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If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but [[you]]'d probably be making her do that anyway.
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but [[you]]'d probably be making her do that anyway.


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<center><big>'''[[zombaby|NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!]]'''</big></center><br>
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{{quote|[[whore|Respectable mother]].''}}
{{quote| [[whore|Respectable mother]].''}}
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==Gallery==
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{{cg|Barbie|MATTELMOTHERFUCKER|center|<gallery perrow="5">
{{cg|Barbie|MATTELMOTHERFUCKER|center|<gallery>
File:Barbie sperm.gif
Image:Hitler2304_468x824.jpg|[[Hitler]] Barbie
Image:Hitler2304_468x824.jpg|[[Hitler]] Barbie
Image:Bulimic barbie.jpg|Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
Image:Bulimic barbie.jpg|Barbie after college, puking to be skinny.
Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie [[Extreme Porn|spelunking]]  
Image:Extreme_insertions-barbie.jpg|Barbie [[Extreme Porn|spelunking]]  
Image:Sorority barbie copy.jpg|Barbie during college [[rape|while she's sleeping]].
Image:Sorority barbie copy.jpg|Barbie during college [[rape|while she's sleeping]].
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Image:Jizzedup.GIF|Rule 34'd!
Image:Jizzedup.GIF|Rule 34'd!
Image:Nigga ken.jpg|Ken as a [[Negro]].
Image:Nigga ken.jpg|Ken as a [[Negro]].

Revision as of 00:52, 27 February 2013

Who needs a girlfriend?

Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.

America's Whore

If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.

NOW WITH SUPER BABY ACTION!


   
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Respectable mother.
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Gallery

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  • Rule 34'd!
    Rule 34'd!
  • Ken as a Negro.
    Ken as a Negro.
  • All girls like it in the ass...
    All girls like it in the ass...
  • Animooted G.I. Joe secks
    Animooted G.I. Joe secks
  • You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
    You don't always need a perverted dollfag to make Barbie look like a slut.
  • Ken in his darker ages.
    Ken in his darker ages.
  • Barbie's daily job.
    Barbie's daily job.


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