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Did you know?
Douglas Spink is back to running CryptoCloud VPN and fucking dogs? New personality: thesaint707.
Did you know that Longcat died?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21346868
Did you know?
That a girl randomly attacked another, filmed it and bragged about it on her facebook earning a swift pwn by the feds?.
Did you know?
the Japanese think US military technology is gay looking?
Rape-an-Orangutan!
That some people have started a petition to stop Indonesian brothels from tying down captured orangutans to be raped by their clients.
Did you know that...
In Soviet Russia a meteor hit and that the Mayans predicted the end of the world two months too early? Hitmonchæn 13:58, 15 February 2013 (EST)
Did you know that...
Did you know that Judge Judy is mad because she doesn't have own page on here — Preceding unsigned comment added by Maxx1222 (talk • contribs)
Did you know...
...that the Family Guy online game was shut down because most players were too stupid to play the game? Enderwoman 00:13, 18 February 2013 (EST)
CISPA's back?
..that CISPA's come back from the grave and was recently re-introduced into the United States House of Representatives?
LOVE And TOLERANCE
...that Bronies will "lie|love and tolerate" you, as long as you are of the same gender?
Did you know?
That a Missouri man was sentenced to 3 years in prison for incest comics? [1]
That Technoviking is suing the guy who made him efamous? [2]
Did you know...
Did you know that little kids are saying notch give up Minecraft all together
--Maxx1222 19:55, 22 February 2013 (EST)
Did you know...
That little kids got butthurt because they got trolled by their teachers thinking they were going to Disneyland? ••THA NIGGA ON THE RIGHT --> 
19:34, 23 February 2013 (EST)
Did you know that...?
Did you know The U.S. Is becoming Authoritarian?
The Fourth Amendment (Search and Seizure) has been slain to make way for the impeding doom that is CISPA
Did You Know?
Did You Know that PETA is butthurt over Whaling in Assassin's creed 4?
Did you know
that North Korea is seriously considering the idea of nuking the US off the face of the planet?
Did you know
that Facebook hacks the living shit out of Android and is even proud of it? --Superm4n 13:58, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that
We coma now Nignog 16:23, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
Did You know?
That a gunman went to court, unbuttoned his shirt to show a shirt saying "KILLER" written on it, smirked and smiled through the trial, told the family of the people he killed that hates them all and how he now faps to the memories of killing them then gave them the middle finger? To top it all off, he got three life sentences
It's as if /b/ became a person!
Did you know that you can't be a Nazi at a Dropkick Murphys concert
As shown on TMZ, the lead singer of Dropkick Murphys beat the shit out of a Nazi. Lulz ensued as the Nazi was sieg heiling the ground to pick up his teeth. ROR - Tark 21:22, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
Did you know?
That a 7 year old got suspended from school for making a pop-tart that looked like a gun? Mother2fan1 16:52, 30 March 2013 (EDT)
Did U Know...?
- That you better start getting your shit together and turn to Christianity because Jesus is returning to Earth within the next 40 years?
- That a nigger who was caught masturbating in a public library has been banned from every single library on Earth?
- That lawmakers in Germany just recently moved to make bestiality illegal in the country?
- That Justin Bieber's pet monkey was seized from him after his private plane landed in Munich?
- That a dog-walker in London found an ice-cream container with a human placenta inside it?
--Suki 10:43, 31 March 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
... that a "paralyzed" Twitch streamer who received 20.000$ donations got cought live on stream walking? Superm4n 06:52, 9 April 2013 (EDT)
Did you know?
That a Tennessee Vice Mayor was caught in an act of "drive-by masturbation" where he pulled up to other peoples' cars at 90mph and smiled while he jerked off?
Did you know...
...that the Iranians now have Time Travel technology?
• Mr.Jonzz 
02:12, 16 April 2013 (EDT)
- Added Schnookums
02:32, 16 April 2013 (EDT)
Boston Bombings Inside Job
FBI 'controlled explosion' drill during the marathon and Marines on sight were on building watching the whole thing . And suspects were actually commissioned to do the job and now Civil Liberties Baleeted
- Duplicates removed. Also not adding that. Maybe someone else will disagree
07:26, 20 April 2013 (EDT)
Niggers Pull Ak-47 Over Chicken Wings
Did you know that a father-son nigger team pulled an Ak-47 when someone messed up their order of chicken wings?
