Juggalo Holocaust

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Go to any forum or Facebook page related to the Juggalo Holocaust and you'll hear a lot of this.

The Juggalo Holocaust was perhaps the most successful attempt at trolling Juggalos in the entire history of the internet (and that's really, really saying something). Many lulzy things came out of the JH, not the least of which was the discovery of renowned ED superstar Jolene JRyda.

History

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Sometime around 2008 or so, a concerned citizen posted the following definition of "Juggalo Holocaust" to Urban Dictionary:

"The juggalo holocaust has sparked much interest in the Juggalo/Juggalette family. So far, 20-25 juggalos have been shot and killed whereas 6 juggalettes have been raped. Rumor has it that this "Juggalo Holocaust" started in Beerfest '04. The attackers are said to wear the

initials 'JH' on their shoes, shirts, and some even had bandanas. Any juggalo or juggalette that spots someone with these intials need to stay in large groups and in very lit areas. Be aware of everyone and stay down with the clown. Dont let these idiots stop us."

This resulted in a nationwide panic sweeping over the Juggalo community. Yes, really. Dozens of pimply-faced high school nerds in clown paint shat themselves in a collective state of paranoid psychosis, afraid to set foot outside of their houses for fear of being [[Cannibal

Corpse|stripped, raped, and strangled]] by JH militia soldiers. Not that Juggalos ever set foot outside of their houses in the first place.

This concern eventually became so widespread among the Juggalo community that it reached the Jew clowns themselves when a frightened Juggalette asked about it during a call to Blaze Ya Dead Homie's internet radio show, who responded that the holocaust is not real and he has never heard of it.

Pretty soon, it became apparent that this epic work of trolling was the product of internet forum Land of the Banned, a place where lonely nerds congregate to make fun of other lonely nerds. Some argue that these people are actually closet Juggalos, since, like

Juggalos, they spend most of their time talking about ICP on the internet. While probably true, it does not negate the vast amount of lulz that the JH has managed to generate.

The Esham Chronicles

A few years prior to all this faggotry, a rapper from Detroit, Michigan named Rashaam Attica Smith, better known by his stage name Esham, was signed to Psychopathic Records. Like all black artists that ICP signs to their record label, he

was given zero promotion and forced to pick cotton in the fields while everyone else went on tour. Eventually he was kicked off the record label, at which point no one else in the music industry wanted anything to do with him (which is understandable, because who wants a

bunch of meth-addicted rednecks to attend their concerts?).

However, Rashaam had a plan for revenge. Using his last remaining $50, he bought an hour in the amateur music studio located in his local shopping mall and recorded an album subliminally dissing ICP and Juggalos. He then gave it away at The Gathering of the Juggalos 2009. A few months later, Juggalos slowly began to realize that they had been trolled. This resulted in dozens of YouTube videos where Juggalos argue with each other about whether or not the album was a diss. Esham, sensing

another opportunity for lulz, put on his very best trollface and announced to everyone that the album was recorded in-character and wasn't meant to disparage anyone. More YouTube drama ensued.

Esham later died penniless and alone on the streets of Detroit. Rest in peace.

JH trolls the FBI

Not even the party van was safe from the epic trolling of the JH army. In late 2011, the FBI released their "National Gang Threat Assessment", in which Juggalos are officially recognized by the federal government as a violent gang of criminals and drug addicts. This resulted in ICP filing a lolsuit against the FBI, which is still ongoing. According to a document obtained by the insane clown plaintiffs via FOIA request, the FBI's classification of Juggalos was partially based on entirely reliable information

from the JH wordpress blog. GG.

Key people

• Esham: A Detroit rapper with near-unsurpassed levels of faggotry and unwarranted self-importance. He is best known for getting a record deal with Psychopathic Records and later being kicked off of Psychopathic Records. He got so

butthurt about this that he started making music for the Juggalo Holocaust. Also generated much lulz and butthurt himself after making a song about killing Violent J on Halloween.

• Mastamind: Another Detroit rapper who is a Juggalo and regularly performs at The Gathering of the Juggalos. He posts on the JH forums; no one is sure why.

• Kaiza Killa: Some nerd who posts porn on the LOTB forums. He also apparently wrote a book about the good deeds of Adolf Hitler. He's a complete and utter faggot, don't give him attention.

• buttsecks: One of the main trolls behind the JH and dedicated champion of our great master race. Allegedly a female, but we all know that this is not true.

• Killa Mo 187: Fat fuck, epic lolcow, and dedicated mascot of the JH movement. After the JH army began their campaign to rid the internets of Juggalo scum, Killa Mo declared an e-jihad and formed his own personal army of semen-guzzling wigger

clowns to counteract the JH movement. Needless to say, he failed, and was then rewarded with his own sub-forum on the original LOTB site. Also considers himself a rapper and has released several mixtapes so awful that they make ICP sound like Beethoven by

comparison.

Media

One of many, many songs where Esham subliminally disses Juggalos. Most of them still haven't caught on. Notice how the cover art is of a clown shooting itself in the head. "All they heard was a sound and saw a fat fucking clown fall." Apparently the only thing worse than Juggalo rap is Juggalo Holocaust rap. What the fuck is this shit? Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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  Delicious.
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  Juggalos are a dangerous and violent gang.
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  JH are the ones responsible for making our good friend Jolene JRyda a minor internet celebrity.
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  More typical Juggalo parenting skills.
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  Juggalos did WTC
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  Official poster for ICP's new movie.
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  Official Juggalo Holocaust Pokedex
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  A magazine by Juggalos, for Juggalos.

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See also

• Jolene JRyda

• Juggalos

• Insane Clown Posse

External links

• Official web site: http://juggaloholocaust.com/ 404

• Official Wordpress: http://juggaloholocaust.wordpress.com/ 404

• Official Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/NUKETHECLOWNS 404

• Archive of the old forum: http://www.lotbjh.athena-server.com/404

• Comparatively boring new forum: http://www.lotbxiii.com/ 404

AND NOTHING OF VALUE WAS LOST

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