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[[Image:Konata.png|thumb|right|200px|I'd still hit it]]
[[Image:LSwhatucamefor.jpg|thumb|400px|center|I just saved you 9 and a half hours of [[Goatse|pain]]. Go do [[Fap|something productive!]]]]
'''''Lucky ☆ Star''''' is an [[typical|overrated]] [[animu]] that most of /a/ has been creaming their pants over since its debut in April 2007. Catering to [[pedophiles]], the show follows the [[Boring|completely ordinary]] lives of [[Jailbait|17 year old high school girls]], drawn to resemble [[Lolicon|eight year olds]], which makes fapping to the public bath scene [[Sarcasm|totally okay]]. While the show may have its moments, like Tsukasa being [[rape|gang raped]] by some deer, or when Konata's dad has one of his [[Azumanga Daioh|"Kimura" moments]], the funny moments are few and far between. Most of the show is just long sequences of dialog that last for what seem like hours, wrapped up with one [[Unfunny|witty retort]] when each scene closes.
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'''''Lucky ☆ Star''''' is an [[typical|overrated]] [[animu]] that most of /a/ has been creaming their pants over since its debut in April 2007. Catering to [[pedophiles]], the show follows the completely ordinary lives of "17" (lol) year old high school girls, drawn to resemble eight year olds, which makes fapping to the bath scene [[Sarcasm|totally okay.]] While the show may have its moments, like Tsukasa being attacked by goats, they're few and far between. Most of the shows are sequences of dialog that last for hours on end, wrapped up with one witty retort when each scene closes. Rinse, lather, repeat. More or less, the show is just a bunch of girls acting like a bunch of girls, which is fascinating to the average [[ronery]] [[otaku]], but simply boring to the less pathetic viewer.  
The only three reasons [[weeaboos]] like this waste of an internet is because:
* The show has animu references pouring out its overrated arse,
* The characters' aspect ratio; they're all around 17 years old but all look 7, and
* Each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to the ronery otaku, which explains why [[you]] love it.  


It is extremely easy to [[troll]] the shit out of the ''Raki Sutah'' fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary girlfriends.  
It is extremely easy to [[troll]] the shit out of the ''Raki Sutah'' fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary [[loli]] girlfriends.  
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The only three reasons [[weeaboos]] like this waste of internets is because (A) the show has animu references pouring out the ass, (2) the characters' ASPECT RATIO (they're 17 years old but look 7), and (C) each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to the ronery otaku, which explains why [[you]] love it.
[[Image:Konata.png|thumb|right|200px|I'd still hit it]]


==Plot==
==Plot==
''Lucky ☆ Star'' follows the lives of a group of high-school girls from their freshman to senior years (junior to senior in the case of some). Most of the show consists of the protagonists, especially Konata, being [[unfunny]], referring to other [[anime|animes]], and being [[lesbian|fags]]. Every episode basically shows 30 minutes of the girls [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[vagoo|OMG IT'S SO STINKY!]], and looking "[[goatse|cute]]". About the only reason anyone sits through this [[shit]] is to [[troll]] and have something else to base their [[yuri]] fantasies on. Or rape, if you're a [[sick fuck|pedo]].
''Lucky ☆ Star'' consists of four main characters who are all girls being [[unfunny]] [[retard]]s making constant references to [[Haruhi|other animes]] and being total [[lesbian|fags]]. For every episode, simply imagine 30 minutes of lolis [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]], and [[shit_nobody_cares_about|talking]] and [[vagoo|OMG IT'S SO STINKY!]], and [[Asking for it|looking "cute]]". The only real reason [[you|anyone]] watches this [[shit]] is to have something to base their [[yuri]] fantasies on. Or rape.


In summary, ''Lucky ☆ Shit'' is an enormous cock-tease for [[you|sad otakus]] and provides no real plot and a script that a [[Retard|Down syndrome child]] could create.
Lucky Star's [[unfunny|"humor"]] comes from observations from daily life, usually something [[you]] can relate to. Like how to eat a pastry with chocolate inside it. However, unlike proper observational comedy Lucky Star contains no punchlines, so watching the anime is the equivalent to watching an [[Chris-chan|arse-pie]] narrating every ''[[shit|zany]]'' thing they witness without any wit nor cleverness involved. So all in all, it's pretty much just an enormous [[cocktease]] for [[you|sad otakus]] and provides no real plot and a script that a [[Retard|down-syndrome child]] could create.


