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I heard from LIATBuster that you got screenshots of LifeInATent's wedding announcements on Facebook. Can we see them? It'll be great for research. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 21:49, 8 March 2013 (EST)
Pulling them up in the LIAT Talk Page your evilness. Raffingoutroud 22:07, 8 March 2013 (EST)
And I thought he's already married. Probably marrying younger women for their money like the pedophile whore he is. If you can snag some snapshots of his new fiance/wife I'll be glad to rule 34 it. Ivo Robotnik: SnooPING AS usual I see! 22:34, 8 March 2013 (EST)
It's pimpletits herself, Doc. She's even called by her real first name in the comments. Putting my expanded pics in the LIAT discussion. Raffingoutroud 22:48, 8 March 2013 (EST)
Just to make sure on what I was saying. Got to her private page and snapped up. ROR 00:39, 9 March 2013 (EST)
You should really get the fuck off megan and brian or who evers asses. youre the fucking single most dumbest shit fuck ive ever encountered on the internet--BuffaloWings 21:36, 28 March 2013 (EDT)
yes, go ahead and add those pls. how sure are you of their accuracy? -hipcrime 12:35, 13 March 2013 (EDT)
haha awesome. :D -hipcrime 13:52, 13 March 2013 (EDT)
WoL
hi. i encourage you to write your article, but i havent gamed since the 80s (Pac Man and Pole Position were my two favorite games). it looks like its coming along nicely. :) -hipcrime 00:36, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
hi
already deathnoticed. - Mr.Jonzz 19:39, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
Thumbs up to another EDitor for hanging out in #ED-Logging. It can get lonely in here! Schnookums 19:48, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
WTF is #ED-Logging, some IRC shit? Fuck that, real men read Recent Changes. - Mr.Jonzz 19:59, 15 March 2013 (EDT)
{{Skype}}
I don't know much about Skype; I was just aiming to create a template for dox sections of articles thus:
Okay; I'm going to put that link on the talkpage... I'm only just starting to dip my toe into templates and it's too late for me to start experimenting tonight, maybe somebody moar 1337 can figure it out. - Mr.Jonzz 01:58, 17 March 2013 (EDT)
hi. give them a chance to clean that one up. if it isn't improved next time i go thru newpages, it will be deleted as an abandoned draft, or redirected to something else. tag it with {{crap}} if you like, but you could also add to it, or leave it for the author to clean up. -hipcrime 05:24, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
yup, we do. and a lot of times these come out ok. i like to use newpage patrol for curation, instead of recent changes. my rule of thumb is: if it's still crap in two or three weeks when i do newpages, then i delete, redirect, or merge. you guys do good work on r/c patrol. i barely have to do any of that any more, so i appreciate you guys. it gives me more time to work on other stuff. <3 PS: you might want to go thru his other contribs. idk enough about pokeymanz but it looks like he changed a lot on that article. -hipcrime 05:35, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
that looks really really good. for excellence in turd polishing, here ya go:
You've been contributing to ED and we appreciate it. Would you like to pick a VOTN or two? User suggestions are here. Or if you know of something else that's alright. Please get back to me by the end of the day.Schnookums 11:23, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Craziness full force. Sonofskyrim 18:35, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
RE: protection
I saw that but I went ahead and protected the subpage as well. --Talk to me|Contribs 18:40, 19 March 2013 (EDT)
Donna Simpson
hi. yes, feel free to re-write that. as for the redlinked images, those are unlikely to return, so i will move them to the talkpage so you can re-write it without having to conform to whatever was already there. ps: sorry i missed this tab for a few. -hipcrime 15:42, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
not to worry. including dox is case-by-case, not really a black and white issue. in this instance, the dox didn't add anything to the article and nothing would have been accomplished by banning the user. you did just fine. :) -hipcrime 15:52, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
damn fine work. you are a true patriot. -hipcrime 21:00, 20 March 2013 (EDT)
depends on the amount of material there is on the guy. it could start as a section, i suppose. if you're inclined to take a crack at a full-fledged article, something tells me you could pull it off. :) -hipcrime 19:14, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
yeah i looked at the pix that are said to be from the coach's email, and those tits look legal to me. but the coverup is kinda Paterno-ish. -hipcrime 19:40, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
18,000 views is a lot, even for an aotn. i dont recall what the viewcount was yesterday, but it seemed low at the time. interest in this one is high, and it could develop into a series lol -hipcrime 19:47, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
something tells me they will get away with it. football fans can be really nasty and influential, and i believe this will actually improve their marketability, in the same way that Chris Brown's career is still flourishing. there is no reasoning with rabid fans of any stripe. -hipcrime 19:54, 22 March 2013 (EDT)
Thanks! I added those to my favorites. Copypasta FTW!Schnookums 04:09, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
sig
Added a signature to your userspace, you can edit it here. To use it just copypasta the code below. Someday you may want to do something fancy like have a simple gif animation or use some fancy colors. If you ever update it any existing signatures will also update. Schnookums 04:33, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
{{User:Raffingoutroud/sig}} ~~~~~
Something else you can do is create User:Raffingoutroud/incl in your userspace. Then at the top of your pages (for example: user page and discussion) you add {{User:Raffingoutroud/incl}} at the very top. Just like /sig any updates are automatically reflected on any pages that include /incl. This makes vandalizing your stuff convenient for everyone. When you use Show preview you still get a general idea of what it is going to look like. Schnookums 18:11, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
my guess is that the family is po' so that's an even money bet. :3 -hipcrime 15:16, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
it isn't already? please add it, if you're inclined. with the recent massacres, i bet that template is way out of date. :/ -hipcrime 15:27, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
that's spooky cuz i was just looking over Brandt's hivemind the other day when he added Snottywong. <Twilight Zone theme>. -hipcrime 21:08, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
Connecticut
Okay. you might find that there is no story there. it looks like they got em all this time, and with Steubenville still fresh in their memory, i suspect these kids are going to get it. hard. -hipcrime 22:34, 23 March 2013 (EDT)
Do it for the lulz
To help carry on with important work I want you to join the Secret SquadronSchnookums 19:53, 24 March 2013 (EDT)
ED SS work, eh? Sure, I'll do it.RoR 20:54, 24 March 2013 (EDT)
oh oops. i went ahead and nominated you. feel free to add to what i wrote, or undo the nom and write your own. eep -hipcrime 21:01, 24 March 2013 (EDT)
Wow, you guys are srs bsns on this one, then... I'll add to it, then. RoR 21:10, 24 March 2013 (EDT)