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{{ | [[File:KevinBurke.jpg|thumb|Kevin Burke, [[Brony|film director]] and [[Epic fail|epic]] [[troll]].]] | ||
'''Kevin Burke''' (a.k.a. '''Better_Butter321''', '''AnonyMouse32''' and '''The Ghostbusters Troll''') is a {{Age|1981|8|8}}-year-old [[Canadian]] [[neckbeard]], film maker, [[reddit]]or and a long-time user of '''/r/moviescirclejerk''' who, on July 10, 2016, decided to [[troll]] the '''/r/ghostbusters''' subreddit by making a thread that implied that the entire community was trying to make the recent [[Fembusters|Ghostbusters "reboot"]] look bad – a very simple task since the movie was legitimately trash and was made solely to pander to [[Redundant|dumb feminists]] and [[Greed|milk a long-dormant franchise]] that should have fucking died along with Harold Ramis in 2014. | |||
What Kevin didn't expect was that multiple "''[[Fake News|news]]''" outlets and shitty [[feminist]] [[bloggers]] would be too fucking retarded to fact check and would end up turning a reddit troll thread into an [[Why|international news story]]. Kevin quickly deleted his reddit account to avoid [[doxing|detection]], but he still left enough of a trail to allow a [[USI|savvy]] [[Ediot|internet detective]] to eventually track him down – although not before several others were [[DINDU NUFFIN|falsely accused]] of being the epic troll known as '''Better_Butter321'''. | |||
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== Circlejerkers == | |||
[[File:Better Butthurt321.jpg|thumb|Better_Butter321 a.k.a. [[Fat|I think you've had enough fucking butter]].]] | |||
[[File:Sargon911.jpg|thumb|Separated at [[abortion]]?]] | |||
'''/r/moviescirclejerk''' is a subreddit dedicated to [[mock]]ing the numerous movie-related [[circlejerk]]s that occur on reddit. | |||
== The Burke Identity == | |||
Through an amazing set of coincidences, '''Better_Butter321''' just happened to be a Canadian movie aficionado with a penchant for trolling, snark and writing [[tl;dr]] bullshit that noone cared about. | |||
{{archive|kZn5J|Bustin’ Makes Boys Feel Sad — Why Ghostbusters is So Hated}} | |||
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{{morphquote|Cuntbusters|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 220px;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|Ok, so obviously the reviews aren't as bad as we had hoped. So what more can we do at this point to make sure that the public knows it's terrible so that it bombs?|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, trolling /r/ghostbusters | |||
|We were doing a pretty good job of filtering out positive reviews in /r/movies, but they consolidated them into a mega thread and now people are starting to say maybe we were wrong.|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, trolling /r/ghostbusters | |||
|Is there any way to easily get the word out on social media that the positive reviews are probably all paid for?|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, trolling /r/ghostbusters | |||
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{{quote|Absolutely insane. How can people be so desperate for a movie to fail?|{{facebook|kevin.burke.737|Kevin Burke}}, after trolling /r/ghostbusters {{archive|cr5Sy}}}} | |||
{{collapsegallery|Better Butter Burke|KevinBurke|center|<gallery perrow=4> | |||
File:Better Burger321.jpg|Better_Burger321 | |||
File:KevinAndKaiju.jpg|His wife's name is [[Onigojirakaiju|Kaiju]]. | |||
File:KevinHasNoGenitals.jpg|[[Barbie|I have no genitals and I must cum.]] | |||
File:Skeleburke.jpg|[[Cuck|El Cornudo]] | |||
File:BeardforeAndAfter.jpg|[[Zaiger]]'s long lost twin. | |||
File:KevinInKaijuworld.jpg | |||
File:SantaBurke.jpg | |||
File:FakeNewsBurke.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4> | |||
File:KevinDoxesHimself.jpg|Thanks for doxing yourself, Kevin. {{archive|tVJUG}} | |||
File:CreepshotKevin.jpg | |||
File:KevinBurkeFamilyChristmas.jpg | |||
