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Call of Duty Mobile is another mobile spying device from the [[China|Chink government]]. It’s basically like [[Diablo Immortal]] in the fact that everything that the COD suckers wanted in their games is locked behind their mobile devices in order to fry their phone for maximum lulz. Oddly enough, this type of game was already created by [[Tencent]] in their game COD Online but seemed to be stripped of the essential features as rations to the [[Poor|filthy peasants]]. | '''Call of Duty: Mobile''' is another mobile spying device from the [[China|Chink government]]. It’s basically like [[Diablo Immortal]] in the fact that everything that the COD suckers wanted in their games is locked behind their mobile devices in order to fry their phone for maximum lulz. Oddly enough, this type of game was already created by [[Tencent]] in their game COD Online but seemed to be stripped of the essential features as rations to the [[Poor|filthy peasants]]. | ||
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Although the entire franchise is owned by [[Activision]], most of the revenue generated by the fags went directly to Tencent. Activision decides to create their own mobile game based on [[Call of Duty: Warzone]]. The results? Not good. For [[Moar|moar]] info, | Although the entire franchise is owned by [[Activision]], most of the revenue generated by the fags went directly to Tencent. Activision decides to create their own mobile game based on [[Call of Duty: Warzone]]. The results? Not good. For [[Moar|moar]] info, watch this: <center><youtube>jyo_9sana8U</youtube></center> | ||
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Revision as of 04:06, 12 October 2024
Call of Duty: Mobile is another mobile spying device from the Chink government. It’s basically like Diablo Immortal in the fact that everything that the COD suckers wanted in their games is locked behind their mobile devices in order to fry their phone for maximum lulz. Oddly enough, this type of game was already created by Tencent in their game COD Online but seemed to be stripped of the essential features as rations to the filthy peasants.
Holistic Review
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This game essentially is a combination of all COD multiplayer maps, game modes, weapons, characters, and more from previous installments, at least theoretically. It essentially is a fever dream for all COD suckers still playing this shit franchise. However, the Kikes at Activision need to somehow exploit the dipshits their wallets. What better way to do so that to exclusively launch the game on the only platform where every greedy tactics are allowed by wine moms, children, mobile game tubers, and mindless sheep. This shit is really blatant when you first step into this decrepit space. Despite what you think the game is, most of the things that exist in CODM have little to nothing to do with the main games. It’s basically a big fat casino with a shit ton of nobodies and nothing burgers solely dedicated to convince the Chinks to barely put in any effort into the game in fear of shutting down.
Games and Stuff
Rehashed stuff from main line games, nothing more, except even more annoying to deal with since all the overpowered shit from previous COD games came back. There is one original Battle Royale map that, just like every other maps, is barebones and quickly boring to play against players, if they have any.
Bots
Because the game thinks that you’re a dumbass, Skill Based Match Making was implemented about 30 days ago. Since battle royale is restricted to the ranked plays, your first initial experience is basically killing mindless drones from the game’s algorithm. A perfect representation of most Battle Royale games.
”Story”
The game, for no reason, has a comic book about dumb shit that serves as a justification for all the scams that Activision has pulled off.
Kikes Greatest Fuck Up
Although the entire franchise is owned by Activision, most of the revenue generated by the fags went directly to Tencent. Activision decides to create their own mobile game based on Call of Duty: Warzone. The results? Not good. For moar info, watch this:
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