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[[File:Fatlock facepalms.jpg|thumb|200px|The only decent meme from the shitshow of a trial]] | [[File:Fatlock facepalms.jpg|thumb|200px|The only decent meme from the shitshow of a trial]] | ||
'''Kyle Rittenhouse''' is an expert marksman and lifeguard, who was charged and acquitted of the murders of a wife beater, a pedophile, and of [[pun|disarming]] a burglar during a riot in Kenosha, Wisconsin. All of this is unacceptable behavior because of our values and our democracy, and our tranny armies. Due to the intentional accidental murder of all around angels '''Joseph "JoJo" Rosenbaum'''{{jew}}, '''Anthony "Choke that shiksa" Huber'''{{jew}}, the sinister Kyle Rittenhouse, Second Amendment fanboy, was acquitted of the slaying and maiming of these Antifa-affiliated rioters during the Summer of Love, 2020. | '''Kyle Rittenhouse''' is an expert marksman and lifeguard, who was charged and acquitted of the murders of a wife beater, a pedophile, and of [[pun|disarming]] a burglar during a riot in Kenosha, Wisconsin. All of this is unacceptable behavior because of our values and our democracy, and our tranny armies. Due to the intentional accidental murder of all around angels '''Joseph "JoJo" Rosenbaum'''{{jew}}, '''Anthony "Choke that shiksa" Huber'''{{jew}}, and the maiming of '''Gaige "Bye-ceps" Grosskreutz''' the sinister Kyle Rittenhouse, Second Amendment fanboy, was acquitted of the slaying and maiming of these Antifa-affiliated rioters during the Summer of Love, 2020. | ||
Like many a strapping, idealistic young American male, Kyle Rittenhouse was raised to be a helper. Unlike [[you]], he actually got off his ass and did something about the destruction of his country by leftist faggots and welfare recipients. He brought along a racist rifle, which he used to racistly murder two fellow whites, and maim a third white person, because he is a mean racist who must be stopped so that Western values can be spread like AIDS. | Like many a strapping, idealistic young American male, Kyle Rittenhouse was raised to be a helper. Unlike [[you]], he actually got off his ass and did something about the destruction of his country by leftist faggots and welfare recipients. He brought along a racist rifle, which he used to racistly murder two fellow whites, and maim a third white person, because he is a mean racist who must be stopped so that Western values can be spread like AIDS. | ||
On August 25, 2020, when Rittenhouse heard that a rampaging mob of niggers and Antifa deviants were on their way to downtown Kenosha, Wisconsin planning to loot and burn the property of black business owners who were probably racists anyway, in order to avenge the shooting of [[lie|unarmed]] nigger criminal '''Jacob Blake''', Kyle Rittenhouse grabbed his [[cock|indispensable tool]] of [[white supremacy]] — his AR-15 — and headed to Kenosha to protect the property of a racist Greek car dealer who deserved to lose it all to a bunch of | On August 25, 2020, when Rittenhouse heard that a rampaging mob of niggers and Antifa deviants were on their way to downtown Kenosha, Wisconsin planning to loot and burn the property of black business owners who were probably racists anyway, in order to avenge the shooting of [[lie|unarmed]] nigger criminal '''Jacob Blake''', Kyle Rittenhouse grabbed his [[cock|indispensable tool]] of [[white supremacy]] — his AR-15 — and headed to Kenosha to protect the property of a probably racist Greek car dealer who deserved to lose it all to a bunch of niggers and Jews because he is a racist, and probably a transphobe too. | ||
After being attacked, chased, and threatened, Rittenhouse blasted through two Antifa faggots and blew the bicep off a third while doing an awesome ninja [[barrel roll]] and maintaining full control of his AR-15 throughout the maneuver—yes, firing off three shots each of which hit their targets while he was rolling. This could only be explained by Rittenhouse's constant [[Jack Thompson|use of violent videogames]] which are also all racist. | After being attacked, chased, and threatened, Rittenhouse blasted through two Antifa faggots and blew the bicep off a third while doing an awesome ninja [[barrel roll]] and maintaining full control of his AR-15 throughout the maneuver—yes, firing off three shots each of which hit their targets while he was rolling. This could only be explained by Rittenhouse's constant [[Jack Thompson|use of violent videogames]] which are also all racist. | ||