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/04/17/antonius-hart-fast-food-hold-up_n_3102190.html
Attempted an hero in front of class
... that an honors student in Cincinnati tried to an hero front of his class with a handgun? Clint Beastwood 18:51, 30 April 2013 (EDT)
- Thanks I added it! 19:24, 30 April 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that....
You can get sued by a retard because of over using a meme? Dubib 23:15, 30 April 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that....
Slayer guitarist Jeff Hanneman (fat americunt) dies three years after a spider bite - [3]. --Boanerges 08:10, 3 May 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
...There is a troll research station? — Preceding unsigned comment added by Dinghy-Dog (talk • contribs)
Did you know
That a 25 year old attacked an 11 year old kid over Pokemon cards? ••General Niggerson 
21:48, 8 May 2013 (EDT)
did you know
that the gay agenda now enthusiastically endorses oral sex with 14 year old girls? Habeeb the Torturer 18:59, 21 May 2013 (EDT)
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that uk is becoming islamic www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/10073910/Soldier-beheaded-in-Islamist-terror-attack-oustide-barracks-in-Woolwich.html
Did you know...
That the Xbox one's Kinect sensor can detect your heartbeat and monitor your conversations even when turned off? Arcticphoenix95 19:31, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
That you no longer need to kill three people to become a terrorist, one is plenty enough, provided it is a soldier? http://edition.cnn.com/2013/05/22/world/europe/uk-london-attack/index.html
did you know
did you know that a few criminals is all it takes for all USA citizens to be punished?
RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER 19:19, 29 May 2013 (EDT)
- Good one! 06:05, 3 June 2013 (EDT)
did you know
That some dumbass was sucked into a jet engine? — Preceding comment added by Bisousbisous (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
- Also I dunno. Someone else may disagree. 12:09, 3 June 2013 (EDT)
did you know
lostphrophets singer, Ian Watkins isn't aww right for baby rape? --Funji 19:15, 3 June 2013 (EDT)
lulz worthy news I found in the paper yesterday
A Genius rapes a chick and put the video on Facebook mere days after the NSA-spying-on-non-'murkans clusterfuck.
HilariousBludgeoningDeath 08:50, 20 June 2013 (EDT)HilariousBludgeoningDeath
DID YOU KNOW...?
That a member of the United Kingdom's political Labour Party went on national TV and claimed that he had the ability to communicate with extraterrestrials and that he was molested by an alien as a child?
--Suki
06:42, 26 June 2013 (EDT)
- Set 6/30 Uberfukken 18:40, 30 June 2013 (EDT)
Firefighters
Did you know that firefighters killed in a "forest inferno" is news and shocking?
Qwb 19:53, 3 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
...that you no longer need to kill one person to be a terrorist, just kidding about it is enough, as long as you do it on Facebook? Wnt 22:51, 4 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
... that Turkish men are not gay, you are gay for letting them fuck you prettyboy. Wnt 22:54, 4 July 2013 (EDT)
- haha awesome. adding. :) -hipcrime
00:09, 5 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that all computers and smartphones are now banned in Florida?
Did you know that all computers and smartphones are now banned in Florida?
Foof 19:37, 10 July 2013 (PST)
Did you know...
That League of Legends players are now considered professional athletes? Arcticphoenix95 21:29, 13 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
... that if Chris Hansen had a black son he'd look like him? Hitmonchæn 16:57, 16 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that pornstar Jenny McCarthy's son grew out of autism
http://hollywoodlife.com/2010/02/26/jenny-mccarthy-says-her-son-evan-never-had-autism/
Atomicnumber27 00:56, 17 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that Trayvon Martin attacked George Zimmerman because he thought Zimmerman was a gay rapist?
http://www.gaypatriot.net/2013/07/16/trayvon-the-gay-basher/
Someone has to be able to do something with this
http://www.thegauntlet.com/article/28321/More-Photos-of-Fred-Phelps-Moms-Gravesite
--WheatThins 04:15, 18 July 2013 (EDT)
Swedish Man Dies From Sex With A Hornets Nest
Swedish Man Dies From Sex With A Hornets Nest
Read more: http://www.kprcradio.com/pages/waltonandjohnson.html?article=11284671#ixzz2Zdjrt1WA
May he RIP in peace in heaven with Mr. Hands.
