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==Drama / Lulz==
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{{quote|so what if she has hypocrisy? its just her opinions. oh joy her opinions are different from ours! they need to leave her alone.|Dragongirl66, posing as Lightwyngs.}}
Allie is a bonafide [[asswipe|compulsive liar]], pulling shit out of her ass at such a pace that no one is quite sure what she'll bullshit about next. She lies about her age repeatedly, as once she was 18, but miraculously dropped in age to 17 after some people pointed out she was a [[pedo]] for dating a 14 year old. She then [[science|somehow]] became 18 again after brilliantly admitting to a troll or two she was only 12, all in the space of a month. Several people became [[aroused|suspicious]] of her miraculous age changes, and eventually she just started not mentioning it at all, realising people were not [[retarded]] and could see right through her lies. However, she still [[lie|pretends]] to be in her [[16_year_old_girl|late teens]], despite mentioning that her detention was to write three paragraphs on "What you will do in spring break", and probably having to sit in the naughty corner for [[babby|15 minutes and go without TV for the next day]].
Furthermore, [[loli|13]] is the minimum age for kids allowed on deviantArt, and Dragongirl66 should have been [[underageb&]]'d by now, but she keeps lying so she can keep her account and draw teh pr0nz. [[porn|Sexual images]] aren't allowed on dA either, but she disregards that rule too with a flick of her [[fat|flabby]] wrist. She also harasses anyone who gives her useful critiques, as anyone who doesn't regard her as the second coming of Jesus must be a troll and a hater.
'''EDIT:''' Apparently one of her friends read this article and told Dragongirl66 off for lying, and so the kid has 'confessed' and lowered her age down to ''13'' now.
{{quote|Man I am SO depressed right now.|Dragongirl66, on having to confess.}}
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'''Gonna find those 4chan fags and bash them. And ring the police on you.''']]
[[image:Retard_hurr.png|thumb|NOT DA SAME PERSUN]]
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Dragongirl66's entire existence on [[deviantArt]] seems to be founded on a base of bullshit held together with a massive web of delicious [[drama]] inducing lies. She also chucks a shitfit when people point out her [[assburgers|hypocrisy]], as she has stated so many [[retarded|conflicting]] things that even her [[stalker|watchers]] get confused.
[[last thursday|Earlier]] in her accounts existence, someone questioned her belief in God when she confided that she was [[attention_whore|'bisexual and proud']] and liked drawing porn, two things [[Jesus]] is very much against. She quickly backtracked, as per usual, and said that she didn't believe in the Christian [[Dog|God]], but just a God in general. One who also, apparently by sheer coincidence, had a son named Jesus. But not the one you know.
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She has a fake side account by the name of [[penis|Lightwyngs]], or 'Bali', which she acknowledged to be an account she would move to in case of trolling, but then started [[lies|pretending]] that Lightwyngs was her first IRL friend, coincidentally her [[rapist|neighbour]], who also happened to [[shit|draw]] in the exact same style as [[faggot|Dragongirl66]], also have a [[sick_fuck|plane fetish]], and somehow only log on when Dragongirll66 does. She however was dumb enough to not remove the journal stating that she had made a side account, but insists that even though she and 'Bali' [[fail|have the same IP, it's because they're neighbours]]. Lightwyngs is now a deactivated account, mysteriously this happened a day after the comments to the left popped up.
