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Please submit articles for AOTN that are current and relevant. Nobody cares about shit that happened 13 years ago.

JaSonic

Suggesting this article as i have made a lot of recent edits and we are currently conducting a few covert trolling operations on this degenerate yiffer, one of which has already taken place, others are free to join in the fun too as i have put up a lot more info about him on the article which pretty much makes it open season on his ass. --Moshe Finkberg (talk) 03:38, 2 April 2022 (EDT)

JellyBean

I think this article should be on Article of the Now. They're an annoying Mexican redneck bastard who was born in America but their first language was fucking Spanish! Do it soon please and get them on the now! JUST FEATURE THEM! I hate autistic people (talk) 20:34, 20 May 2022 (EDT)

Hazbin Hotel or Vivienne Medrano

Vizieshit made it a TV series for fame and money. Now it's paid. Fuck her. And she can't take criticism. I hate autistic people (talk) 20:51, 14 January 2024 (EST)

Justin Bieber

I mean just look at that shit:

Quex01 (talk) 07:27, 13 June 2022 (EDT)

Amanda Todd

Seeing the dead hoe nearly got ED Baleeted, it seems fitting to have her as AOTN. --Little Dark Age (talk) 05:02, 24 June 2022 (EDT)

Final Fantasy XIV

This image of an actual fucking billboard for an online ERP community created some drama that would make it absolutely perfect for Article of the Now status.

7271712417 (talk) 13:41, 6 July 2022 (EDT)

TV Tropes

They call everything a 'morality trope', ruin their "jerk" tropes, and keep on ruining themselves. I hate autistic people (talk) 18:12, 31 July 2022 (EDT)

Alex Jones

Ohgoofy (talk) 19:49, 8 August 2022 (EDT)

keffals

I'm lazy and its easy views. Don't fuck with it. September is wide open. and whoever set the vegas shooter a month before the anniversay you kinda fucked that up for us all

--Homicide 20:16, 27 August 2022 (EDT)

Grand Theft Auto

Game footage was leaked from a group of hackers. glitchlov_ / svalxei_ (talk) 00:08, 20 September, 2022 (EDT)

Hazbin Hotel

First it was made by no other thab that stupid Salvadoran redneck, Vivienne Medrano, and second of all, this shit is ruining itself even more by becoming a TV series on a channel run by a poorly received and badly executed studio, A24. I hate autistic people (talk) 16:14, 1 November 2022 (EDT)

soyjak.party

/qa/ was locked a year ago and the 'party is rapidly growing. Lawiki1534 (talk) 00:25, 3 November 2022 (EDT)

icze4r

I just updated the article with his real info. Please AOTN it as an early birthday gift for my beloved husband Icze4r. Thank u <3 Rachel Rogers (talk) 15:33, 16 November 2022 (EST)

Dilbert

No need to explain. I hate autistic people (talk) 07:27, 27 February 2023 (EST)

Mar9122

Sorry I came up with so much I hate autistic people (talk) 11:52, 5 March 2023 (EST)

Tennessee

Need we explain why? I hate autistic people (talk) 17:02, 28 March 2023 (EDT)

why MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 17:23, 28 March 2023 (EDT)

I tell y'all niggas why. The Audrey Hale incident. Though I see she's going to be featured. I hate autistic people (talk) 01:16, 30 March 2023 (EDT)

Asperger's Syndrome

Because the shitty Sperg month I hate autistic people (talk) 13:51, 2 April 2023 (EDT)

iDubbbzTV

Yeah, the drama going on! I am heavily editing the article. I hate autistic people (talk) 18:41, 23 May 2023 (EDT)

Louis C.K.

Some guy on twitter managed to get verified with a fake Louis CK account and fooled Elon Musk LMAO

"I smoke weed with a feminist chick one time and put crack in her blunt and then she bacame a crackhead afterwards . Dats how you get rid of feminist" - SpaceGhostPurrp, 2018 (talk) 14:22, 28 May 2023 (EDT)

Homosexuality

So I'm proud of them! I fucking hate them! No positive limelight! I hate autistic people (talk) 13:35, 3 June 2023 (EDT)

OceanGate

Harry Fletcher is a humorless pussy.

OceanGate should be the AOTN, at least once I'm done ironing it out and it's ready for showtime. Why? Because:

• it's super relevant right now and making it AOTN will increase synergy and maintain high traffic to the site from people who want to know Encyclopedia Dramatica's handle on the situation (or at least because we're a repository of all the "vile" memes about it); and/or,
• you're not a faggot

Preferably both. — Fleacollerindustry2 (talk) 12:15, 22 June 2023 (EDT)

Hunter Avallone

Hunter Avallone is a youtuber known for his corruption arc from an anti-sjw into a libtard. This spiral into career failure is rife with betrayals, grifting, fedora-tipping atheism, and butthurt on his part. There's fresh drama of him literally becoming the cuck he accused his red-pill/right wing opponents of being. After all the shit he's pulled and the times he tried to use his then-existing family as a political bludgeon, there's nobody who deserves to get laughed at more. BasedBlackMan (talk) 18:36, 26 June 2023 (EDT)

IShowSpeed

IShowSpeed is a youtuber known for getting caught up in the controversies and dramas throughout his career. This controversy/drama he managed to show his on STREAM to thousands of audiences watching his stream. Whole twitter, social media, and other shit began to report and roast his dumbassery for his disgusting unwashed shown to the world Trollando (talk) 21:53, 16 August 2023 (EDT)

TomSka

Yeah. Fuck that Britfag! He makes the unfunniest videos, ones that are clearly the British counterpart of Brandon Rogers's already unlulzy humor. Plus he's probably gay. I hate autistic people (talk) 17:51, 17 August 2023 (EDT)

Donald Trump

Tried formatting for a new article and it wouldn't fucking work. Yes, I do have privs for that.

Today is the day Trump surrendered, they even took a mugshot (Media:Donald Trump mugshot.jpg). I was going to use Donald Drumpf since that article is against Trump and it seems more fitting for his arrest than The Donald.

If anyone unretarded can set the article it would be great.

The image should be the mugshot one I linked, and the double bracket quote thing as "I SURRENDER!!" or something similar.

4ourtyskin 11:04, 25 August 2023 (EDT)

Are you sure you put all the vertical lines in, especially the one between the pic and the article because that will mess up an article. Also make sure that the pic is just file name (dot) whatever format it is. That also ruins an article real fast if you copy and paste and leave file in.

The PolishPrince (talk) 09:58, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Yeah I tried all that, I even checked the previous AoTN sources. Still no success. DAMN YOU WIKI FORMATTING.

4ourtyskin 10:21, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

It's dangerous to go alone! Take this with you! --Homicide 16:36, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Got it up! It's set on the 27th though, because I couldn't edit the other days below that - only above. It tells me that it is protected because of "cascading" protections with Main Page and some of the others say with Main Page/tomorrow.

Also, if i've done something incorrect with the AOTN, please tell me. thx 4ourtyskin 19:52, 26 August 2023 (EDT)

Roblox

It's time. An impersonator of Vinndiction named Vinndict was ended up getting RDC cancelled by him (impersonating a girl) threatening to shoot people there, so we need to put this article up. I hate autistic people (talk) 08:05, 12 September 2023 (EDT)

Turkey

Turkey can't into EU Virtualromanity (talk) 01:22, 11 November 2023 (EST)

Dream

this I hate autistic people (talk) 07:13, 20 November 2023 (EST)

Shane Dawson

He's actually a pedophile. I hate autistic people (talk) 14:19, 11 December 2023 (EST)

Hazbin Hotel

Now is the time. Because of it coming out next month. I hate autistic people (talk) 13:19, 13 December 2023 (EST)

Angry Birds

Apparently the official fucktard account on TikTok made some shitty Smash or Pass videos, when it's a kids' franchise. I hate autistic people (talk) 07:47, 18 December 2023 (EST)

Dream

He's a toxic man, and we gotta feature this faggot. I hate autistic people (talk) 12:08, 30 December 2023 (EST)

JellyBean

This sicko always pissed me off. They're a pan weirdo. I hate autistic people (talk) 13:12, 2 January 2024 (EST)

Billy Mitchell

Considering that his lawsuit against Twin Galaxies has now just recently ended (at the time of writing this), and that he still thinks he "won" as his scores were reinstated (though only on a Wayback Machine-like list on Twin Galaxies). Now is the time IMO. YourSay (talk) 13:02, 17 January 2024 (EST)

Considering featuring this article, but I'll have to find some new images (the old images didn't survive ED 2.0's death in August 2019). MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 14:20, 17 January 2024 (EST)

Verbalase

Take a guess why.--I hate autistic people (talk) 07:16, 18 January 2024 (EST)

The Hazbin Hotel self-insert porn, of course. MarioMario456 ^{(Talk to me | My contributions)} 08:57, 18 January 2024 (EST)

Mamamax

He is becoming more and more of a lolcow with each day, and has been a lulzy source of JewTube drama lately, with him getting into pissy fights with other e-celebs, threatening to sue anyone that makes fun of him, and keeping up the LARP of an edgy online vigilante. C:\c0mp\talk.exe 01:53, 19 January 2024 (EST)

No doubts.

