Drakengard

Drakengard is the result of acid trip gone too far. It is a crappy dynasty warrior rip off that have you walk from point A to point B. The story contains the edgiest shit known to man. This retarded game is known for having multiple shitty ending that are either fucked up or made no sense. The infamous ending from the 1st game have your hero, cross the dimension to modern japan, fighting some evil statue with artificial difficult rhythm mini game only to get shot down by some kamikaze Japanese air force.

So who wrote this shit

behold, the lord of edginess and autism.

The retard responsible for writing this shit name Yoko Taro, is known for writing his story backward and have his sock puppet doing the interview. He also hates children so much that he had a Caim kill a bunch of kids in the game. If that is not enough, you can switch to the pedophile and have him cast magic to kill even more children. If that isn't enough, you can read his 3 crappy manga. One of the manga is about a bunch retarded japanese high schooler with psychic ability slaughtered by muslims in Afghanistan.

get ready for the plot, oh boy

Drakengard 1

Your hero, Caim, is but an edgy mute that want nothing but fucking his dragon and murder people with his big sword. Your party members includes an incest sister, blind pedophile priest, baby eating elf cunt and a man child who can never grow up. Their goal is to stop some creepy man voice loli who is controlled by giant naked flying baby that eat human.

Characters:

•Caim - Your typical JRPG hero with more grimdark and edginess. He had a hard life because he was a prince and he his parents and kingdom to a nigger dragon. His inability to speak is caused after married his dragon bitch just to get a anime power level, but is just poor attempt for Yoko Taro to not write any dialogue for him. A pretty cool guy who kills children, kick people and doesn't afraid of anything.

•Furaie - Useless bitch who wants nothing more than Caim's dick. Cocks blocks Inuart. Become an heroine in End C after Manah trolls her by telling everyone she is a incest slut.

•Inuart - Naive retard fool by Manah to kill people because he has hate boner against Caim for NTR Furaie.

•Leonard - The fucking pedophile priest. He survived a firestorm that killed his family by going after children to fuck. He lost his eye after married to an annoying faerie then joined Caim on a journey of genocide and child killing. Has power to turn himself a holy nulcear bomb. Be very afraid of pedophile priest.

•Arioch - Crazy elf bitch who eat children because elf are the evilest creature in drakengard. Joined Caim to eat more babies.

•Manah - LALALALA LALALALALA A LOVE CRUSH. LIKE A MACE.

•Seereh - Manah's brother who can't grow up. Has the ability to erase time forever. King Crimson just called, he want his power back.

•Angelus - Caim's draogn. Sounds like a fucking Granny.

Drakengard 2

While the first game mentioned above sounds as retarded as fuck, the retard at SE say fuck that and remove all the shit in the sequel and replaced it with some mary sue faggot name Nowe, who is the fusion of the incest sister and some faggot while having the blood of a dragon.

Drakengard 3

Luckily, SE being the fucking genius they are release the 3rd game with most of the lulz from the 1st game. You gets to play as a cursing cunt call Zero, who rapes an mentally challenged dragon name Mikhail while flying around the world, killing her 5 retarded sister and stealing their sex slave. To get deeper than that, Zero is the one who shit out of her sister from her cunt that they decided to conquer the world by singing. To get even deeper than that, it was some sort of evil flower that raped Zero thus gave birth to the five sisters. The flower was apparently create by the god to troll human kind because human are a bunch of shitty cunt that does nothing but editing this shitty article and masturbate. The flower also gives Zero and the 5 sister sailor moon power that by singing they could mind fuck people for their own purpose, which is why they are the "intoners", a group of demi-god sluts that are will by the flower to conquer the world. The intoners apparently needs sex to charge up their magic power, making them greek gods, especially Aphrodite who just sleep with anyone she likes.

Tl;dr Yoko Taro watched too much Madoka.

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