Stock Market: Difference between revisions

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	“	In order that you should not come to the conclusion that the movements of the stock exchange are inexplicable and that nothing is firm, take note and realize that there are three causes of a rise in the prices on the exchange and three of a fall: the conditions in India, European politics, and opinion on the stock exchange itself. For this last reason the news is often of little value, since counteracting forces may operate in the opposite direction.	„
	—Joseph de la Vega, Confusion of Confusions (1688)[1]

A stock market may refer to:

Capitalism
Cryptocurrency, known for being fake and gay (and for more reasons than one)
Economy and economics, a clever balance between jewgold and bux4sux
GameStop Short Squeeze
Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle
Holland, the assholes who created this bullshit
Laissez-faire, whatever the fuck that means
Robinhood
Tencent, social credit just happens to be Chinas "stock market" along with its housing market[2]
Wall Street

This is a disambiguation page — we hope you feel less ambiguated.

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-{{quote|In order that you should not come to the conclusion that the movements of the stock exchange are inexplicable and that nothing is firm, take note and realize that there are three causes of a rise in the prices on the exchange and three of a fall: [[Swastika|the conditions in India]], [[Brexit|European politics]], and [[LOLWUT|opinion on the stock exchange itself]]. For this last reason the news [as such] is often of little value, since [[Faggotry|counteracting forces]] may operate in the opposite direction.|Joseph de la Vega, Confusion of Confusions (1688)[https://gwern.net/doc/economics/1688-delavega-confusionofconfusions.pdf]}}
+{{quote|In order that you should not come to the conclusion that the [[Hentai|movements of the stock exchange]] are [[Fappening|inexplicable]] and that [https://youtu.be/TrRDqD-bpWY nothing is firm], take note and realize that there are three causes of a rise in the prices on the exchange and three of a fall: [[Swastika|the conditions in India]], [[Brexit|European politics]], and [[LOLWUT|opinion on the stock exchange itself]]. For this last reason the news is often of [[Lies|little value]], since [[Faggotry|counteracting forces]] may operate in the [[Gay|opposite direction]].|Joseph de la Vega, Confusion of Confusions (1688)[https://gwern.net/doc/economics/1688-delavega-confusionofconfusions.pdf]}}
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 A [[autism|stock market]] may refer to: