkie
Image:It'smeltingggg.jpg|Classic example, complete with saggy tits
Image:Froggy.jpg|This girl looks like a frog IRL.
Image:Fatty chick.jpg|Would you like fries with a cake?
Image:Fat bitch2.jpg|the pic may be small but that doesn't change your size fatass.
Image:Doing_it_wrongBritman.jpg|Another classic example of Doing it Wrong.
Image:Fatgirlangleshotjessy.JPG|[[lol wut]]
Image:Sirenz_of_gaia.jpg|Even a flower cant help that
Image:Ashley_Kaliskis_nasty.jpg|Doesn't want to do it rite
</gallery>|0}}
 
==Related Articles==
*[[Pear Chan]] - a supreme example of FGAS
*[[Camwhore]]
* [[Girl Drama]]
*[[BBW Porn Sites]]
*[[Duckface]]
*[[Queen Kong]]
*[[Girlvinyl]]


some people that were posted here are great people AND not fat.. maybe your shallow ass should back the fuck up and eat a sack of balls
==External Links==
*[http://myspace.com the native habitat of the FGAS]
*[http://www.epjournal.net/filestore/EP08573585.pdf Academic research proves the validity of the FGAS (PDF)]
*[http://www.facebook.com/home.php#!/twiggi13 Daria Abate is a perfect example of FGAS]
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[[Category:Myspace]]
[[Category:Internets Phenomena]]
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Revision as of 06:24, 9 November 2011

What? This article does not need any more pictures of the ex girlfriend (or boyfriend?) who dumped your faggot ass, not at all.
You can help by not adding anything, especially not pictures of the ex girlfriend (or boyfriend?) who dumped your faggot ass.


She's doing it wrong.

Fat girl angle shot is a title given to a photograph of a secretly fat girl with the camera looking slightly down from above to hide cheek chubbiness and chin multiplicity. Found in personal ads, LJ icons, etc. The most over the top symptom of those afflicted with internet disease.

Men can also use the fat girl angle shot in order to turn into an E-donis.

This technique is also occasionally referred to as the "livejournal head tilt", which we also see used on a variety of other social networking sites.. All these girls have, man, is just a bunch of misleading thumbnails.

See also BBWchan (where they want more than just a fat girl angle shot) and Hot or Not (where FGAS techniques are perfected).

Technique

A textbook case of the Fat Girl Angle Shot.

If you are fat and need to take a good-looking picture of yourself, basic camwhore rules apply: you have to use high contrast, wear copious amounts of makeup, etc. However, be certain that you take special precautions to hide your fat.

  • Never look down at the camera, as it emphasizes your double chin.
  • Fuck up the quality. Everyone LOVES fuzzy pictures.
  • If you feel the audience is right (i.e. fat-sympathetic), you might want to include cleavage. However, never go below the boobs, because it's all disaster from there. Remember: if there's no full body shot, there's no proof you are fat!
  • Note: some say that if you have never posted a full body shot on the Internet, then you must be a fatty. This is true about 95% of the time. If you are not a fatty, pictures plz.

Prime Examples

Gallery of 'Before and After' Shots About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]

FGAS + Cropping

Victims of the FGAS, and how to overcome the shame

Typically, victims of the FGAS wind up having sex with the fat girl in the picture, either because of hard liquor or their growing tired of fapping to the "Big Tits" series. Either way, after the deed is done (typically involving spelunking for a lost condom), the FGAS victim is ripe for ridicule and spirited jabs.

For the victim, there is a choice. They can either keep fucking fat chicks, or they can better themselves by learning the tells of the FGAS and avoiding such situations in the future. Such tips are:

  • In a top-down picture, are her thighs as big as her breasts? Then she's a fatty.
  • Does her upper arm skin fold over her forearm? Then she's a fatty.
  • Is there any quantity of empty SPAM cans or junk food containers in the background? Yep. Fatty.