File:KevinBurkeSnow.jpg | |||
File:KevinBurkeAskingForIt.jpg|Kevin's reaction when he realizes that deleting his reddit account wasn't enough to protect him from us. | |||
File:KevinClose.jpg | |||
File:ClassyKevin.jpg | |||
File:KevinGirlfriend.jpg | |||
File:KevinTheFreedomTroll.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
[[File:JanineR34.png|thumb|]] | |||
[[File:GhostBlowjobWooWoo.jpg|thumb]] | |||
[[File:Fembusters-rule34disgusting.jpg|thumb|Who you gonna call?]] | |||
[[File:Fembusters-photo1.jpg|thumb|This girl is [[lulz|dying]] to see Fembusters.]] | |||
Not long after the thread on reddit was created, Ashley Lynch {{archive|jdjtr|posted a screencap}} of it on his Twatter in an attempt to show that Fembusters was the target of a massive misogynist hate campaign. Unfortunately, Ashley overlooked one small detail – the screenshot that he posted was taken a mere minute after he himself posted the thread on /r/ghostbusters! | |||
Yes, in his haste to create a lulzy [[Hoax|false-flag]] and blame ZOMG TEH GAMERGATORS, Ashley had committed the #1 sin of trolling – he revealed his identity and intentions by being a complete fuckwit. | |||
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File:GhostBusterTrollMaggieVersion.jpg|Maggie Serota's screencap. {{archive|uPUbw}} | |||
File:GhostBusterTrollAshleyVersion.jpg|Ashley's version of the screencap. {{archive|jdjtr}} | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
{{quote|Hijacking top comment to point out: '''Better_Butter321''' has been shilling this terrible Ghostbusters reboot for over a month. They post non-stop about how "great" it is and how anyone who doesn't want to see it is a misogynist (because apparently "the graphics, jokes and script looks terrible" is misogyny). | |||
Suddenly they're posting an Anti-Ghostbusters thread? | |||
And '''WITHIN SECONDS''', with '''NO REPLIES''', a journalist called '''Ashley Lynch''' happens to screengrab it and post it on her Twitter as "proof" that it's somehow a conspiracy of people "hiding good reviews" that early audiences are absolutely panning it as terrible? | |||
Sorry Ashley Lynch, on top of it at minimum showing you're a shit journalist and it being very likely that this Better_Butters321 account is you, it appears your fake bullshit was quickly refuted by '''actual Ghostbuster fans''' tearing this thread apart.|NixonForBreadsident}} | |||
== Fake News Feminazis == | |||
[[File:EthicsInFakeNews.png|thumb|]] | |||
[[File:AshleyGetsFingered.jpg|thumb|]] | |||
{{archive|uPUbw|Maggie Serota's tweet}} | |||
{{archive|bKI4s|Daniel Colacicco's tweet}} | |||
{{archive|jdjtr|Ashley Amber MacLaggan's tweet}} | |||
{{archive|2Yjr0|Olivia Waring's Metro.co.uk article}} | |||
{{archive|kLP9l|Katie Rife's A.V. Club article}} | |||
{{archive|48Zmk|Carly Lane's Mary Sue article}} | |||
{{archive|HA4bP|Perez Hilton's article}} | |||
{{archive|uMoY9|Liv McConnell's Revelist article}} | |||
{{archive|tPFZO|Kat Brown's Glamour article}} | |||
{{archive|6bJAu|Ben Arnold's Yahoo Movies article}} | |||
{{archive|3YTbz|The BBC article}} | |||
{{archive|6hDR1|Ben Wilson's GamesRadar+ article}} | |||
{{archive|05qVL|Ed Biggs' Contactmusic.com article}} | |||
{{archive|7hkZd|Matthew Sardo's Monkeys Fighting Robots article}} | |||
{{collapsegallery|Fake News Fuckwits|ShitTierJournalists|center|<gallery> | |||
File:MaggieSerota.jpg|Margaret "Maggie" Serota, [[Botox]]-[[addict]] and [[Fake News|unethical journalist]]. | |||
File:OliviaWaring.jpg|Olivia R. Waring, half-gremlin and shit-tier "journalist". | |||
File:LivMcConnell.jpg|Liv McConnell, professional [[Girlvinyl]] impersonator. | |||
File:KatieRife.jpg|Katie Rife, walking [[stereotype]]. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
File:AshleyNipple.jpg|[[Ashley Lynch|Ashley Amber MacLaggan]] | |||
File:BenWilson.jpg|Ben Wilson, self-described [[manchild]]. {{archive|bXKH1}} | |||
File:CarlyLane.jpg|Carly Lane of [[The Mary Sue]]. | |||