Rittenhouse’s perfectly executed, reality-bending, Matrix-style killshots would've been doubted by everyone if they were not caught on video. Fortunately for domestic terrorist, racist, and Jew remover, this footage would be utilized by a racist jury to acquit him. Such a deft maneuver has never been equaled by anyone—fearsome warriors such as the Navy Seals (racist), the Green Berets (also racists), and the U.S. Army’s Delta Force (omg supar racists!) are absolute pikers compared to 17-year old Rittenhouse’s combat readiness and agility and operational ferocity in Kenosha, which was honed by racist and violent videogames that are contrary to our values and our democracy which are all also racist. | Rittenhouse’s perfectly executed, reality-bending, Matrix-style killshots would've been doubted by everyone if they were not caught on video. Fortunately for domestic terrorist, racist, and Jew remover, this footage would be utilized by a racist jury to acquit him. Such a deft maneuver has never been equaled by anyone—fearsome warriors such as the Navy Seals (racist), the Green Berets (also racists), and the U.S. Army’s Delta Force (omg supar racists!) are absolute pikers compared to 17-year old Rittenhouse’s combat readiness and agility and operational ferocity in Kenosha, which was honed by racist and violent videogames that are contrary to our values and our democracy which are all also racist. | ||
Rittenhouse’s epic misdeeds divided the Amerifat peoples, with the Right Wing Death Squads regarding Rittenhouse as God Among Men a bringer of good news near the level of Jesus Christ, and a master of self rivaling the Buddha, while the totally peaceful rioters regard him as the Anti-Christ (except for people who worship the Devil). | |||
Fortunately, America has been overtaken by cultural marxism and faggotry and tranny rapists. As such, prosecutors in Kenosha attempted to send Saint Kyle to meet Bubba for defending America from innocent pedophiles, kikes and [[gasping|bitch chokers]]. The odds were in favor of supreme justice, and the local prison populations drooled over the prospect of [[raping|hosting]] Rittenhouse. Indeed, Kyle faced off against half an entire country overtaken by cultural marxist re-education, their [[CNN|propaganda outlets]], a demonstrably corrupted FBI (founded by a tranny), and the Biden dictatorship itself. And yet, Kyle [[Win|WON]], probably because of racism somehow. Biden’s attempts to snuff yet another minor were thwarted by the power of truth and (appropriately) the prosecution’s incompetence and racism. The prosecution’s correctly stated that Saint Kyle expertly planted a racist mole in the demonic legions to ensure their defeat in court. Regardless, this American villain has been acquitted and freed to do what he does best: killing commies, so make sure to fear him especially if you are a criminal Jew. Should we all be brave enough to [[The Resistance|resist]] his example. | |||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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File:Grosskreutz disco.mp4|Burn baby burn | File:Grosskreutz disco.mp4|Burn baby burn | ||
File:Kenosha Kid.webm|Kenosha Kid | File:Kenosha Kid.webm|Kenosha Kid | ||
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File:RittenhouseDredd.jpg|The proper response to [[Bawww|"he crossed state lines!"]] | File:RittenhouseDredd.jpg|The proper response to [[Bawww|"he crossed state lines!"]] | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
*[[Antifa]] | *[[Antifa]] | ||
*[[Racism]] | |||
*[[Riots]] | |||
*[[Trayvon Martin|George Zimmerman]] - Also not guilty or white. | *[[Trayvon Martin|George Zimmerman]] - Also not guilty or white. | ||
*[[Wisconsin]] | *[[Wisconsin]] | ||
{{High Scores}} | {{High Scores}} | ||
[[Category:People|Rittenhouse, Kyle]] | [[Category:People|Rittenhouse, Kyle]] | ||
[[Category:2020]] | |||
[[Category:2021]] | |||
Revision as of 01:02, 8 February 2022
Kyle Rittenhouse is an expert marksman and lifeguard, who was charged and acquitted of the murders of a wife beater, a pedophile, and of disarming a burglar during a riot in Kenosha, Wisconsin. All of this is unacceptable behavior because of our values and our democracy, and our tranny armies. Due to the intentional accidental murder of all around angels Joseph "JoJo" Rosenbaum✡, Anthony "Choke that shiksa" Huber✡, and the maiming of Gaige "Bye-ceps" Grosskreutz the sinister Kyle Rittenhouse, Second Amendment fanboy, was acquitted of the slaying and maiming of these Antifa-affiliated rioters during the Summer of Love, 2020.