==[[Lolicon|Lolis]]==
==[[Lolicon|Lolis]]==
[[File:Fgsfdslucky.jpg|thumb|200px|The face [[Forever Alone|every weeb secretely wants to fuck]].]]
[[Image:Kagamin.png|thumb|150px|Kagami, secret fan of [[pr0n|Yaoi]].]]
[[Image:Tsukasa.jpg|thumb|200px|Tsukasa discovers [[lemonparty]] on her cell phone for the first time.]]
[[Image:Miyuki.jpg|thumb|200px|Miyuki, the trap oldfag.]]
[[Image:Yutaka.jpg|thumb|200px|Yutaka being [[unfunny]].]]
[[Image:Minami.png|thumb|100px|Minami almost exposing her [[Delicious flat chest|flat chest]] to the world.]]
[[Image:Misao.png|thumb|200px|Misao uttering her catchphrase, translated: "I suck cock!". Careful of the fang.]]
[[Image:Ayano.png|thumb|200px|Ayano.]]
===[[Basement Dweller|Konata Izumi]]===
The leader of the four main female leads and easily the most popular because her blue hair, addiction to anime, retarded facial expression and [[lazy|procrastinating lifestyle]] often makes [[weeaboo|weeb]]s think they have a sense of self-worth in their forever alone lives, then worship her and paint her figurines with semen because she's so "kawaii". She's the perfect example of an [[Otaku]] who fucks away most of her time playing [[Dating Sims|H-games]], fapping to [[Yuri]] [[porn|doujins]], reading manga, poking fun at [[oxymoron|superior animes]], playing [[WoW|MMORPGs]] with [https://www.google.co.uk/#gs_rn=17&gs_ri=psy-ab&tok=10r1qbiyJpGH2qxiskTNUw&cp=8&gs_id=1a&xhr=t&q=jeremy+forrest&es_nrs=true&pf=p&safe=off&sclient=psy-ab&oq=jeremy+f&gs_l=&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.48705608,d.d2k&fp=9f4cc5818dc1e116&biw=1366&bih=653 her teacher] and getting nagged by  Kagami to study or she'll end up working at McDonald's. A [[unfunny|running gag throughout the show]] sees her getting [[rape|harrassed]] by Meito Anisawa and his accomplices for useless anime merchandise she doesn't want when she visits their shop. Unlike [[you]], she gets a job at a [[Prostitution|Cosplay café]] with fellow weeaboo Patricia Martin so she can fund her [[drugs|habit]].
Like nearly all the other characters she has no tits. She exists primarily as a walking Advertisement for Kyoto Animation's cash cow, [[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]], thus the constant insertion of Haruhi references as humanly possible [[fanservice|and more]].


[[File:Fgsfdslucky.jpg|thumb|200px|left]]
===[[Bitch|Kagami Hiiragi]]===
The older twin of Tsukasa and behaves as if she is constantly on PMS. She studies hard and is the most responsible in their family but is an uppity anal-retentive dyke who always gets into trouble with Konata, and compared to her sister can't cook for shit. As a running [[fag|gag]] Konata frequently [[lesbian|rubs her up the wrong way]] and arguements ensue. She bitches constantly throughout the show because Konata [[troll]]s her with constant animu references and copypastes her homework even though she lets her, which is why fanboys believe she is [[Lesbian|gay]] for Konata. She's also a [[fat|fatass]] in her own eyes, constantly keeping an eye on her weight but doesn't do anything about it. Her [[Dying alone|non-existant love life]] is a [[Jealous|hot topic on Konata's mind for some reason.]]  


[[Image:Kagamin.png|thumb|200px|Kagami. Yaoifan.]]
The only "action" she gets throughout the show from male characters is receiving a note from a boy which she misinterpreted as a [[sex|booty call]]. Turns out he only wanted a [[Dildo|toy]] she bought. [[Forever Alone]]. Like Konata, she has little to no tits.
'''Konata Izumi'''
<br/>Konata is an OMGSOKAWAII!!! [[Basement dweller|Basement-dwelling]] [[otaku]], and main character in the series. She fucks away most of her time playing H-games, fapping to [[CP|Yuri]], poking fun at [[oxymoron|superior animes]], and huffing paint (this is why she always has that retarded expression). She exists primarily as a device to insert as many [[Haruhi]] references as humanly possible and more. (Of course, the fantards and [[Wapanese|weaboos]] who watch it would probably still [[Faggot|suck KyoAni's dick]] even if it were 100% references. ZOMG CODE GEASS! ZOMG MARIMITE! etc.)


