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Diablo Immortal

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The long-suffering fans of Blizzard Entertainment's Diablo series have had their pants pulled down and assholes lubed up by Blizzard yet again as an infamous mobile game called Diablo Immortal has been announced. Blizzard aims to go for the complete destruction of every Diablo fan's fond memories of the Diablo franchise by allowing a wicked oriental video game producer to create a product so full of pay-to-play microtransactions that you will have to re-mortgatge your house. Diablo Immortal is not even made by Blizzard Entertainment. The Backlash by gamers led to drops in Activision's and Blizzard's Stock Prices. The actual maker of most of Diablo Immortal base game is a company called NetEase.

Dislikes and Comments on the Youtube Video Deleted

So many dislikes and negative comments were made on the Diablo Immortal trailers youtube page that Google and Blizzard began deleting Dislikes and over 13000--now over 25,000 COMMENTS DELETED --- comments went into the internet Bermuda Triangle , never to be seen again. Most the playable classes that were seen in Diablo 3 such as the crusader, demon hunter and monk will be returning in Diablo Immortal however the Witch Doctor has been axed.

Even drunk, Doxxed Irishman James O'??? - Mr.Metokur managed to crap out a video about blizzard's reaction to the mass hate their new mobile money grab Wow/Diablo 3 hybrid had created.

The game Will Most Likely Be is Fail

Considering it took blizzard 4 years to get Diablo 3 into a somewhat decent state, with greater rifts and Nehalem rifts etc., Diablo Immortal will probaly be a very rusty and jagged product filled with bugs on its release. Not to mention all parties involved in making it and publishing it are planning to add so many microtransactions that the only way to become a top player in the game would be to buy your way to the top. Your precious shekels will be sucked dry by this game. Despite the fact that Blizzard entertainment could make millions off of releasing more content for Diablo 3 or creating Diablo 4, it has been 4 years since any Blizzard made content has been made for the Diablo series. Blizzard North which made Diablo 2 has been closed for years . You should switch to a different action RPG instead of Diablo if you want more content. DISREGARD THAT, the game sucked dick.

Long time Diablo 3 Guru who has rarely produced Diablo content in the last 18 months as there has been no expansion packs for Diablo 3 declared Diablo Immortal a disaster in the making. Heroic Aussie Quin Declared this game "a filthy money grab by investors". Enjoy that 7% stock price drop Blizz-Kife.

Quinn69’s Video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KaazBIjOvyc

Official Game Website - https://diabloimmortal.com/en-us/

THIS IS A MOBILE GAME BY THE WAY GIVE BLIZZARD AND THEIR CHINESE VIDYA GAME PRODUCER MONEY $$$$

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