Like many a strapping, idealistic young American male, Kyle Rittenhouse was raised to be a helper. Unlike you, he actually got off his ass and did something about the destruction of his country by leftist faggots and welfare recipients. He brought along a racist rifle, which he used to racistly murder two fellow whites, and maim a third white person, because he is a mean racist who must be stopped so that Western values can be spread like AIDS.
On August 25, 2020, when Rittenhouse heard that a rampaging mob of niggers and Antifa deviants were on their way to downtown Kenosha, Wisconsin planning to loot and burn the property of black business owners who were probably racists anyway, in order to avenge the shooting of unarmed nigger criminal Jacob Blake, Kyle Rittenhouse grabbed his indispensable tool of white supremacy — his AR-15 — and headed to Kenosha to protect the property of a probably racist Greek car dealer who deserved to lose it all to a bunch of niggers and Jews because he is a racist, and probably a transphobe too.
After being attacked, chased, and threatened, Rittenhouse blasted through two Antifa faggots and blew the bicep off a third while doing an awesome ninja barrel roll and maintaining full control of his AR-15 throughout the maneuver—yes, firing off three shots each of which hit their targets while he was rolling. This could only be explained by Rittenhouse's constant use of violent videogames which are also all racist.
Rittenhouse’s perfectly executed, reality-bending, Matrix-style killshots would've been doubted by everyone if they were not caught on video. Fortunately for domestic terrorist, racist, and Jew remover, this footage would be utilized by a racist jury to acquit him. Such a deft maneuver has never been equaled by anyone—fearsome warriors such as the Navy Seals (racist), the Green Berets (also racists), and the U.S. Army’s Delta Force (omg supar racists!) are absolute pikers compared to 17-year old Rittenhouse’s combat readiness and agility and operational ferocity in Kenosha, which was honed by racist and violent videogames that are contrary to our values and our democracy which are all also racist.
Rittenhouse’s epic misdeeds divided the Amerifat peoples, with the Right Wing Death Squads regarding Rittenhouse as God Among Men a bringer of good news near the level of Jesus Christ, and a master of self rivaling the Buddha, while the totally peaceful rioters regard him as the Anti-Christ (except for people who worship the Devil).
Fortunately, America has been overtaken by cultural marxism and faggotry and tranny rapists. As such, prosecutors in Kenosha attempted to send Saint Kyle to meet Bubba for defending America from innocent pedophiles, kikes and bitch chokers. The odds were in favor of supreme justice, and the local prison populations drooled over the prospect of hosting Rittenhouse. Indeed, Kyle faced off against half an entire country overtaken by cultural marxist re-education, their propaganda outlets, a demonstrably corrupted FBI (founded by a tranny), and the Biden dictatorship itself. And yet, Kyle WON, probably because of racism somehow. Biden’s attempts to snuff yet another minor were thwarted by the power of truth and (appropriately) the prosecution’s incompetence and racism. The prosecution’s correctly stated that Saint Kyle expertly planted a racist mole in the demonic legions to ensure their defeat in court. Regardless, this American villain has been acquitted and freed to do what he does best: killing commies, so make sure to fear him especially if you are a criminal Jew. Should we all be brave enough to resist his example.
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The proper response to "he crossed state lines!"
See also
- Antifa
- Racism
- Riots
- George Zimmerman - Also not guilty or white.
- Wisconsin