She has [[Loli|no tits]]. She is also a [[Lesbian|fag]].
===[[Retard|Tsukasa Hiiragi]]===
Kagami's twin sister, but has short hair and looks nothing like her. She is the polar opposite of Kagami in that she is a dumb shit with the attention span of a bag of cucumbers - [[Facepalm|evident when she left her phone in her pocket while her clothes got washed.]] So like Konata, she copies Kagami's homework. She is basically Lucky Star's [[Osaka]], the only difference being that Tsukasa is good in the kitchen and [[LOLWUT|doesn't mistake a knife for a frying pan]].  


Also is probably [[fat]] [[IRL]].
Like the her sister and Konata, she also has invisible tits.
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[[Image:Tsukasa.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The typical scene in ''Lucky Star'' when Tsukasa takes her first look at [[lemonparty]] on her cell phone.]]


'''Kagami Hiiragi'''
===[[Nerd|Miyuki Takara]]===
<br/>[[Bitch|Tsundere]], and second most talkative character in the series. Kagami is a [[nerd|hard worker]]. She is also [[religious]]. Bitches constantly throughout the show because Konata copies her homework even though she lets her do it, leading us as viewers to believe she is [[Lesbian|gay]] for her friend. Also bitches about her weight, which is [[over 9000]].
The pink haired not-quite-loli character whose only reason for her existence in the show is to provide a pair of [[tits]] to reassure [[you]] [[bullshit|the show isn't just for pedophiles]]. She's the bastard child of [[Wikipedia]] raping her mother (who is even more of a dumb shit than Tsukasa) and is therefore an annoying [[mega ultra super genius]] who provides [[tl;dr|explanations]] like [[shit nobody cares about|why hair loses its color under direct sunlight]], the difference between the [[AIDS|cold]] and [[Ebola|flu]] viruses and various other shit things the characters wonder about in their daily lives, when they could actually be doing something, like being [[funny]].


She has [[tits]], though in the [[pedo]]style of Kagami Yoshimizu, they are never drawn.
She's scared shitless of the dentist, loves sleeping, and is scared of having contact lenses. She's also a bit of an airhead; most of the episodes revolve around her being clumsy or being a forgetful twat and being "moe". But never mind, glasses and poor hand-eye coordination will always be ''someone's'' fetish.  
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[[Image:Miyuki.jpg|thumb|200px|Miyuki, the trap oldfag.]]
===[[Babyfuck|Yutaka Kobayakawa]]===
'''Tsukasa Hiiragi'''
Yet another [[pedo]]bait [[Kawaii|moe]] titless character in the series, because Kyoto Animation studios and Kagami Yoshimizu (the series writer) honestly think that [[Not This Shit Again|too much is never enough]]. She has pink hair, is even shorter than Konata, her clothes are too big for her and has negative tits. She lived with Yui before moving in with Konata. She calls Konata "onee-chan" despite the fact that Kona is - one, not her sister, two, she is two years younger than Konata, and three, probably smarter, even though she's a basement-dwelling lolli because she keeps catching colds left, right and center.
<br/>Kagami's twin sister. Like Konata, she copies off Kagami, who bitches about it less because Tsukasa is [[Retarded|special]]. She is made fun of a lot, but is usually too stupid to be offended and laughs at herself instead.


