Friendly Atheist

Just look at that shit eating grin.

Friendly Atheist is a blog maintained by the known autist Hemant Mehta, on the Patheos platform. Masquerading as a genuine writer, Hemant writes about atheism everytime it is mentioned by someone (either positively or negatively) as well as religion. However anyone who isn't intellectually challenged like the entirety of his reader base can easily see that he is nothing more than a troll who uses his blog to lash out at Christians as well as claim that atheists are victims of some sort of oppression in America.

One of Hemant's favourite pastimes is finding a random extremist religious person from social media, posting about them and then masturbating furiously as he watches his mindless reader base harass the person for him.

Origin

Apparently the retarded offspring between a Muslim and a Jew, Hemant crawled out of his father's asshole in February 25, 1983 and vowed vengeance against the world and God on that day. Some people try to make the most of what the world has given them by going out and volunteering, some people try their best to help others, Hemant uses his life to be an annoying little douche online.

The conversion to atheism

Ah yes, the moment you've all been waiting to hear. How did this tumultuous jackass come to atheism? The same way all atheists did it seems: as a teenager. Only Hemant did not have Reddit or YouTube back in his day as a teenager and so his hatred and riling anger from the "oppression" of religion remained inside him for years.

Activities

Posting commercials he believes are from r/atheism [1] (Turns out this commercial was a parody and satire, something Hemant only realized after his readers informed him)

Making an article everytime Joshua Feuerstein opens his mouth. [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8]

Denying that religious-free communist societies existed and that Stalin was motivated by his anti-theism when he killed clergy. [9]

Crying over Sheriffs putting "In God We Trust" on their vehicles. [10]

His audience

Consisting of teens from Reddit, Hemant's audience use maymays and empty rhetoric in their quest to destroy religion.

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See Also

• Atheism
  • Fedora
    • Neckbeard
      • Virginity
        • Reddit

• Agnosticism
  • Fagnostic

• Logic and Reason
  • Rational Response Squad

• Hipster
• Richard Dawkins
• George Carlin
• Ayn Rand
• Randroids
• TheAmazingAtheist
• Fakesagan
• AngryLittleGiri
• Iidb
• Pinkiepony – Feminazi and brony in denial with a pink fetish.

• Liberalism
  • Nihilism
    • Retardation
      • Atheism+

• Proof That God Exists

External Links

• His blog.
• His Facebook page.