Some of her other hypocrisies include her stating that '''she hates [[faggot|gays]]''' but '''supports bisexuals''', as well as '''hating porn and sex''' but ''''loving plane sex''' because it ''is cute and funny''. Later, after [[over 9000]] people asked why the fuck she hated [[you|gays]], she apparently finally realised her mistake and backtracked by stating that it was a typo - she meant to say she hates [[facepalm|gay art]]! Which of course is not nearly as offensive, and all those [[fag]] artists can just fuck off.
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She also hates wolves, but draws them, hates [[sparkledogs]], but draws them, and hates teh nasty [[trolls]], but in actual fact is probably one herself. She disses [[niggers|rap]] like a mad cunt despite it being one of her favorite sorts of music, and loves planes, but frequently denies any [[boner|attraction]] to planes, desipite numerous [[lulzy|disturbing]] comments on [[porn|"art"]] of living aeroplanes and other various weird things that Pixar should never have made a movie about, and the fact she draws Plane Porn herself.
Reading below, you can see much of the [[lulz]] that were induced from her complete faggotry and lies.
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[[image:Shout it Out by dragongirl66.png|thumb|800px|center| The offending image that caused much lulz.]]
{{cg|Gallery of Lies|Comments and general utter bullshit|center|<gallery>
image:Boyfrens.png| single, with a boyfriend, and she wants a boyfriend.
image:Im_not_dragongirl66.png|these journals get more and more retarded
image:Dragongirlbawwwwwww.jpg|dragongirl makes an appearance on ed!
image:Just_being_herself.png|what's hypocrisy hurrdurr
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image:I_dislike_liars.png| Being disgusted by narrow mindness means you should see a doctor. Wanting dragons and planes to stick their dicks in you, however, is completely normal.
image:Dg66wallcon.jpg| She [[contradiction|contradicts]] herself in almost everything (IE: her beliefs, and even in her massive [[loser|stamp wall]].)
image:dg66_ronery.jpg| I'm so [[insane|lonely]] I think I'll talk to myself!
image:Hurrdurr.png‎| planeh secks is funneh! I don't schlick to it at all!
image:Retarded.png‎| I'M NOT BICURIOUS BUT I AM BISEXUAL BUT I AM STRAIGHT
Image:Lol_lies.png| So full of shit she may actually just be a sack of shit
image:HAHAH.png| I NO HOW 2 TECHNOLOGY CUZ IM SMRT DONT U BACKSASS MEH
image:Lololcunt.jpg| Acting 18 makes me 18!
image:Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.png| "Eek! He wants to screw me next!"
image:dg66_army.jpg| OH TEH NOES AND ARMY I AM SCURRD D: D: D:
image:Dragongirl66_is_teh_smarts.png| She thought this image was a serious giftart until someone told her it was a troll image. No jokes.
image:Big_stinky_liar.png| Boeing Fucker means I am a fucker for Boeings, duh.
image:RRRRRHRURH.png| this girl is the easiest to troll ever
image:Notbutthurt.png| it's just people opinions and i don't mind unless they don't like me in which case they're terrible and baw
image:Dg66_butthut.jpg| Doesn't know what [[butthurt]] means in the first place
image:Ew_macs.png| macs lol
image:Dg66easytrap.jpg| Easy to trap in a contradictory [[paradox]].
</gallery>}}
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==SHE'S LEAVI-Oh never mind she's staying OH WAIT NO SHE'S LEAVING AGAIN==
==SHE'S LEAVI-Oh never mind she's staying OH WAIT NO SHE'S LEAVING AGAIN==