File:BenArnold.jpg|Ben "A Dick" Arnold | |||
File:FaggyPerez.jpg|[[Perez Hilton]] | |||
File:KatBrown.jpg|Kat Brown, who [[Oxymoron|writes for Glamour]] for some reason. | |||
File:DanielCuckacola.jpg|Daniel Colacicco, [[Trigglypuff|Stay Puft Marshmallow Man]] cosplayer. | |||
File:EdBiggs.jpg|Ed Biggs, owner of [[My Tiny Dick|Ed Smalls]]. | |||
File:MatthewSardo.jpg|Matthew Sardo of Monkeys Fighting Robots | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
{{quote|it's strange how ashley lynch twetted a screenshot of your post right in the same minute you posted it, isn't it? you could have at least waited a few minutes after posting that clear troll post before pretending to be outraged on twitter.|noir_wolf, mistaking one dumb white man for another}} | |||
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{{morphquote|AshleyGBHypocrisy|background-color: #f9f9f9; width: 600px; height: 220px;|font-weight: bold; | |||
|I could tell right away that it's hot garbage|Ashley, on ScarJo in the Shell {{archive|rMhzo}} | |||
|Rebooting the Matrix is a stupid idea beyond the inevitability of making a shitty film. You simply can’t recapture the Matrix.|Ashley, on [[The Matrix]] reboot {{archive|LCpMM}} | |||
|If you refuse to be critical of a piece of media then you are a fan in the oldest and truest sense of the word — you’re a fanatic.|Ashley, on being a [[ISIS|fanatic]] {{archive|PVyja}} | |||
}}|border=#f9f9f9|background=#f9f9f9}} | |||
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{{quote|maybe the most egregious examples of people treating the movie unfairly were trolling just like you.|noizef}} | |||
'''Similarities between Ashley Lynch and Better_Butter321:''' | |||
* Both are admitted [[trolls]]. | |||
* Both love being [[Sarcasm|snarky]] [[Goatse|arseholes]]. | |||
* Both are diehard [[Basement dweller|movie aficionados]]. | |||
* Neither uses [[Ebonics|American English]]. | |||
* Both write [[tl;dr|long and boring posts]]. | |||
* Both refer to Quentin Tarantino as "[[I'd hit it|QT]]". | |||
{{clear}} | |||
== THE GOOD REVIEWS WERE TOTALLY NOT PAID FOR!!111 == | |||
[[File:GhostbustersMetacritic.jpg|center|500px|link=Fraud]] | |||
[[File:GhostbustersMetacritic.png|center|500px]] | |||
== See Also == | |||
* [[Fembusters]] | |||
* [[Fake News]] | |||
* [[Neckbeard]] | |||
* [[Sargon of Akkad]] - His long lost twin. | |||
== External Links == | |||
* {{archive|XVfFg|Archive of Kevin Burke's Better_Butter321 account}} | |||
** {{archive|maQn3|TFW you're "THE posterchild for reddit's misogynist manbabies"}} | |||
** [https://imgur.com/a/DR7oQ Moar evidence] | |||
* {{archive|4e3F3|Kevin Burke links himself to the movie posters that he uploaded as Better_Butter321}} | |||
* {{archive|org5c|AnonyMouse32 shares his poster collection with reddit}} | |||
** {{archive|QkRSn|The poster collection}} | |||
* [http://web.archive.org/web/20140818183709/http://vimeo.com/103072343 The Vimeo link to his movie trailer that he shared with reddit] | |||
* {{archive|YS9zx|Confirming his date of birth}} | |||
* {{facebook|kevin.burke.737|His Facebook}} | |||
* {{facebook|andrea.y.butler|His fiancee's Facebook}} (They've been engaged since fucking 2012. {{archive|jQ57W}}) | |||
* {{facebook|jojomburke|His mum's Facebook}} | |||
* {{facebook|pat.burke.3158|His dad's Facebook}} | |||
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Revision as of 13:00, 18 August 2024
Kevin Burke (a.k.a. Better_Butter321, AnonyMouse32 and The Ghostbusters Troll) is a 43-year-old Canadian neckbeard, film maker, redditor and a long-time user of /r/moviescirclejerk who, on July 10, 2016, decided to troll the /r/ghostbusters subreddit by making a thread that implied that the entire community was trying to make the recent Ghostbusters "reboot" look bad – a very simple task since the movie was legitimately trash and was made solely to pander to dumb feminists and milk a long-dormant franchise that should have fucking died along with Harold Ramis in 2014.