She also has invisible tits.
===[[Emo|Minami Iwasaki]]===
[[Image:Yutaka.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Yutaka being [[unfunny]] in the classroom.]]
Basically a loli [[Azumanga Daioh|Sakaki]] with green short hair and no tits. She doesn't talk much and keeps mostly to herself. The only person she interacts with is Yutaka, probably because she's the only character flatter than her.
[[Image:Minami.png|thumb|200px|Minami (almost) exposing her [[Delicious flat chest|flat chest]] to the world.]]
'''Yutaka Kobayakawa'''
<br/>Yet another [[pedo]]bait [[Kawaii|moe]] titless character in the series, because KyoAni and Kagami Yoshimizu honestly think that [[Not This Shit Again|too much is never enough]]. She is even shorter than Konata, and has even less tits. Lived with Cousin Yui before moving in with Konadad and daughter. She calls Konata "onee-chan" despite the facts that Kona is - one, not her sister, two, two years her senior, and three, probably smarter even though she's a basement-dwelling fag.
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'''Miyuki Takara'''
===[[Jock|Misao Kusakabe]]===
<br/>Possibly the only not-quite-loli character in the series (adults excluded), Miyuki is called a protagonist, but really she exists only to provide a pair of [[tits]] (to reassure you the show isn't just for [[sick fuck|pedos]] - it doesn't work). Secondarily, she exists to provide [[tl;dr]] explanations of things like [[shit nobody cares about|why hair loses its color under sunlight]] which the characters are wondering about when they could actually be doing shit and being [[funny]].
The bastard child of [[Azumanga Daioh|Tomo and Kagura]], and maybe Nanako Kuroi if you note the enhanced left canine. She is athletic, and like most athletes, she is also mentally [[retarded]]. She likes to play games, but like most of the [[noob]]s on the internet, is completely useless at them. She hates Konata for stealing [[yuri|her lover Kagami]] from her, and has since had to settle for second best in her babysitter, fuck-buddy, and childhood friend, Ayano, and have been [[scissoring]] each other ever since. Be warned, the first thing ''all'' weeaboos point out is that her English voice actress, Lara Jane Miller, also voiced Kari from [[Digimon]].


She's also fucking [[Money|rich]].
===[[Nothing|Ayano Minegishi]]===
[[Image:Misao.png|thumb|200px|left|Misao uttering her catchphrase. Translated, 'I suck cock!']]
[[Image:LuckyStarPatriciaHiyori.png|thumb|200px|left|Geeks.]]
[[Image:Ayano.png|thumb|200px|Ayano.]]  
Misao's [[ginger]] friend, fuck-buddy, and babysitter with a fucking huge forehead. Both of them have been scissoring since she began to get used as a rebound by Misao, but she bakes a mean [[Marijuana|weed]] cookie.
'''Minami Iwasaki'''
<br/>Doesn't talk much. Keeps mostly to herself, probably only interacts with Yutaka because she's [[kawaii|cute]]. That doesn't stop them from being [[gay]] for each other.


Basically [[Azumanga Daioh|Sakaki]], with shorter hair and no tits.
===[[Weeaboo|Patricia Martin]]===
A transfer student from the [[United States|US]] who works at the same [[Prostitution|Cosplay Café]] as Konata. She is the perfect anime representation of a typical [[Wapanese|weeaboo]] faggot. She apparently learned her Japanese from [[anime]] and [[manga]], which is why when she's saying hi, they think she's asking them if they're [[gay]]. [[Truth|Although, that in itself is still a valid question]]. Her only purpose in the series is to give fucktarded [[wapanese|weeaboos]] [[unrealistic expectations]] about being [[lie|accepted]] in Japan.


She is also fucking rich.
===[[Lesbian|Hiyori Tamura]]===
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Amateur doujin artist who doesn't shut up about her hobby, who develops a crush on both Minami and Yutaka and begins to draw them as her [[yuri]] fetish, especially at moments when they're [[Lesbian|interacting with each other]], although she draws other shit ranging from guys getting it [[in the ass]] to [[Cunnilingus|cuntmunching]] [[lesbians]].


