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Soul-Trance is a 17 year old autistic furry who spends her time drawing her anime-styled masterpieces and dating underage girls that she loves on the internet, even though she's TOTALLY STRAIT U GUISE!!1 Akafa, real name "Ashley", has a long history of drama, including death threats and theft. She has developed quite a number of fans thanks to her "creative" YouTube animations, despite the fact that she moves accounts twice a week, because she can't decide on a fursona to save her life.
For years, Akafa has kept up the appearance of "not caring about her haters", although she has made several journals addressing the problem.
HAI MAH NAEM IS SUNNI!!
In 2009, Akafa developed a fetish for the DeviantART user Sunneh-chan, who was well-known in the furry community. She continuously referenced Sunni's art style, and created a new blue wolf fursona with the exact same markings as Sunni, in hopes that it would make her popufur, because obviously no self-respecting furfag can exist without a significant fanbase.
After Sunni changed her fursona to a fox in 2010, Akafuck decided she wanted to swipe Sunni's wolf OC, because she loved it so much.
However, considering Sunni's popularity and Akafa's lack-thereof, the theft was discovered quickly and easily. Soon, little 14-year-old Ashley was swamped with H8RS, and her plot fell to pieces. At that point, Akafa went emo, and began to draw various pieces of vent art, starring her sparkledog.
For years after, Akafa's obsession grew. She watched her girlfriend Heather jealously, as she had been gifted the OC by Sunni herself, and anxiously waited for another opportunity to grasp the yellow woof in her clutches.
Several times since then, she's swapped from her blue fursona to Sunni's old one, getting asshurt when she was called out on her bullshit.
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Maybe if I draw it make it mine??!?!?!1
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NOW PPL WONT NOTICE!!
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Sunni iz mein... just like i always dreamed
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NO BASH ME!! D<
Mebbe online datin make me popufur???
In 2010, when Sunni began to date AK, Akafa was inspired to become "bisexual". She began toting around 12-year-old furries, and reveling in the fanart that being in a relationship got her. She swapped girlfriends once a month, but of course she was in love with each and every one of them. Everyone knows you can move on from somebody you're "in love with" in a matter of weeks, AMIRITE?
HeatherRin
Her old friend Heather was the first of many victims, and the couple received copious amounts of "fanart", generated by the masses of 11 year olds that happened to watch the two of them. This was one of Akafa's longest lasting relationships, despite the fact that it wasn't a real relationship at all. Heather was oblivious to Akafa's "feelings" for her, and had been led to believe that their fursonas were together, rather than the individuals themselves.
Not long after their initial coupling, Akafa decided that she was suddenly interested in polyamory, and added the mutual friend known as "Fallak" into the mix. Apparently it was because she 'loved both of them', but everyone knows that she was actually just a selfish cunt, wanting both Heather and Fallak for herself.
This artificial romance ended when Akafa began to leech off of Sunni's pupularity, by stealing her fursona once again, and Heather has been at her throat ever since. Alas, what did you expect, coming from Akafuck?
Tommys4ever
Zach was Akafa's first 'e-boyfriend', if you can even call it that. Their fling was too short-lived to be considered a relationship, and it consisted solely of Akafa using him to get a couple of free requests from other deviants, thus proving that she has no idea what having a lover entails. Why they broke up in the first place is unknown, but it's bound to be something lulzy and demeaning.
Fallak
Fallak is a young furry with a fetish for Jesus, who has a bad case of "proud lesbian! No, wait, aren't I straight? Bisexual, maybe?" syndrome. She's been friends with Akafa since the "I LAV HEATHUR!!1" stage, and was once in a polyamorous relationship with the two. Her fursona is a typical sparklemutt, that has been drawn various times playing kissy-face with Akafa. It seems that Fallak can't decide whether she loves or hates Ashley; one minute she's trolling her, and the next she's kissing her ass. It probably has something to do with her absurdly Christian oriented family, or maybe she's just got a mild case of bipolar disorder.
XeraFox
Akafa and Xera have dated many a time, and Xera has harbored a crush on Akafa for three years, ironically the same length as their age difference. It's obvious that Akafa doesn't and never has felt the same way, considering she cheated on Xera multiple times with pre-pubescent males on the popular interactive role-playing game Maplestory. Nonetheless, Akafa was totally in love with Xera, to the point that she made speedpaints and other various YouTube videos for her every. Single. Day. In the end, the hours spent on those pictures and videos were wasted, because Xera posted a long journal, breaking up with Akafa publicly.
