Huevito Rey

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Huevito Rey
Real name	Mauricio Paredes Javier Bugueño
Nationality:	Chile
Born	April 24, 1972
Current residence	Viña del Mar

Huevito Rey (Powerword: Mauricio Paredes Javier Bugueño) is a 52-year-old Chilean YouTuber, pedophile, and prison cocksucker. After gaining an initial following "Army of Demons" by making shitty spic guitar music, he caused controversy after being accused of pedophilia and online harassment, leading to many of his channels have been suspended for pissing off the kikes working at YouTube. In 2019, he was imprisoned for insulting a judge and thoroughly buttraped by the hardworking masisis in jail. After serving his time and being eventually released, he now struggles to mantain an online fandom due to how most social media sites have him blacklisted.

Beginnings

Huevito Rey was born in Valparaíso, Chile, to Nita Inés Bugueño Araya and Ricardo Alfonso Paredes Marcoletta, who served as a Party Van enforcer under Augusto Pinochet. He claims that he was bullied at school and had to defend himself, essentially "gaining the trust of the mob." He began making music with humorous (and often explicit) content in its lyrics, such as "Estoy Guatón", literally translating to "I'm a fatass", and "Men in Green", praising chilean pigs in reference to their uniform colors.

Estoy Guatón

Estoy Guatón

Estoy Guatón

Estoy Guatón

Estoy Guatón

Estoy Guatón

Estoy Guatón

Drama

In 2012, Chilean news channel Mega (which he later shat on) exposed him for sexual harassing a 12-year-old boy, asking him loads of sexually-driven questions on fucking Facebook Messenger like the goddamn boomer he is. He often boasts about how this event earned him his FAMA MÁXIMA (“Maximum Fame”).

Over the years, more and more people began to ironically follow him, essentially milking his ripe lolcow status, as the hundreds of comments ""praising"" his ingenious music skills and deep social commentary lead to his ego growing more and more, to the point that he cannot utter a coherent sentence to the camera, even when he is on national television.

Retard Infighting

Huevito Rey Version 3D

In 2016, he released one of his most controversial video series, which consisted of short clips of him yelling obscenities directed at Choche007, a low-functioning asspie fattie who is basically the Chilean equivalent of early-lore Chris-chan, though much, much sadder. In these videos, he often mocked Choche for being overweight, autistic, a NEET, and a virgin, infamously asking him: "Do you know sex? You do not know sex. Do you know the VAGINA? The pussy?" (yes, it sounds just as autistic in Spanish as it does in English]].

This intellectual commentary on the sexless status of troubled young men would eventually lead to Choche himself becoming a lolcow, with many A-Logs that have nothing better to do all day deciding to pick on some random internet asspie to try and feel better about their own friendless, sexless lives.

He would make headlines later on that year, when he insulted another Chilean YouTuber, David Montoya, for being gay, calling him a "disgusting faggot" and citing that "those disgusting effeminate bastards disgust me, they make me want to throw them into the sea, I would pick them up and throw them into the sea, those bastards.

He was harshly criticized by several LGBT activists for this act, including a public request to remove his homophobic content by Ronaldo Jiménez, leader of the Movement for Homosexual Integration and Liberation.

ANOTHER PEDOFORK ACCUSATION

In 2018, he was arrested for sexually abusing a 16-year-old girl from Iquique. He famously defended himself in court by stating that "I haven't done anything, it's the opposite, women grope me."

PARTY VAN locks him DOWN

In early 2019, he appeared in the Chilean television miniseries “Harassed” (Acosados), which not only documented his numerous cases of pedophilia, but also reviewed the political messages he shared through social media, which often included messages of sexism, homophobia, and xenophobia. As a comeback, he would again wade into online drama, when he had a series of back-and-forth video messages with another fellow aspie YouTuber, Corxea, famous in his own right for insane meltdowns over his League of Legends bans and Discord drama. Sadly, all this would be cut short after he was arrested and sentenced to 3 years' imprisonment for harassing the judge presiding over his case, accusing her of being "corrupt". Given how Chilean prisons are surprisingly nowhere near as hellish as American ones are, he was allowed to keep a cell phone in his prison cell, from where he occassionally released videos, showing how his fellow inmates treated him like their little boytoy bitch.

Modern times

In December 2021, after being released on parole in just under 2 years, Huevito Rey began uploading videos and photos walking around Viña del Mar wearing a Covid mask, confirming his newly-gained freedom. Unfortunately, most of his accounts keep getting deleted by the janny kikes working at JewTube and Instagram.

See Also

• Chile
• YouTube
• Pedophilia

External Links

• Rey Huevito Rey

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