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[[File:JoeCamel.jpg|thumb|220px|Dick Dromedary, prior to being [[Seth Rich|murdered by the Clintons]].]]
[[File:JoeCamel.jpg|thumb|220px|Dick Dromedary, prior to being [[Seth Rich|murdered by the Clintons]].]]


'''Joe Camel''' was the [[Gay|super kewl]] mascot for the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company's '''[[Camel]]''' brand of [[cigarettes|Lung-Death Cancer-Sticks™]] between 1987 and 1997 when the [[Government|FTC]] finally put a bullet in his dick-shaped head for spending the past decade glorifying deadly tobacco products to [[Retarded|impressionable]] young [[children]] and [[Porsche Girl|reckless teenagers]] who were most likely just going to die a few years later in [[Columbine]] anyways.
'''Joe Camel''' was the [[Gay|super-kewl]] mascot for the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company's '''[[Camel]]''' brand of [[cigarettes|Lung-Death Cancer-Sticks™]] between 1987 and 1997 when the [[Government|FTC]] finally put a bullet in his dick-shaped head for spending the past decade glorifying deadly tobacco products to [[Retarded|impressionable]] young [[children]] and [[Porsche Girl|reckless teenagers]] who were most likely just going to die a few years later in [[Columbine]] anyways.






==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:Joe Camel - There's something for everyone at Joe's Place.jpg
File:Joe Camel - have a winning season with camels 75th birthday.jpg
File:Drawn Together - Joe Camel - Camel Iron Lung.png
File:Smoked why Joe Camel is still smiling book.jpg
File:Joechemo.jpg|[[Chemo|Joe Chemo]]
File:MADvertising Camel.jpg|[[MAD magazine]] ad parody of Ol' Joe; press 'F' to pay respects
</gallery></center>


== See Also ==
== See Also ==
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* [[CamelCase]]
* [[CamelCase]]
* [[Camel Spider]]
* [[Camel Spider]]
* [[Penis]]
* [[The Noid]]
* [[The Noid]]
==External Links==
*[http://childrenofthenineties.blogspot.com/2009/07/joe-camel.html "Joe Camel" - Children of The Nineties] {{archive|fxFBi|Archived}}
*[https://melmagazine.com/en-us/story/joe-camel-looks-like-a-penis "The Undeniably Schlong-shaped nose of Joe Camel" - MEL magazine] {{archive|0Td3f|Archived}}


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[[Category:Animal Abuse]]
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Latest revision as of 15:38, 6 November 2022

Dick Dromedary, prior to being murdered by the Clintons.

Joe Camel was the super-kewl mascot for the R.J. Reynolds Tobacco Company's Camel brand of Lung-Death Cancer-Sticks™ between 1987 and 1997 when the FTC finally put a bullet in his dick-shaped head for spending the past decade glorifying deadly tobacco products to impressionable young children and reckless teenagers who were most likely just going to die a few years later in Columbine anyways.


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