Did you know...
... that a Brazilian man died by a cow falling through his roof?--
milwin
19:57, 23 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
That Britain is one step closer to becoming a police state? Arcticphoenix95 19:57, 25 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that the Ku Klux Klansmen can't eat pork because they're Jewish?
See [4]. Sure, this is very likely a shining example of successful intelligence infiltration, data collection, sabotage, all leading to well-orchestrated ridicule ... that only makes it funnier! Wnt 12:54, 31 July 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that Putin is a gay-porn star?
Did you know...
That the military probably shouldn't have repealed Don't ask, don't tell? Arcticphoenix95 17:45, 1 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
...that two women, are probed in their vaginas and rectums by a glove-wearing female officer after a routine traffic stop near Dallas? Superm4n 15:03, 5 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
...that over a third of americans confess to verbal or physical abuse of their computers? Superm4n 17:23, 5 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
Pool's Closed -- Syrian Morlocks carry AIDS.[5] Wnt 14:26, 12 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
that Ecce Mono has resurrected and is making some Jew gold for the local church and its hack of an artist? Hitmonchæn 19:54, 14 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
... That a landwhale has returned to the ocean? Arcticphoenix95 14:28, 19 August 2013 (EDT)
DID YOU KNOW...?
That an Australian man was rushed to the hospital after trying to pleasure himself with a fucking fork?--Suki 23:25, 19 August 2013 (EDT)
- Up the urethra. A fork fully lost up inside his penis. This guy must be able to fill a fair sized pail up to the brim with piss in thirty seconds... Wnt 01:14, 21 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...?
-Eden
02:01, 20 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
...that if you fight for your country, then you'll be rewarded by getting beaten to death by a nigger? --Worldman29 23:38, 23 August 2013 (EDT)
...ED was actually right all along about 9/11?
Who's the crazy antisemitic conspiracy theory nut NOW? Zyklon 15:58, 27 August 2013 (EDT)
ya use this shit especially for the anniversary. -Eden 22:06, 11 September 2013 (EDT)
Did you know about this creepy faggot?
Did you know Onigojirakaiju gets off to Godzilla porn and thinks bipolar people deserve to die? Are you butthurt?
BAWWW here. 22:05, 30 August 2013 (EDT)
Did you know that PETA actually cares about people?
PETA cares about your penis too! Nignog 23:37, 1 September 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
Jewish advertisers predicted 9/11
Did you know...
that foot fetishists are sick fucks that assault women just to sniff their feet? Hitmonchæn 21:44, 6 September 2013 (EDT)
Man arrested for having sex with cat
Did you know a 28 year old furry was arrested for dressing as a dog and having sex with a cat?
Did you know (fucking magnets)
that magnets disprove homosexuality? --Paul Atreides 15:45, 16 September 2013 (EDT)
- adding.--
Talk to me|Contribs 20:13, 10 October 2013 (EDT)
Did You Know?
Did you know that The Danish Vikings and the Celts were black?
Did you know
....that parents can now see what their baby is going to inherit simply by sending a saliva sample to 23andme to have it examined by their Family Traits Inheritor Calculator, with traits including height, weight, eye colour and even personality.
Did you know
...that Shrek is love and life?]
Did you know...
... That Muslims and niggers are trying for new high scores in Kenya and D.C? Arcticphoenix95 18:38, 15 October 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
... that the world's biggest insect is so huge it eats carrots? [6] Lazy 10:14, 15 October 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
... that an Asian driver hits two people, hesitates, then runs one over just to be sure. [7] Lazy 10:14, 15 October 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
...that the Irate Gamer Gottgame.com site got hacked? Superm4n 15:25, 26 October 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
that Michael Moore was shot dead because of his stupid fucking dogs...oh wait Nignog 01:14, 28 October 2013 (EDT)
Did you knw...
that some Saudis gang-raped a three year-old for the fun of it? Nignog 15:16, 30 October 2013 (EDT)
Did you know...
... that a school of jellyfish shut down a nuclear reactor in Sweden? Arcticphoenix95 22:10, 31 October 2013 (EDT)
Did You Know...
Did you know that otaku are literally driving japanese people extinct?
- added--milwin 12:39, 5 November 2013 (EST)
Did you know...
... that two boys in New Zealand admitted to raping underage girls and the police can't do shit? Arcticphoenix95 02:38, 6 November 2013 (EST)
Did you know...