Gallery of Whales

Gallery of Fat Girl Angle Shots About missing Pics
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • This is why zoos need higher security.
    This is why zoos need higher security.
  • How to do it wrong
    How to do it wrong
  • Classic she's doing it wrong
    Classic she's doing it wrong
  • These are two pictures of the same girl. I shit you not.
    These are two pictures of the same girl. I shit you not.
  • Attention seeking 26 year old weeaboo bitch trying too hard.
    Attention seeking 26 year old weeaboo bitch trying too hard.
  • Same bitch as in the previous. Fuckin gross.
    Same bitch as in the previous. Fuckin gross.
  • Desperate weeaboo with FGAS
    Desperate weeaboo with FGAS
  • Another case of the fat girl angle shot. OH GOD HER ARM WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
    Another case of the fat girl angle shot. OH GOD HER ARM WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
  • Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
    Proper technique is used; no n00b could tell she shops in the plus size stores.
  • Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
    Awez... Such a tiny little head on such a huge body.
  • Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill you.
    Synnergy trying to look attractive so she can plant her eggs and then kill you.
  • Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
    Look Ma I made my double chin disappear.
  • Oh, come on! It has never been done more wrongly!
    Oh, come on! It has never been done more wrongly!
  • If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
    If you don't show below the boobs, people tend to believe they're the only bit thats huge.
  • This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
    This dumb bitch has got her angles up the wrong way.
  • Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit in between your two biggest friends. Instant thinning!
    Fat girl but don't want to use angles? Sit in between your two biggest friends. Instant thinning!
  • PixelBeeProductions looking slightly less obese than usual.
    PixelBeeProductions looking slightly less obese than usual.
  • Nice try, but no ...
    Nice try, but no ...
  • Ah, the camera pointing up technique
    Ah, the camera pointing up technique
  • Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
    Sucking it in and horizontal orientation won't hide that gut.
  • no way to do it rite?
    no way to do it rite?
  • Very subtle but unfortunately for her, the arm reveals her secret.
    Very subtle but unfortunately for her, the arm reveals her secret.
  • Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
    Turn off lights, point camera down, hide the rolls with your face.
  • Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further.
    Use crappy filters and special effects from whatever photo editing program came with your computer to distort your image even further.
  • Wrong again.
    Wrong again.
  • She looks a lot better from this angle. Srsly Guys
    She looks a lot better from this angle. Srsly Guys
  • A typical fat girl angle shot of Girlmecha.
    A typical fat girl angle shot of Girlmecha.
  • A textbook case of doin it rong
    A textbook case of doin it rong
  • Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.
    Another textbook case of a Fat Girl Angle Shot.
  • Girls of Facebook '08.
    Girls of Facebook '08.
  • This is actually BBW, not an angle shot
    This is actually BBW, not an angle shot
  • Manatee-chan, latest employer of this technique.
    Manatee-chan, latest employer of this technique.
  • Fat girl in the wild.
    Fat girl in the wild.
  • Esachasa tried... maybe..
    Esachasa tried... maybe..
  • What a lazy fat bastard.
    What a lazy fat bastard.
  • wrong way again.
    wrong way again.
  • Hey, she's pretty cute, I can easy give her the hawt beef injectio... OMG AHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
    Hey, she's pretty cute, I can easy give her the hawt beef injectio... OMG AHHHHHH KILL IT WITH FIRE
  • Woah, cute pink lil' walrus :3
    Woah, cute pink lil' walrus :3
  • Nice try...
    Nice try...
  • Fat Nigger Loving Whore using FGAS
    Fat Nigger Loving Whore using FGAS
  • Look at that arm fat...tasty
    Look at that arm fat...tasty
  • She's asking for it... a twinkie
    She's asking for it... a twinkie
  • Classic example, complete with saggy tits
    Classic example, complete with saggy tits
  • This girl looks like a frog IRL.
    This girl looks like a frog IRL.
  • Would you like fries with a cake?
    Would you like fries with a cake?
  • the pic may be small but that doesn't change your size fatass.
    the pic may be small but that doesn't change your size fatass.
  • Another classic example of Doing it Wrong.
    Another classic example of Doing it Wrong.
  • lol wut
    lol wut
  • Even a flower cant help that
    Even a flower cant help that
  • Doesn't want to do it rite
    Doesn't want to do it rite

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