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A MOVIE FOR THAT SHITTY DOLL WAS RELEASED AND GROSSED $155 MILLION!!!!!!! |
Barbie is a 'fashion doll' produced by Mattel, the world's largest toy company, designed to provide girls insight into the desires of hetrosexual adult males and encourage them not to grow up to become a big fat mess like their mother. The dolls can be picked up for as little as $14.99 from your local Toys Я Us however, like anything with a fandom, there are people out there willing to part with obscene amounts of money, in some cases tens of thousands of dollars in order to secure a limited or 'vintage' edition.
America's Whore
If Barbie were a real person, her tits would be so big and her waist and legs so small that she'd have to walk around on all fours around the kitchen... but you'd probably be making her do that anyway.
Gallery
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Hitler Barbie -
Barbie after college, puking to be skinny. -
Barbie spelunking -
Ken as a Negro.
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Ken in his darker ages. -
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Bitch keeps falling on doorknobs! -
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Typical Barbie fan. -
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Long Term Relationship Barbie -
Barbie offers her head a delicious treat. -
Prison Bitch Barbie -
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On the hot seat! -
Make peace with your Mattel maker. -
Remember kids, it's
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Guns don't kill people, children with guns kill people! -
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Pro-Ana Barbie -
Atheist Barbie -
Gangsta Bitch Barbie -
Goth Barbie -
Minimum Wage Barbie -
Sadly, this is an actual set! -
Teen Pregnancy Barbie -
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Transgender Barbie -
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Polygamy made easy. -
Slutty Bitch Barbie
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Rule 34'd! -
All girls like it in the ass... -
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Barbie during college while she's sleeping. -
BDSM Barbie -
Barbie's daily job. -
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Serial Killer Barbie
Barbie Pets
Barbie Cosplay
Captions
Morbidly Obese Barbie
Adult Baby Barbie
Poop 'n Scoop Barbie
Substance Abuse Barbie
Related Toys 'n Crafts
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Niggers aren't worth as much. -
Nigger Barbie is an Oreo -
Custom built Barbie foosball table!
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