... that Germany now recognizes trannies as people? Arcticphoenix95 02:42, 6 November 2013 (EST)
Did you know...
... that it is now fashionable to contract AIDS?
:: D. Baggins >> 06:15, 26 November 2013 (EST)
- You're now an editor, make it happen. If you need help ping me in IRC. 06:24, 26 November 2013 (EST)
Did you know...
That pamperchu has cancerhttp://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jEu7IIe_jI4 that California is causing men to sound more and more gay?
- December 18th: ... that young men in California more like women?
02:20, 18 December 2013 (EST)
- December 18th: ... that young men in California more like women?
that a Chinese man became an hero because his girlfriend wanted new shoes? [8]
- December 18th: ... that a Chinese man commits suicide at mall after girlfriend insists on buying more shoes? 03:22, 18 December 2013 (EST)
... parents are found guilty of murder after SECOND child dies from pneumonia because they prayed instead of seeking medical attention. SRSLY Lazy 09:48, 15 December 2013 (EST)
- December 18th: ... that parents let a second child die from pneumonia because they prayed instead of seeking medical attention? 03:22, 18 December 2013 (EST)
... That climate change is turning women into prostitutes? [9]
- January 10th: ... that climate change is turning women into prostitutes? ...done! 21:48, 10 January 2014 (EST)
... that the age of consent in 1880 in the US ranged from 7 to 12. Lazy 04:03, 11 January 2014 (EST)
- January 11th: ... that the age of consent in 1880 in the US ranged from 7 to 12?
... that there is an amusement park in Cambodia that you can blow a cow up with a rocket launcher. Lazy 04:17, 11 January 2014 (EST)
- January 11th: ... that there is an amusement park in Cambodia that you can blow a cow up with a rocket launcher?
... that in 1770, the British Parliament passed a law condemning lipstick, stating that "women found guilty of seducing men into matrimony by a cosmetic means could be tried for witchcraft." Lazy 00:29, 12 January 2014 (EST)
... that in U.S. around 1913 it was legal to mail children. With stamps attached to their clothing, children rode trains to their destinations, accompanied by letter carriers. Lazy 00:34, 12 January 2014 (EST)
... that in 1939, a five year old girl successfully gave birth and is still alive today. Lazy 00:52, 12 January 2014 (EST)
... that the average Icelander loses their virginity at 15 years of age. Lazy 00:55, 12 January 2014 (EST)
... that Shia LaBeouf was chased by a movie dog that ignored orders to stop and ended up really chasing him with the intent of causing grievous bodily harm. Lazy 01:04, 12 January 2014 (EST)
that some men like to slip on a silicone skin to drag it up in the creepiest masks you've ever seen.
There is a baby in New York scaring everyone? Terrance and Phillip 05:44, 16 January 2014 (EST)
Fat lady landwhale jailed for trolling herself, truly stellar stuff
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/michelle-chapman-trolled-herself-bombarding-3114864— Preceding unsigned comment added by TROLAHOAR (talk • contribs)
... That Canadians can buy crack pipes in vending machines? [10]— Preceding unsigned comment added by Chocolate3way (talk • contribs)
D. Baggins ★ likes this. 17:25, 14 February 2014 (EST)
- Holy shit illiterate natives, that's like 5 mins away from me. Dubib 17:46, 14 February 2014 (EST)
Dumb bitch stabs mother and confesses on live TV.
... That a woman stabbed her mother because she was a minion of Satan? [11] Chocolate3way 01:29, 21 February 2014 (EST)
Living/going on Mars is prohibited for muslims living in the UAE
A trip to Mars is prohibited by a fatwa in the UAE because it isn't justified in Islam… Story on this link [12]
Հայ 09:56, 23 February 2014 (EST)
Republican Senator opposes teaching math
... that Arizona opposes teaching Algebra because it is "pornagraphic." [13] Chocolate3way 00:17, 24 February 2014 (EST)
Did you know...
...That a kid stabbed his mum and chopped his own dick off and was found by police dangling his servered penis over his window trying to drip blood on anyone who walked past, after taking a drug called meow meow?
--Seb 10:01, 7 March 2014 (EST)
Pig drinks 18 beers and gets in a fight with a cow.
--Seb 10:06, 7 March 2014 (EST)