Nigger needs to be on here. —I hate autistic people (talk) 17:43, 2 February 2024 (EST)

nigger

BHM after all. -I hate autistic people (talk) 08:25, 7 February 2024 (EST)

Aaron Bushnell

Screenshot from livestream

This is a U.S. serviceman in the airforce who 3 days ago livestreamed himself committing suicide outside of the Israeli embassy in Washington whilst shouting “Free Palestine” in protest of the current Israel-Hamas war, it is sparking alot of lulz currently and is a fairly prominent news event at the moment. I think it should be AOTN. --Crossbow (talk) 16:43, 28 February 2024 (EST)

StoneToss

What can we say about a half-Jew half-Puerto Rican artist who got doxxed? —I hate autistic people (talk) 14:23, 13 March 2024 (EDT)

Roblox

Considering all the drama going on Roblox, the platform deserves to have its article featured on here. —I hate autistic people (talk) 11:36, 29 March 2024 (EDT)

Transgender

Trans day.—I hate autistic people (talk) 12:09, 31 March 2024 (EDT)

Battle for Dream Island

Yeah. Despite how that little niglet that got Taylor Grodin from Inanimate Insanity's former cast fired, the niglet said transphobic shit and got fired himself from BFDI's cast.—I hate autistic people (talk) 10:30, 2 April 2024 (EDT)

Hazbin Hotel

Remember the creator gave her show to a fucking Zionist SJW company.--I hate autistic people (talk) 21:29, 7 April 2024 (EDT)

Family Guy

For May 7 and 8. Just because. I hate autistic people (talk) 12:17, 2 May 2024 (EDT)

Regular Show

Per this. No idea why this show just can't stay dead. Oh well. Encyclopedia Dramatіca (talk) 14:27, 13 June 2024 (UTC)

Adventure Time

This franchise is getting a fucking new show too. I hate autistic people (talk) 17:32, 14 June 2024 (UTC)

Watchpeopledie.tv

cuz new article. Snuegliffer returns 7:18 PM, june 17TH 2024.

Richard Speck

cuz new article Snuegliffer returns 10:16 PM, june 27TH 2024

The Simpsons

The show for some reason is getting good again, but still, there's no point in watching it because of how tame it is. I hate autistic people (talk) 17:39, 13 July 2024 (UTC)

Donald Trump Assassination

HE GOT SHOT BY ANTIFA!!!!111

(Fyi, The Donald was already AOTN earlier last month so assassination is my alt suggestion. Cheers.)

--Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship (talk | contribs) 00:20, 14 July 2024 (UTC)

CORRECTION: Holy shit! 4Chan was wrong! He was actually shot by another Republican! Some 20-year-old autist with an AR-15...

--Yours truly, Psychotic Dictatorship (talk | contribs) 18:41, 14 July 2024 (UTC)

Dream

Again. People are arguing whether he's not interesting anymore or still is. I hate autistic people (talk) 03:12, 15 July 2024 (UTC)

Mississippi

People hate this state to the point it’s practically a joke at this point. I hate autistic people (talk) 12:05, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

Gooning

Never Goon HellenicTrapstar (talk) 13:20, 11 August 2024 (UTC)

Ryan Palmeter

Snuegliffer returns 11:53 PM August 13th 2024.

Boogie2988

Snuegliffer returns 4:11 PM august 29th 2024.

Haiti

In light of recent events... Snuegliffer returns 2:04 PM september 11th 2024.

Linkin Park

In light of recent events. Snuegliffer returns 10:16 AM september 11th 2024.

KaiWei99

This dude is literally a combination of Spax3 and A-Log but Azn. He even has a batshit fetish for politics. CloneStorm 12:04 AM, 2 October 2024

Foodistzen

Snuegliffer returns 8:20 pm october 22nd 2024.

Five Nights at Freddy's

Snuegliffer returns 6:21 pm october 23nd 2024.

The Human Centipede

Snuegliffer returns 11:25 pm october 26th 2024.

Your body, my choice.

Snuegliffer returns 9:50 PM november 9th 2024.

Fundamental Paper Education

it almost got a series, which thankfully it didn't LuckyNumber (talk) 19:12, 12 November 2024 (UTC)

Thanksgiving

Obviously put it on the date it happens. I hate autistic people (talk) 01:18, 20 November 2024 (UTC)

Bluesky

Snuegliffer returns 11:48 PM november 21st 2024.

Battle for Dream Island

Self-explanatory. I hate autistic people (talk) 18:02, 26 November 2024 (UTC)

Christmas (for next month)

SELF EXPLANATORY! I hate autistic people (talk) 18:15, 26 November 2024 (UTC)