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Hulk Hogan (Real name: Terrence Gene Bollea) is an ancient blonde pro-wrestler known for his times in the WWF during the 1980's. During the 90's he shot some shitty movies and went to WCW, which tanked (for lulz have a look at his 1998 WCW contract) so he returned to WWE. He then went to TNA to get his ass kicked by Sting, they later became friends and Hulk was elevated to the position of TNA's 'General Manager'.

Wonder how Hulkster got so big? Easy, it wasn't the penis exercises, he was a management shill from the start.

	“	"Nothing is more real — and more obscured by the smoke and mirrors of the mat — than a simple fact: the billion dollar spectacle of pro wrestling relies entirely on the ruthless economic, mental, and physical exploitation of its performers. In that world, of lingering physical ailments, screwjob employment contracts, and chugalug drug abuse, Hulk Hogan is a millionaire named Terry Bollea, a favorite of WWF management, poached from a Minneapolis wrestling promotion and transformed into the star of “Hulkamania.” In that world, in 1986, Bollea ratted out his fellow wrestlers to crush a nascent unionization drive ahead of Wrestlemania II. In that world, wrestlers are exploited and injured and thrown away — their final contribution to the world, a mortality rate on par with day one of Antietam."	„
	—--http://www.jacobinmag.com/2014/08/money-in-the-bank/

Brooke & Lotion

Hogan made the news with some controversy in the mid 2000s due to a leaked photo of him applying suntan-lotion to his daughter's back.

Hogan...
knows...
best!

SexTape™

Recently brought into the spotlight for the release of his sex-tape with his friend Bubba the Love Sponge's ex-wife, Heather Clem. She revealed that his member is the size of a thermos.

He also revealed that his son Nick's current girlfriend's twin sister started hitting on him once she found out that his divorce with Linda Hogan was being finalized.

We also hear Hulk's daughter Brooke (she now works as the GM of the Knockouts division at TNA) Hogan's music playing on Hulk's phone. It's his ring tone.

Quotes

	“	You guys do your thing, I'll be in the office if you need me.	„
	—Bubba

	“	We just fucked earlier today.	„
	—Heather Clem

	“	Who? You and Bubba? You got a rubber? I want you to climb on top of me.	„
	—Hulkster

	“	I want to make you cum. Your dick feels so good inside me.	„
	—Heather

	“	Mmmk... The rubber almost came off	„
	—Hulk

	“	It did what it was supposed to.	„
	—Heather

	“	Oh my god, can't believe I have to drive back home. Fuuuuck. I feel like a pig. Be cool!	„
	—Hulk

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LOLSUITS!

See also: Gawker Dies 2015 and Hulk Hogan's Sex Tape Scandal

On the 15th of October 2012 Hogan's rage reached boiling-point resulting in the unleashing of his legal-team who filed two claims; one against Heather Clem and former best-buddy Bubba and a second against the popular Gawker website. The suit against Gawker, filed in Tampa federal court, seeks a one-hundred million dollar settlement on the grounds that Hogan was filmed without his knowledge and that their hosting excerpts from the tape "constitutes a shameful and outrageous invasion of plaintiff's right of privacy by a group of loathsome defendants who have no regard for human dignity and care only about maximizing their revenues and profits at the expense of all others". To the surprise of nobody at all, Hulk was awarded (archive) $115 million in damages on March 18, 2016, thus pwning the SJW garbage site known as Gawker.

	“	He's having sex with another man's wife in another man's home, I'm not sure it's reasonable to say he has an expectation of privacy under the circumstances.	„
	—Cameron Stracher, a lawyer for Gawker