User:Addie/meade

	“	Hey everyone its me Skelton with another VEE-LAWG chat for h'ya	„
	—Meade

Meade Skelton Haufe (also known as "Cynthia") is a fat jewish retard from Richmond, Virginia. Meade is a manchild who has never moved out, never held a serious job, never had a girlfriend and has never had sex. Currently, he stays with his father and spends his days working a part-time job, going to a single class in college, and singing.

Meade's deformed body

Meade lives off disability because he is actually mentally retarded and autistic, so he basically has no responsibilities other than stuffing his face with McDonald's. Occasionally, Meade will work a part-time job for a few months before getting fired or quitting. When he got a job at Amazon, he quit because he saw a Black Lives Matter poster on the wall. He also quit a job at Walmart because standing on his feet for more than thirty minutes was "too hard". Like all retards, Meade is a proud Christian and feels the need to talk about it non-stop. Meade is also a creationist and likes to interrupt his Biology class to "correct" the professor whenever he mentions evolution or climate change. Imagine spending years getting a degree, then learning how to teach your field to others only to be interrupted and "corrected" by a disabled manchild who believes in a magic kike.

Meade and racism

	“	The Negro Race is nothing but a marauding band of savages. The white man's sworn duty is to slaughter or enslave the niggers	„
	—Meade in a discord call

Meade is a proud white supremacist who believes in nothing less than the complete annihilation of black people. Despite claiming that he is not racist, Meade defends slavery and refers to black people as "negros". People of color should consider Meade to be extremely dangerous, and should avoid him at all cost. Meade frequently threatens blacks, jews, and latinos on discord chat for gamers Meade dreams of creating a white militia to attack Black Lives Matter protestors. Meade does not believe in taking prisoners, and would love nothing more than to see hundreds of peaceful protestors shot and killed in the streets.

Meade and religion

When Meade isn't hating jews, he is worshipping them.

Meade and politics

Meade is a proud American patriot and a defender of the Confederate States of America, who betrayed The United States at least 100 years ago (please ignore the fact that this does not make any sense). Meade defends the south because he loves slavery and hates black people, and he has fantasies of whipping blacks on a plantation for not picking enough cotton. Meade also has a boner for Trump, despite the fact that Trump is a shabbos goy for Israel and wanted to spend 500 billion dollars on gibs for black people.

Meade and TEH INTARNETZ

Meade's internet antics

the TRUTH about Meade

If you have been paying attention, then you probably realized that something doesn't quite add up. Meade claims that he dislikes Jews, yet he likes Trump (a shabbos goy) and worships a jew. Turns out that Meade himself is jewish and has been hiding it. To this day, he still denies the very obvious fact that he is 5% jewish, even though his DNA test clearly states otherwise.

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23andMeade. Please note the 5% Jewish