User:Crossbow

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Not me, just another retard

Hookwhack (stylized elsewhere as hookwhack) is an autistic retard obsessed with mass murder who should be avoided AT ALL COSTS. I joined Encyclopedia Dramatica on the 6th of November 2023 and the Encyclopedia Dramatica Forums the day before on the 5th, after lurking and loling at the finest since 2021, I finally decide to spread some lulz myself.

I’m very knowledgable obsessed in regards to mass murder and other faggots who failed to top the score, so I sometimes add my “knowledge” here. I often reshape articles to follow a nicer layout and make them easier to read. I sometimes edit Wikipedia, Amok Wiki and the Fictional Amok Wiki. Outside of wikifaggotry, my hobbies include fitness and vidya.

Contributions

Articles created

• Laaiti Ekenstéen - Article of the Now for November 13 & November 14, 2023
• Inejirō Asanuma

Articles improved

• Halle synagogue shooting - Demoted from Crap article status
• Wade Michael Page
• Anton Lundin Pettersson
• Kip Kinkel
• Otoya Yamaguchi - Article of the Now for November 21 & November 22, 2023
• Hugo Jackson
• John Earnest
• Patrick Crusius
• Philip Manshaus

Articles edited

• High Score
• Brenton Tarrant
• Payton Gendron
• 8chan
• PewDiePie
• Brenda Ann Spencer
• Shinzo Abe

Other

• hookwhack
• User:Cosmic - Friend of mine, also obsessed with mass murder.
• User:ForcedMeme - Fellow retard and a pretty cool guy.