Armenians

Armenians in their natural habitat.

Serzh Sargsyan: Karabakhian man is president of Armenia.

Armo pride flag. Hmmm. Suspicious

Although Armenians (from the Greek armenios, meaning "hairy and yak like") are technically Asian, you'd have better luck finding a nigger at a Klan rally than an Armo in Armenia after at least 100 years of pwnage by their Turkish neighbors. Armenians are mixture of Middle Eastern DNA and over 9,000 years of incest. In Armenia not only can you marry your first cousin, you can marry your half-sister. They are easily mistaken for Mexicans with huge noses and usually dress like blind transvestite hookers (women) or decked out in G-Unit sweaters and gold chains {men).

Smarter than your average Jew, the Armenians knew a lose/lose situation when they saw it, so they moved in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air. Because they couldn't find a way to lease their four BMWs as well as an apartment in Bel-Air they all immediately moved to Glendale. The cloud of cheap cigarette smoke and Kabob fumes linger over most of Brand Blvd. to this day.

Life was good for the Armenians in the Dale of Glen and so they stayed, buying up everything in sight and generally stinking up the joint. It is not humanly possible for anyone who is not Armenian to get a decent paying job in Glendale, CA as most Armenians will hire within their own race. The best thing you could do if you find yourself in this situation is to buy every gold chain and Sean John shirt in sight, chain smoke and make out with members of the same sex in hopes that you might be confused with an Armenian and get hired.

Before long, Glendale was overrun with gun totin', G-Unit wearin', bling-bling sportin' Armo-Wiggers driving Cadillac Escalades bumpin' shitty disco music with no bass through massive speakers around the sleepy hollow. The village elders acted swiftly and banished the nascent Armo gangsta menace to East Hollywood (aka the United Subculture Internment Camp), a place where black person of every race, creed and color go to chase the American Dream and every nationality gets it's own four blocks to call its own. Unfortunately, the only thing Armenian women are good for (besides standing in front of you in the grocery line talking loudly on her cellphone) is pumping out half-retarded wannabe gangster children and Glendale was soon overcome by the menace once again.

According to certain experts, Armenians are, in fact, worse than Jews. This is because Jews actually do things. They control the world's gold supply and economy, keep niggers in nigger Africa with their sponsoring of African diamond wars, and have finally stopped bitching so much about the Holocaust (not that it happened). Armenians have never contributed a fucking thing to the world they love to complain about. Oh, and Jews have the decency to bathe once a month.

Armenian Genocide Day

On April 25th 24th every year, American Armenians celebrate commemorate the genocide of their alleged race by the Turks at least 100 years ago during World War One. This is celebrated commemorated by donning tinfoil hats, flying the Armenian flag from their leased luxury sedans whilst regaling everyone within earshot to the Armenian national anthem played by an orchestra of carhorns being jammed for exactly 50 minutes. However, the Armenian Genocide is -in fact- a myth. Since nobody from the Ottoman Empire is still around to grill by the UN Genocide Commission to determine if killing a couple of hundred Armenians constitutes a lollercaust it obviously never happened. The Turkfags actually kill'd 1,500,000 Armenians during the genocide for the lulz.

Every year since they all escaped their fatherland the Armenian diaspora of America have unsuccessfully lobbied for successive US presidents to recognise the Armo pwnage as an official genocide rather than a massive Turkish gun cleaning accident and condemn Turkey. However, since Turkey is an important America's bitch in the War on Terror, successive US presidents have told Armos to eat a dick and called the alleged genocide everything from "sad" to a "tragedy".

The most recent Armo lollercaust denier in the White House is President Black Hitler, who promised on the campaign trail to the presidency to officially recognise the Armenian Genocide and sign some kind of Bawwwww bill into law attesting to this 'atrocity' as being something real. However, upon taking office he told Armos YHBT and to disregard that cos he sucks a lot of Turkish cock.