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God. Fuck it. If your hope in humanity wasn't nonexistant enough by now, Pregfurs are yet another fucked up furry fetish. As the name indicates, pregfur deals with furfags who have been knocked up in some way. Of course, since most furs fuck so much that they make rabbits look like amateurs, all female furries have been preggo at some point.
Traits
—Their motto, presumably refering to their egos. |
Pregfurs are unusual as they are one of the few fetishes that involve females. Fags will substitute a female for either a hermaphrodite or Mpreg.
Most pregfurs share similar traits - both partners will always be beautiful (or as beautiful as furries get), her endless preggo bullshit will be tolerated by the father who finds it ever so amusing and nothing will ever change after the birth of the brats themselves. There are, however, a few variations:
- Both partners will be all snuggles and kissy-poos. They will have a perfect family with lots of kiddies who never cause trouble and when they do, they will all laugh about it. The male will love her forever and ever and be present at the birth giving her endless reassurance, as though pregnant furries were not nauseating enough.
- The female wil have been cruelly abandoned by the male who raped her (most likely her father or brother) and like all good heroines she will make it on her own, showing true courage and strength until her prince charming rescues her. Because we all know the furry fandom doesn't have enough drama.
- The pregnancy is the result of an endless tribal orgy dedicated to the worship of the Sex God. All females will bear at least seven pups who will in turn be ritually impregnated by their half-siblings. This includes the males.
For some reason, mothers and daughters are usually pregnant at the same time.
Oviposition
Perhaps even more sick than a pregnant fur is a pregnant fur with a belly full of eggs. Exactly how a mammal would end up laying eggs (unless, of course, they were a platypus or echidna) is unknown, but it's believed that if a scalie knocks up a fur, that will lead to a "clutch" of eggs being formed inside the mommy's (or, in extremely sicko cases, the daddy's) womb. A female laying eggs is really strange enough, but the thought of a guy shitting out eggs as if they were white, round turds is nearly as disgusting as goatse. At the very least, an egg shell would prevent the pup from coming out covered in shit and old cum.
Birth Art
As though the concept of a pregnant hermaphrodite fox wasn't awful enough, several furry artists like to draw their fursonas giving birth.
These pictures are usually drawn as graphically as possible - with intimate views of the furry's sticky blood-covered poon and the egg or cub's head poking out. The mothers themselves will be drawn exhausted but as always pretty and unruffled with their darling mates at their sides. The genetically-retarded lump of flesh they eventually shit out will also always be beautiful, not covered in blood and splatter and bawling its head off. When the mother isn't drawn screaming and surrounded by perverted onlookers, she's drawn with a look of orgasmic ecstasy on her face from squeezing out her squealing spawn of fur. The fathers are usually absent in these pics as they have been made redundant.
- Furries spawning more mini-mutants. They're all Pokemon too.
- The pics here have all been viewed at least 5,000 times.
Lactophile
Yes, it gets so much worse. Of course, there's nothing wrong with the mama fur feeding her baby some mother's milk (unless it's coming out of shitting dick nipples, in which case it's probably no longer milk). Even humans have been doing that for ages. But to feed a full grown adult your own milk? That just ain't right.
—Wait, most often female…? |
Mpreg Furs
It's pregnant. It's a furry. It's male. The desire to become an hero at this point is considered normal.
Seriously, WTF?
For more on this fucked-up phenomenon, please see mpreg. Or don't, if you value your sanity.
Gallery
Add pixplzkthnx to Pregfur Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix. |
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Oh god, mpreg oviposition!
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a classic case of doing it wrong
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Even lebos give birth!
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creepy faces...
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And afterward she'll beat it to death.
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Giving birth to... a water balloon?
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Not all pregfurs actually have fur. Notably, not many dolphins have arms or legs either.
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The only pregfur pic in existence that isn't anywhere close to pr0n. Somebody will probably fap to it anyway.
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This looks underage and psychotic.
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Either wall-eyed or dead.
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Fandoms get raped very quickly over the internet.
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She looks equally surprised.
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Thank God this is a small image.
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And once it's out she's gonna eat it.
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Tame, when compared to the rest of the art out there.
Associated Fetishes
- Babyfur It was only a matter of time...
- Unbirthing You're going the wrong way.
- Vore Same as above, using a different hole.
- Inflation art
- Fat furry
See Also
- Mpreg for equal WTF? factor
- Pregnophile
External links
- Pregfur.org
- Got milk?
- Holy fuck
- On WikiFur
- On devianTART
- On FurAffinity
- For the love of God, please PLEASE troll this place for great justice and epic lulz.
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