Revision as of 07:44, 24 December 2013

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Planes are pretty much my life.
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—Dragongirl66, March 29, 2010

Dragongirl66 is your typical autophile TARTlet furfag. She's had a very sad and rough life, as she is 'constantly bullied' at school for being a freak, and no one understanding her bizarre fetish for living aeroplanes, as well as her tendency to flip her shit if you question anything at all about her. Despite this obvious obsession and the fact that she has no friends except for a fake account she created to talk to herself on, she continues to be an idiot, because apparently drawing plane porn for dedicated plane sex enthusiasts and her various dA friends is certainly the way forward to an enjoyable life. She also thinks that having an article on ED about her makes her famous, not realising the difference between infamy and fame. One person used the fitting example of the 9/11 WTC attacks, which are remembered for much the same reasons - being terrible, and involving planes.

'Allie', as she likes to be known, wallows in her own misery and spreads it thick on her journal making sure everyone knows how sad she is, and that no one has ever suffered through such trauma as she had, like the time she pushed a girl over for teasing her and got a detention, and so her parents wouldn't let her have Super Burger for dinner.


SHE'S LEAVI-Oh never mind she's staying OH WAIT NO SHE'S LEAVING AGAIN

   
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To encyclopediadramatica: Remove this article immediately, or I am reporting you guys for harassment. Remove my artwork, NOW.
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Someone had better ring Whine One One and get a Whaaaaambulance, because Dragongirl66 means srs bsns

As per usual, our good friend Dragongirl66 threw a hissy fit when she discovered that lots of people dislike her - and even better, that she had an ED page! This shocking discovery was quickly backed with threats to ring the police, get ED banned for harrassment, leave the internets forever, spam all the trolls, and much other lulzy shit. However, within half an hour, she had backtracked ONCE AGAIN, and decided she would continue drawing planehs to grace the internet with. Like the smart one she is, she also posted a link to this very article in her journal, but then in half an hour deleted the link when realising that all her lies would be revealed to her internets friends. This is probably the third time she's pulled an "I'M LEAVING FOREVER" stunt, the last being when 70 odd people voted on her journal poll that she should stop drawing and gtfo. This poll can be seen to your left in all its lulzy glory, and her journals from the day of much lulz are still all up. Be sure, on visiting her account, to post nicely in whatever poll she has up at the moment.


Dragongirl66 has twice decided that she's leaving again and NEVER DRAWING ART EVER. EVER AGAIN. One of her friends attempted to delete this page and all its whimsy, leaving the beautiful and heartfelt comment of "This page was made by a bashing bunch of assholes, therefore all comments made toward the subject have been erased." Of course the article was reverted back within minutes, but it was nice to see them try. Dragongirl66 also made an ED account to try and contact the admins, you should go leave her a message or two. She is still determined to get rid of this article, and for some reason assumes that the person who wrote this article invented the whole website, as she obviously does not know how to internet.

After all this lulzy drama, she has finally embraced having an ED article, because she thinks it's made her Internet Famous.


In other news, lulz, because she got suspended from dA. No one knows why yet, though i'm sure she'll vandalise the article to tell us why, because she reads it every day. But she's not butthurt. Nope. Not at all.


Things no Mortal should Ever Lay eyes on

Having been exiled from devianTART due to teh planeh pr0nz and much lulz drama,she later went to FA to join the rest of the furfags seeking much-needed approval from otherkin such as herself in all their fapping yiff glory.Also,Dragongirl66 isn't attracted to planes at all,she just likes drawing them in sweaty asshumping ballthumping situations,given her sock puppet account is named planenutzz.

Sadly,Dragongirl66 is no longer gracing teh internetz with her beautiful planeh pr0nz, but fortunately we've still managed to save most of it.The internet is forever, Allie.


Oh wait I'm sorry, she did what no one expected and backtracked after like, half a day. Good to see someone confident with their decisions. Oh wait I'm sorry she changed her mind again. Not drawing plane sex anymore. Apparently she reads her article every day and changes what she's doing according to it. HI DRAGONGIRL66, DOES DADDY'S COCK FEEL NICE AND TIGHT IN YOUR ASSHOLE? Sadly because she is such a dumb shit she doesn't realise that it's not her porn that most of the trolls are attacking for, it's her retarded way of thinking, and her lies. She's made a new account now, link's below. Ironically, for someone who doesn't like gay art, one of the first things she faved was a picture of two male planes buttfucking. Oh wait I forgot who this article was about, the queen of hypocrisy.


Ways to Easily Troll Dragongirl66

  • Ask why she keeps pretending that Lightwyngs is her - this is great for getting ragefuelled reactions out of her.
  • Point out all her hypocrisy, especially about her sexuality.
  • Call her fat.
  • Tell her How To Train Your Dragon was shit.
  • Tell her God hates plane sex.
  • Tell her her art is pretty good for an 8 year old.
  • Call her a boy.
  • Ask why she likes yuri when she is a straight female, but hates yaoi, which has two men in it, and men are what straight women like.
  • Ask her why she is so butthurt over everything.
  • Point out that the 'don't look if you don't like' way of thinking is hard when you're posting something on a public website that encourages critiscism of art.
  • Point out that she's a raging faggot because she admits she only draws wolves for pageviews, but she hates them.
  • Draw parody fanart for her that involves her male planes having gay sex.
  • Ask her why she has a 'bisexual and proud' stamp but is straight (she'll tell you it's because she supports them).
  • Challange her to actually reply in an intelligent manner to you without using the phrases "butthurt, go fuck a goat, your Mom, if you don't like it then don't look, planeh," or any plz account icons.
  • MAN THE HARPOONS!!!!111!1!
  • ????
  • Profit!

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