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'''Dragon-goddess''' (also known as '''Blue-Rosa''' and '''Eien''') is a [[art theft|plagarist]] [[attention whore]] who draws [[shit|amazing]] [[animu]] art. Her hobbies include [[emo|whining]], being a [[virgin]], and sucking the dicks of [[Internet Celebrity|popular artists]] so they can be [[unrealistic expectations|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]]. | '''Dragon-goddess''' (also known as '''Blue-Rosa''' and '''Eien''') is a [[art theft|plagarist]] [[attention whore]] who draws [[shit|amazing]] [[animu]] art. Her hobbies include [[emo|whining]], being a [[virgin]], and sucking the dicks of [[Internet Celebrity|popular artists]] so they can be [[unrealistic expectations|BEST FRIENDS FOREVER]]. | ||
She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety. She also has a sick fetish for drawing [[sick fuck|pregnant women]] badly. | She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety. She also has a sick fetish for drawing [[sick fuck|pregnant women]] badly. | ||
[[File:Dragongoddesslel.jpg|thumb|Why do fucktards always dress up as fucking Naruto? Answer: I don't know!]] | |||
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==Her art== | ==Her art== | ||
Revision as of 17:12, 30 December 2011
Dragon-goddess (also known as Blue-Rosa and Eien) is a plagarist attention whore who draws amazing animu art. Her hobbies include whining, being a virgin, and sucking the dicks of popular artists so they can be BEST FRIENDS FOREVER. She believes it's perfectly fine to draw the same way for several years with little improvement or variety. She also has a sick fetish for drawing pregnant women badly.
Her art
Dragon-goddess seems to have the idea stuck in her head that if you add more detail it equals to your level of artistic talent, even if you have no fucking idea what you're doing. Her faces constantly look like they were hit with a blunt object and her anatomy seems to go up and down like a roller-coaster. Mostly this is because she references what she can't draw. Which is pretty much everything. Her collage of flipped and traced body parts often create a downs Frankenstien's monster but uglier. Even tracing can't get her to draw anything remotely good. She also feels the need to state how bad her anatomy is on each picture and blames it on how she was experimenting when it happened. Note that this is probably just a cover up so that you don't think she's ripping someone off.
Calling her out on her bullshit will only result in you being blocked and hidden from her page with hilarious results. She'll also delete the evidence to keep her loyal fans oblivious so screen shot the hell out of her before she deletes fucking everything.
—Dragon-Goddess, Clearly not looking at her own art |
Despite her constant or possible on and off theivery back in 2009 & 2010, lack of originality and skill, Dragon-Goddess likes to treat herself like a true popular artist. This entails giving motivational art speeches, doing commissions, livestreaming, only doing art trades with high quality artists and teaching others how to draw. Yes, she also believes that she is very talented and therefore qualified to teach others how to be a hack with her awesome video tutorials. Watch and learn! Maybe one day you'll be able to draw just like her.
Her art progressively goes backwards even though she seemingly draws the same fucking face over and over. The only changes involve bigger noses and eyelashes that have an unnecessary amount of masscarra on them. Her 'new and improved' chibi style involves making them look far more deformed than chibis normally are. Sources tell us this evolvement of eyeplacement is so they're able to look at two things at once.
Targets
If you draw animu and pregnant whales well, watch out! Dragon-Goddess will find you and do her best to learn from your art as fast as she can right click.
Kaze-hime
When Dragon-Goddess's idol Kaze-hime farted out another image onto deviantart, D-G was quick to wet herself like an over excited little puppy on crack as she had finally found the next image to rip off. Her jellyfish image that is now BAWLEETED was up and it was not long before a fellow tartlet quickly noticed the similarities. What soon followed was a reply of gratitude and thanks for teaching her how to give proper credit. Because she appreciates all the comments and feedback she gets, Dragon-goddess promptly hid all evidence pointing to her thievery after slamming the commentator with proof that "other people draw jelly fish too omg." Dragon-goddess would like to make it clear that because nothing is original any more, this gives her permission to steal everything from other artists.
As we can clearly see, Dragon-goddess is one of the most originaru srs bzns artists on deviantART because after all, "out of everyone on this planet, she’s the most harshest on her OWN art." You can see that her skills and imagination are prominent in most images like her shitty Madoka fanart. She was apparently sick of seeing all of the smiley happy pictures of Mokoko and wanted to be different. So what better way to be different than by drawing Madoko smiling normally with tears in her eyes and of course ripping off another fanart of the anime by someone who can actually draw.
It was only after a certain mishap where apparently her file had been corrupted. As a result the hair had changed dramatically back to "how it originally was drawn" because she was either too fucking retarded to learn how to save or someone kindly reminded her that thievery was a no-no.
In the end, it is probably safe to assume that Dragon-goddess does indeed have something unique and interesting about her after all. The ability to turn gold into shit.
Watch out Shilin, you’re next.