Mriao
Casper, is a 14 year old transgender and the prime contributor to this page, it enjoys doing what it believes is cool, with a thinly veiled personal army request a la ED page. Feel free to point and laugh at the grey-asexual demiromantic. lulz can and should be harvested from this willing lolcow. It recently left dA of it's own voilition in an over the top frantic backstep after attempting to garner sympathy for it's many hurt feelings at Akafa's many admirers. If you missed that, however, have no fear as it has quickly returned, in it's super secret not at all obvious new account (which was used to make this entire page) koi-yote. Feel free to boogie on in, say hi, thanks for the contribs, and ask when the operation is. It'll be sure to hide your comments, however, so screenshot as soon as you can. If you like, it has a girlfriend too! Pay a visit to Finnify if you please, and milk it for what it's worth!
Tarubutt
Taru is a Finnish dyke, and one of Akafa's most recent whores. For a while, they seemed happy together. They shared cutesy comments on one another's couple pictures, and Akafa made them a "fanclub", but soon enough Akafa confessed that she "couldn't connect" with Taru like she wanted to, and broke up with her, leaving Taru to go emo. That's what you get for rushing into a relationship like a slut.
Fake partners?!
Despite how many people seem to want her dick, over the years Akafa has created two fake "lovers" for herself. The first was Rin-kunn, account now taken over by Fallak, and the second a faux Maplestory friend called 'Jessie'. Of course, each time she does this she admits to it later, and gets butthurt when people are angry about it.
Others not worth talking about
Akafa's long list of relationshits doesn't end there. She's also had brief flings with the notorious slut B-1-A-D-E, RedflameTwilight, Belieevee, Dark-Dreaming-Blossom, My-Silent-Hill, and a couple of Maplefags, but none were really well-known, and no juicy drama went down. However, there was an incident where Akafa admitted her "undying love" for HinaUchi, whose scandals have warranted her own ED page.
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Akafa and her fake boyfriend, Rin.
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I LAV HER SOOO MUCH.
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Too bad she doesn't exist.
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Akafuck admits to inventing Jessie.
Sexuality crisis
Several times in her life, Akafa has changed her mind about her sexuality. It's unsurprising, considering this is the girl who changes romantic partners like she changes underwear. However, one particularly entertaining element, is that of the "straight-lesbian-straight-lesbian" internal tug-of-war that she once had.
> Tell everyone you're lesbian.
> Date all the wimmins.
> Tell everyone you're straight.
> Date all the men.
> ???
> PROFIT!
The Starlighters
Akafa, in another desperate attempt to become a popufur, decided to rip off Reokeo and create a "pack". She called it "Wolves of Hope", and contained tightly knit group of her companions; people that she had met less than six months ago. Obviously by this point Akafa had made quite a name for herself, and had difficulty keeping friends, and soon enough individuals began to fight among themselves and leave the pack. After the entire project had disassembled, Akafa took it upon herself to join yet another "pack". This pack was called "The Starlighters", and was made up of herself as well as a dozen other people that she barely knew, just like every good internet family. Yet again, it was a failed attempt, and it fell apart before it even took off. A tragic ending to a tragic tale.
Akafa's attempt to become an hero
It's been said that throughout her time on DeviantART, Akafa has attempted suicide, due to her ex girlfriend Heather 'not loving her'.
She allegedly posted a massive baww journal, discussing how she stabbed herself in the stomach, and was in the hospital recovering. This caused an uproar on behalf of both the people disbelieving her claims, and her loyal fans. Everybody in the furry fandom stared in awe as deviations appeared, begging Akafuck "not to go".
There was an especially infamous image which explained the situation; Akafa longing desperately for Heather, and Heather not giving two shits. A tragic internet romance... just like Romeo and Juliet!
However, it became apparent several days later that Akafa was lying through her teeth to get attention. She didn't actually have the balls to kill herself. Ah well, maybe next time.
Transgender: To be, or not to be?
Apparently, despite her past transphobia, Akafuck is debating whether or not she's a tranny at heart. Whether or not she actually knows what the word 'transgender' means, is debatable.
Nonetheless, she "wants to be a boy".
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I wanna be flat...
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I DUNNO. ;A;
OH SHIT, SHE DRAWS VORE
Yep, it seems that Akafa has crossed over to the fetish side of things. Recently, she's begun taking vore commissions. That's right, people actually pay her for that shit. Ordinarily, taking commissions for fetish-themed artwork would be excused. Everybody needs to make money somehow, right? However, knowing Akafuck, she probably wanks off to her own artwork before posting it.
Collection of accurate fanart
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Date me pls!
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Sexy and she knows it
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Akafa irl
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How she occupies her time
Links and other tidbits of info
Skype: Heavensoultrance
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