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=="Shows"== | =="Shows"== | ||
Bobby has lots of shit shows on [[The Escapist]], all of which contain his boring opinions on [[Shit no one cares about|shit that mobody cares about]] besides him. He, on the other hand, conpensates for everyone else by caring about these things waaaaay too much, to the point it leaves him no time in the day to try and get laid or go on a diet. | |||
<u>'''Eascapist to the Movies'''</u> | <u>'''Eascapist to the Movies'''</u> | ||
Bob | Here Bob talk about movies, spews shit at [[Michael Bay]] and then retracts everything he says about him on his other shit shows. It isn't interesting and even less so funny because Bob's idea of humor is saying things he is mad about in an angry voice. | ||
<u>'''The Big Picture'''</u> | <u>'''The Big Picture'''</u> | ||
Bob gives his unwanted opinions about shit nobody cares about. | Bob gives his unwanted opinions about shit nobody cares about. He just talks about anything and everything, but mostly about 30 year old cartoons and movies because the time before high-school was the only happy time in his life before it made him realize what a failure he is. | ||
<u>'''The Game Overthinker'''</u> | <u>'''The Game Overthinker'''</u> | ||
Bob | This show is fucking embarrassing to watch. | ||
Bob dressed up in a number of costumes and talks to himself in several voices in what looks like a show about what it must feel like to have no friends. The entire thing is hilarous, but for all the wrond reasons. It is this whow that makes you seriously wonder if Bob doesn't have autism. | |||
The best part is that one of the characters is a big, stupid jock (at least that's what he's meant to be, it's still just Bob's fat ass) callled "The Anti-thinker" which feels like Bob's petty revenge on the kids who used to make fun of him by [[[implying]] that, since they don't care about vidia games as much as he does, they must be retarded. | |||
==Threatening to Get a Teenager Arrested for Not Liking his Videos== | ==Threatening to Get a Teenager Arrested for Not Liking his Videos== | ||
Revision as of 18:52, 1 October 2014
Bob Moviebob Chipman is another uneducated self-styled journalist made famous only by virtue of the internet, as there is no way this fat blob would be able to go to a job interview.
Who?
—Sargon of Akkad telling the life story of Bob | ||
Bob initially started reviewing movies, before figuring out that he too should shit all over games, like many before him. So it didn't take long before he joined Screwattack. After being raped brutally by Screwattack, Fatman (that's a Freakazoid reference, Bob), he was so buttsore he felt just like women who got drunk, realized they fucked an ugly looking guy and then instead of blaming their slutty selves became a SJW to deflect any negative criticism... Which is exactly what Bob did! Not that it stopped him from later reffering to Megan Fox as a blowup doll.
Maybe this was done in hopes that his nice guy attitude would land him any pussy. For spoilers for the effect of this, see image to the right.
"Shows"
Bobby has lots of shit shows on The Escapist, all of which contain his boring opinions on shit that mobody cares about besides him. He, on the other hand, conpensates for everyone else by caring about these things waaaaay too much, to the point it leaves him no time in the day to try and get laid or go on a diet.
Eascapist to the Movies
Here Bob talk about movies, spews shit at Michael Bay and then retracts everything he says about him on his other shit shows. It isn't interesting and even less so funny because Bob's idea of humor is saying things he is mad about in an angry voice.
The Big Picture
Bob gives his unwanted opinions about shit nobody cares about. He just talks about anything and everything, but mostly about 30 year old cartoons and movies because the time before high-school was the only happy time in his life before it made him realize what a failure he is.
The Game Overthinker
This show is fucking embarrassing to watch.
Bob dressed up in a number of costumes and talks to himself in several voices in what looks like a show about what it must feel like to have no friends. The entire thing is hilarous, but for all the wrond reasons. It is this whow that makes you seriously wonder if Bob doesn't have autism.
The best part is that one of the characters is a big, stupid jock (at least that's what he's meant to be, it's still just Bob's fat ass) callled "The Anti-thinker" which feels like Bob's petty revenge on the kids who used to make fun of him by [[[implying]] that, since they don't care about vidia games as much as he does, they must be retarded.
Threatening to Get a Teenager Arrested for Not Liking his Videos
After Leigh Alexander published an article about a kid who made trolling videos about on how to gank women in the shit game World of Warcraft Bob wasted no time pouncing on this, as he is a spineless fat fuck who dances to every whim of Leigh, as a drunk ugly bitch is the epitome of pussy he is able to get.
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What a faggot
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He would later try to deny he ever said or did it, even though he had forgotten to delete the proof from his twitter before doing so.
Hatred of gamers
Unknown to us whether it be the fact that Moviebob hates gamers or it is the simple fact that Bob doesn't want to share anything with anyone, hence his bloated size, Bob decided to retweet a tweet that made the bold statement of not to share your Coke Zero with a gamer. The only other option besides Bob despising his audience, because Ms. Leigh Alexander told him to, is that he heard that Coke Zero is slimming and the fat fuck doesn't want to risk getting slim, as that mean he would have to get a proper job.
This was probably him doing his part for the anti-GamerGate people as well as being Anita Sarkeesian white knight. A topic his is not at all bias about since it's not like there are pictures of them hanging out... Oh wait, yes there are.
After making a giant ass of himself on this topic he, and all the rest of the faggots at The Escapist, were told to cut the shit by their editor. Not that it stopped Bobby who only drew more ridicule to himself to the point that people on the site's forum made a thread asking that he be fired.
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