Try not to get the idea completely wrong as Kaze-hime isn’t the only tartlet that D-G likes to steal from. Anytime Dragon-goddess so much as glimpses something that she deems worthy, she has the annoying habit of trying to imitate and steal whatever poor soul’s art had the misfortune of grabbing her attention. This is extremely noticeable in that, as previously mentioned, her style is constantly changing and she has in fact admitted this herself.(evidence since bawleeted) The trick to finding out is to see who she mentions in her tl;dr essays, sit back and watch her style change as she claims it as her own whilst comparing it to her previous work.
Pregnancy fetish
D-G has an incredible hard-on for pregnancy. Possibly because her lesbian disorder leaves her unable to have babies. Whenever there is a pregnant woman around, Eien can sense it much like Professor Oak can sense when bikes are being used indoors. Her unused vagina gets moist and she proceeds to lactate. As a result, she draws a lot of it. If you look at her gallery you're inclined to find hundreds of beautiful drawings of her lesbian pairing Aiden and Fiona both of which seem to constantly be suffering from pregnancy. By this point in time its safe to assume that babies walk out of them like a vortex. In an update, it is noted that after seeing this page, D-G Bawleted every one of her pregger fetish art in a sad attempt to hide the truth.
Dragon-goddess tries so hard to convince everyone that pregnancy is a 'miracle'. Remember she is a serious artist, and she proves this by drawing her pregnant OCs in the nude in sultry poses. She likes to reuse the word 'miracle' over 9000 times by mentioning it in the artist comments, title and in the art itself. This is most likely attempts to detour people into thinking that pregnancy isn't a fetish that she faps to at night. Any comment suggesting such will result in her claiming her pregger art is different from other pregger art. If you ask her about her pregnancy she will tell you about how as a Lesbian she can never have children of her own and lament her being a virgin. In her world only miracles make babies.
Some people even tell her how pretty her art is.
—Some of her supporters, helping her self-esteem |
Somehow, the meaning of miracle seems to have been lost with D-G and certain other baby obsessed women. Seemingly, miracles are no longer the very rare, once in a life time act of divine intervention and are in fact the work of a group of horny people mashing their privates together which then produces babies. It is also debateable whether these people think that their babies were produced by supernatural causes. Statistics would like to remind you that birth happens multiple times a day, all across the globe.
Attention whoring
All she wants for her birthday is you attenshunz.
Because her stamps are the most popular thing in her entire shit-crusted gallery (probably because she hasn't drawn any of it), Dragon-Goddess intends to grace DeviantArt with her miraculous presence once more, and what better way to announce her arrival by raping our eyes with even more of her favourite gay penis comic that no one has ever heard of.
The fact that she's celebrating her birthday by returning to tartlet land and planning to whore out her beautiful art isn't whorish enough, apparently. It's painfully obvious that she intends to have everyone grace her with birthday wishes and asspats. Which in the end it seems no one remembered her birthday, surprised we didn't get a flipping bawww journal about it.
Bawww
It is difficult to tell what Dragon-Goddess's has a very high or low self-esteem. Every month or year or so she regains eyesight and realizes how shit her art actually is and sighs about it while threatening to quit as her, like every other animu artist, then her fans reluctantly convince her not to. The more likely scenario is she doesn't hate her art and just loves the attention she gets when she's having emotional rl troubles. She has the tendency to turn every topic into something about her and her sad little life to anyone. When that fails she'll half-heartedly attempt suicide. She will often reblog endless baww and other stupid non-sense photos on tumblr. Most likely if Dragon-goddess were to realize the existence of this page she'd start touching herself in joy.
It's fairly obvious that she loves the sound of her own voice as she has many tl;dr artist comments, generally stating her thoughts, feelings and an update on her menstural cycle as if we really give a shit. Even when talking to someone through comments you can reply to her with half a sentence and she'll reply with a 1000 word essay.
Due to a seemingly recent event where others were ‘talking about D-G behind her back”, Dragon-goddess is quick to remind us all that you do not in fact know her at all and that you should not be quick to judge her. Do not pass go, do not collect $200. Of course all of what has been displayed on this page is completely wrong and she is actually a nice person.
In spite of having convinced absolutely everybody that she is indeed an artist with morals and integrity, D-G seemingly isn’t aware that she does enough ‘feeling’ for the rest of us. She would also like to convince you all that she’s a human with real emotions and that this should be understood as an excuse for her fail, outbursts, being a hypocrite, being a virgin, not needing to think logically and blatant disregard for producing real art properly like everyone else.
Cocksucking
She'll comment on popular artists works with tips on how to draw in the dire hopes that they will reply and acknoledge her exsistence, quickly wetting herself with excitement if they do. Somehow she manages to reply to 5 word replies with fucking paragraphs. Most of the time when she receives more than one reply she'll consider herself to be friends and daringly ask for an art trade. This has made her surprisingly good at sucking eDick despite having fits seeing one in real life.
Shamelessly asking for art swaps and collaborations with far superior artists isn’t all that Dragon-goddess will do in a pathetic attempt to make herself seem important. She has no problem in stepping on her friends and their opinions in order to show everyone just how mature and knowledgeable she really is. Because she hasn't been handed the information ‘how to take artists techniques’, on a silver platter, she finds the need to have a cry about it to a more popular tartlet.