What Kevin didn't expect was that multiple "news" outlets and shitty feminist bloggers would be too fucking retarded to fact check and would end up turning a reddit troll thread into an international news story. Kevin quickly deleted his reddit account to avoid detection, but he still left enough of a trail to allow a savvy internet detective to eventually track him down – although not before several others were falsely accused of being the epic troll known as Better_Butter321.
Circlejerkers
/r/moviescirclejerk is a subreddit dedicated to mocking the numerous movie-related circlejerks that occur on reddit.
The Burke Identity
Through an amazing set of coincidences, Better_Butter321 just happened to be a Canadian movie aficionado with a penchant for trolling, snark and writing tl;dr bullshit that noone cared about.
Bustin’ Makes Boys Feel Sad — Why Ghostbusters is So Hated
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
— Kevin Burke, after trolling /r/ghostbusters (archive) |
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Thanks for doxing yourself, Kevin. (archive)
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Kevin's reaction when he realizes that deleting his reddit account wasn't enough to protect him from us.
Not long after the thread on reddit was created, Ashley Lynch posted a screencap of it on his Twatter in an attempt to show that Fembusters was the target of a massive misogynist hate campaign. Unfortunately, Ashley overlooked one small detail – the screenshot that he posted was taken a mere minute after he himself posted the thread on /r/ghostbusters!
Yes, in his haste to create a lulzy false-flag and blame ZOMG TEH GAMERGATORS, Ashley had committed the #1 sin of trolling – he revealed his identity and intentions by being a complete fuckwit.
—NixonForBreadsident |
Fake News Feminazis
Ashley Amber MacLaggan's tweet
Olivia Waring's Metro.co.uk article
Katie Rife's A.V. Club article
Liv McConnell's Revelist article
Ben Arnold's Yahoo Movies article
Ben Wilson's GamesRadar+ article
Ed Biggs' Contactmusic.com article
Matthew Sardo's Monkeys Fighting Robots article
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Olivia R. Waring, half-gremlin and shit-tier "journalist".
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Liv McConnell, professional Girlvinyl impersonator.
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Katie Rife, walking stereotype.
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Carly Lane of The Mary Sue.
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Ben "A Dick" Arnold
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Kat Brown, who writes for Glamour for some reason.
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Daniel Colacicco, Stay Puft Marshmallow Man cosplayer.
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Ed Biggs, owner of Ed Smalls.
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Matthew Sardo of Monkeys Fighting Robots
—noir_wolf, mistaking one dumb white man for another |
Previous Quote | Next Quote |
—noizef |
Similarities between Ashley Lynch and Better_Butter321:
- Both are admitted trolls.
- Both love being snarky arseholes.
- Both are diehard movie aficionados.
- Neither uses American English.
- Both write long and boring posts.
- Both refer to Quentin Tarantino as "QT".
THE GOOD REVIEWS WERE TOTALLY NOT PAID FOR!!111
See Also
- Fembusters
- Fake News
- Neckbeard
- Sargon of Akkad - His long lost twin.
External Links
- Archive of Kevin Burke's Better_Butter321 account
- Kevin Burke links himself to the movie posters that he uploaded as Better_Butter321
- AnonyMouse32 shares his poster collection with reddit
- The Vimeo link to his movie trailer that he shared with reddit
- Confirming his date of birth
- His Facebook
- His fiancee's Facebook (They've been engaged since fucking 2012. (archive))
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