Mia Janin

	“	If you died would people care about you the next day?	„
	—Last known words of Mia Janin

She gets a 7.2 on our Jewish Cute Scale. We would have given her a higher score but we know that half of this pic is filters and makeup.

Mia Janin who Offed Herself on March 12, 2021 was your typical, angsty, Jewish, Crybaby 14-year-old girl that wanted every girl's dream of being popular with the Boys, and when she got what she Wanted- she refused to accept the attention or the old adage of Boys Will Be Boys

Her entire problem with the world, and her school life emerged when a a few boys at her school thought it would be fun to start trading pictures of her on Snapchat. Unable to accept this new found popularity of Hers, and following in the spirit of her many complaining, angry ancestors consisting of Old, Whiny, Jewish Women pissed off that they didn't get their 5% discount on a 50 cent cup of coffee - the first thing she did was rat out her many admiring boys to her School's principal because this new found popularity of hers was not going in ways she envisioned.

Hearing that Mia was enjoying her new found popularity, the Boy's of the Snapchat group decided it was time to up their Loving attention of her and took it up a notch.

Like so many celebrities finding out, after the fact, that fame isn't what they imagined, Mia Janin decided that is was better to swallow a bottle pills as a protest to what it means to be the popular girl.