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*[[Phoenix Wright]] — The original attorney at lol.
*[[Phoenix Wright]] — The original attorney at lol.
*[[Charles Carreon]] — Currently suing every last person on the Internet.
*[[Charles Carreon]] — Currently suing every last person on the Internet.
*[[Sue Basko]] - Supplements her cases against trolls with witchcraft.


[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]]

Revision as of 21:08, 22 December 2013

IRL Attorney at Lol Edgar J. Steele. His wife is "of 19 years" age.

We take frivolous legal threats very seriously.


Qualified Attorneys at Lol

  • weev — graduated from the distinguished Bann Towne University, concentrating on e-settlements
  • hardvice
  • Ray Gordon - Has tried to sue Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, among others, with absolute failure.
  • Nrvnqsr Chaos — graduated from the most honourable Four Leaves University with a license from the legal /b/ar.
  • jesuitx — jesuitx was awarded his certification by Stanford Lol in July 2006
  • Fred Bauder — disbarred IRL, now the chief justice of the Wikipedia Supreme Court
  • Kelly Martin — law school drop out... of course that makes it (is it a he or a she... who knows) well qualified.
  • Ryan Gentle — What's better than a known scammer? A known scammer who isn't afraid to take all you bitches to Internet Court, that's what!
  • Jack Thompson — Loves Tetris
  • Phoenix Wright — The original attorney at lol.
  • Charles Carreon — Currently suing every last person on the Internet.
  • Sue Basko - Supplements her cases against trolls with witchcraft.