User:FatGingerKid/Red Alert 2

Soviet dream

A red alert player after 3 minutes of playing.

Red Alert 2 is the game written by /int/. In the game soviets and allied forces troll each other and it leads both of them to win depending on what campaign you are playing.

Campaign Mode

In the campaign mode, you try to kill everyone on the map while you get pwnt by the AI by losing your construction yard to a few last enemy soldiers standing. After watching campaign videos, you end up fapping to Tanya or the brunette Russian whore who constantly tells you that you have lost a unit, your building was captured by an enginneer or that you terminated the battle control. In the Yuri's revenge expansion pack, a bald sick-fuck named Yuri uses mind control to make every chick you want to bang into his sex slaves. He builds grinders around the cities and bitches run into it willingly, and you hear the orgasm sounds when they enter the building.

Network Mode

The game has a network skirmish mode, which results in one or more of the following butthurt rage and quit.

• You are rushing, you can't win without rushing.
• Don't attack the miners like a bitch! Stop playing like a bitch!
• Stop infiltrating my rafinery, stop sending spies like a bitch!
• Stop sending prism tanks like a bitch. It's unfair. The game is buggy. Prism tanks have too high range.
• Stop sending hundreds of rocketers like a bitch. Real men make normal tanks.
• I didn't see the chrono legionaire taking out all my miners in the minig field. This game doesn't count.
• Stop attacking power plants like a bitch. Real men come to my prism towers first.
• Aircraft carriers are unfair. This game doesn't count. I'll pick an inland map.
• Your special units are too strong. Unfair.
• You just use mouse faster. You can't play with strategy, you are fast, not necessarily clever.
• I had an attack dog there. It was too slow. The game is broken.
• I didn't know you can put chrono legionaire in the IFV tank.
• I didn't know you can put sniper in the IFV tank.
• Fuck! One terror drone killed all my miners! I don't have monies...

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