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How do diet and exercise at same time?

LBC's online program of diet and exercise... yeah... It's probably about just as effective

First I was but then I serioused.

Lean Bodies Consulting is an inexperienced leader in the new breed of mental retardation that is training an advisor for 2 weeks and selling you steroids, insulin, human growth hormone, diuretics and synthol, though they will deny it, so that people too dumb to understand how their own body works have to drive to a gym to ride the stationary bicycle and lift a pole repeatedly up and down. Seriously, hasn't anyone heard of calisthenics and perhaps jogging to the gym and then jogging back when you're done laughing at the blatant retardation of what's inside?

To those who disagree with what I just said, you're fucking retarded. Body building and competition is when you dehydrate, inject shit into, wax and oil your body up so that it looks nice when you're working the streets as a rentboy to pay for your steroids. Athletes like those in the olympics use proper training methods that don't train their muscles faster than their tendons, isolate their muscles or damage their joints. In short, you don't get fucking stronger in a gym, just more like a faggot. See Body dysmorphic disorder for more information.

Their spring to fame was sparked by a redditor noticing a demonstration of their prowess at being unable to construct any coherent thoughts whatsoever. After all, these are the people who convince us in every sense of the word that body builders (NOT ATHLETES) don't have a brain cell between them. In a dazzling display of christian morales, she quoted Joyce Meyer for inspiration. When confronted with the idea that Joyce was a homophobe, she blatantly displayed her own homophobia by asking nicely for the offended person to leave their page / organisation.

Read some of their statuses on their facebook though. They have some kind of smug elitism about going to a gym. This is the equivalent of trying to say you're better at riding the stationary bike or running on the treadmill than someone else. Which is fucking hilarious.

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