Since naturally, people can just figure out how to do things by copying others, this would definitely explain why she's so adept at art by now.
Sexuality
Dragon-Goddess often openly admits that she's bisexual and by God is she quick to remind everyone that she has an online lesbian relationship omg . Apparently she met her girlfriend irl but is still embarrassingly a virgin. This might just be because she's not really into vagina.
—Dragon-Goddess, Unsure how to tell her girlfriend she just wants dick. |
If it wasn’t apparent already by now, Dragon-goddess likes to take on other peoples pain as her own and make a big scene about it to show everyone just how much she’s been through and just how oh so damaged she is.
As you can see, D-G must have suffered some tremendous and soul shocking experience to her psyche in order to turn her off men. You can’t help but feel sorry for her as the injury to her psychological being is so severe in fact, that it had actually managed to change her sexuality permanently. Apparently, telling someone that their heart is as cold as Antarctica is one of the harshest things ever.
She also likes to express how a lesbian relationship works even though she doesn't know a thing. But then again she has proven to us all that you don't need to know something in order to teach it. If that were so then she wouldn't be making art tutorials.
Hypocrisy
As per classical D-G's way of thinking, it's perfectly acceptable for her to be plagaristic but the second she picks up on someone referencing art she instantly drops everything and starts to bark orders to do the right thing. Either she believes that tracing is a privilege exclusive to herself only or she had no idea that others had caught her obvious traces. In one case scenario there was a character that had a similar color scheme to that of her lesbian whore's. No one is as rightous and sharp as D-G however as she dove in with claws bared.
It wasn’t before long that a fellow deviant tart realized D-G’s mistake, and kindly reminded her that tracing was bad and that she knew this, since she was accustomed to schooling others about it.
As previously stated, Dragon-Goddess loves to claw at any chance to make everything about herself and say just how bad she really has it, when in actual fact, the truth accidentally slipped out one day. It is probably a good bet to say that she actually has next to nothing wrong with her life, and all of her problems she baws about are in fact moot.
Reaction to ED
With such a quick and sharp intuition that only a professional thief could have, Dragon-goddess took part in her own trolling as she was too dumb to even realize when people weren’t actually being nice to her.
What soon followed could only be described as what D-G does best. An attempt to cover up any evidence of her fail in fear that important and popular people would catch wind of her not being an actual artist that she claimed to be. She managed to accomplish this by bawleting her ‘miracle’ themed art, her Youtube account and and even changing the tumblr url account. After this attempt to delete fucking everything, she promptly hid any comment even associating herself to being on ED.
Saving Face
After being schooled like the little brat that she is, D-G made all attempts to listen to what the big, bad authority figures were telling her. When challenged with the notion that she might actually be a coward for hiding everything, Dragon-goddess was quick to show the world just how much she had learned and matured throughout this entire ordeal and hastily un-hid all of the troll comments on her front page. She has even been seen thanking people for sudden critiques in a desperate motion to prove that she isn’t the bad person that ED had stated her to be.
A repeat move DG likes to pull usually is acting 'bigger' and 'too good for you' when it comes to things that she doesn't want the world to know eats at her. This would explain the reason she jumped on some fellow tard who was seemingly on her side at her deviantart front page. According to DG ED articles have since become 'lacking' and no longer are excellent ones written. We would like to offer up, 'ever since DG became an article', as a possible theory to this thought. A similar instance to illustrate this notion is publically announcing that she's too good for apple Iphones. Despite knowing that everyone imaginable has one, obviously claiming that she doesn't want one makes her cool and not a follower of the crowd.
She now just leaves everything alone whenever anyone calls her out on anything, in an attempt to show how 'mature' she is. Then everyone would start liking her again, right?
Words of Wisdom
—Dragon-goddess most used word. | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
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Seperated at birth. -
Referenced one, traced the other, cause why fix what isn't broke? She should stick to tracing. -
Those fish look like a direct copy-paste, such a simple fish, no wonder she stole it. -
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Traced in Jan 2010. She insists its not an obsession -
Can't tell if pregnant or not. -
this is her 5th litter -
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Traced in 2009, how long has this bitch been tracing for? -
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Traced in Jan 2010 -
Traced in feb 2010. next time give credit :( -
D-G and one of her classic style changes. -
Traced in Feb 2010. she's so originaru. -
What is anatomy? -
What is improvement? -
Okay, can't she do something with the stocking patterns? Liquify? Puppet warp? Even just fucking rotate it? God forbid she draw it herself. -
Stop. -
She did not. -
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What she daydreams about. -
How many babies can you spot? -
The true intention behind pray for Japan -
Improvement.
See also
External Links
Her deviantART account- Her tumblr
Her livestreamBAWLEETED- Her other deviantART account
Template:Ytlink2BAWLEETED- Hainsin Fanfiction.net What we suspect is her old fanfiction account. Seems likely due to the shitty yaoi mpreg fics.
- Cosplay.com
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