'''Misao Kusakabe'''
[[Image:Lucky-channel.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The usual [[lies|unfunny]] ''Lucky Shit''.]]
<br/>Bastard child of [[Azumanga Daioh|Tomo and Kagura]], and maybe [[Bestiality|Tadakichi-san]] (note the enhanced left canine). She is athletic, and like most athletes, also [[retarded]]. In a few years, she'll probably be making millions and pulling awesome benders. Or maybe just the last one.
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'''Ayano Minegishi'''
===[[Schizophrenia|Akira Kogami]]===
<br/>Misao's friend, who looks out for her. Not much to say, but she bakes a mean [[Marijuana|weed]] cookie.
Junior high student and [[USI|self-proclaimed idol and captain of ''Lucky Channel'']], the three-minute bit that runs at the end of every episode. She almost always starts off every ''Lucky Channel'' segment [[Diabeetus|diabetes-includingly]] [[Asking for it|cute and happy-go-lucky]], then degenerates into a chain-smoking sadistic [[bitch]] after Minoru, her assistant, introduces himself, meaning that about 2 minutes of every episode are dedicated to Akira bitching her stupid [[bipolar|yandere]] ass off about why she wasn't put in the show. She's the anime embodiment of a [[forced meme]], as she constantly begs the audience members to convince the staff to give her actual screen time, since [[whore|fucking them for a part]] obviously didn't work. (But who can blame them)
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'''Patricia Martin'''
===[[Pussy|Minoru Shiriashi]]===
<br/>Gaijin transfer student from the [[United States|US]]. A [[Wapanese|weaboo]] faggot, she learned Japanese from [[anime]] and [[manga]], which is why when she's saying hi to Kona and friends they think she's asking them if they're [[gay]] (which is a valid question since they are, but still [[retarded]]). Only purpose in the series is to give fucktarded [[wapanese|weeaboos]] [[unrealistic expectations]] about being [[lie|accepted]] in Japan.
High school student in the same high school as Konata and her friends, appearing as "Sebastian" in the show; he is also the assistant on the ''Lucky Channel'' segment and he sang karaoke for the end credits of four episodes [[irl]]. Akira, who seems threatened by his very presence on the show, bitches at him constantly and treats him like shit. Eventually he snaps after [[WTF|she sends him into a dangerous hike into the mountains for some mineral water]] and destroys the set 2 episodes before the season finishes in an angry [[butthurt]] [[rage]].  
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'''Hiyori Tamura'''
[[Ya_rly|Minoru Shiraishi's voice actor is Minoru Shiraishi IRL]], and it seems that he is waging war on [[The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya|Haruhiism]].
<br/>Doujin artist. Draws shit ranging from guys getting it [[in the ass]] to [[Cunnilingus|cuntmunching]] [[lesbians]].


[[Image:Lucky-channel.jpg|thumb|200px|left|The usual [[lies|unfunny]] ''Lucky Shit''.]]<br/>
==[[Pedophiles|Adults]]==
[[Image:LuckyStar-Sojiro.png|thumb|150px|Soujiro.]]
[[Image:Ghostmum.png|thumb|150px|Kanata (left).]]


'''Akira Kogami'''
===[[Sick Fuck|Soujiro Izumi]]===
<br/>Junior high student and self-proclaimed idol and captain of ''Lucky Channel'', the three-minute bit that runs at the end of every episode. She almost always starts off every ''Lucky Channel'' cute and chipper and [[asking for it]], then degenerates into a total fucking [[bitch]] whenever Minoru introduces himself, meaning that about 2 minutes and 50 seconds of every episode are dedicated to Akira bitching her stupid yandere ass off. STFU, GO GET RAPED ASSHOLE LOLI
Like father like daughter., Soujiro is the [[basement-dwelling]], [[lolicon]]-loving, [[incest]]uous-wanting [[otaku]] faggot, who Konata calls her dad. He is the Lucky Star equivalent of [[Azumanga Daioh|Kimura]] as far as his personality goes, and thus is a gigantic [[pedophile]], even going so far as pining for his own daughter's arse. He has a [[Xbox|hueg]] camera that he takes with him to local events so he can snap shots of titless [[Lolis]] and post them on the internets. [[Child Abuse|He is responsible for Konata's possible gayness and infatuation with hentai pr0n, having read shitty yuri doujins to his daughter since she was 5.]]
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Essentially, her entire existence on the show is to be the anime embodiment of a [[forced meme]] as she constantly tries to bitch and whine about not being in the show and beg the audience members like an [[moot|internet celebrity]] to convince the staff to give her actual screen time. Since [[Fellatio|sucking their cocks]] obviously didn't work.
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'''Minoru Shiriashi'''
===[[Dead|Kanata Izumi]]===
<br/>High school student in the same high school as Kona and friends, appearing as 'Sebastian' in the show; he is also the assistant on the ''Lucky Channel'' bit, and sang karaoke for the ED of four episodes (wa-wa-wa-wasuremono~). Akira, who seems threatened by his very presence on the show, bitches at him constantly. That doesn't make him not a [[faggot]], wearing twin doriru on his head in an early episode, and wearing a gay blonde sunflower wig [[IRL]]. Minoru Shiraishi's voice actor is Minoru Shiraishi. IRL, he is waging war on [[The_Melancholy_of_Haruhi_Suzumiya|Haruhiism]].
Soujiro's [[an hero|dead]] wife who is a [[Dead Friend|ghost]]. [[Jailbait|She also looks about as young as her daughter]], despite being [[at least 100|at least 20]] years old. When Soujiro and Kanata initiated the [[sex|dance routine]], it must have looked like [[loli|awesome shit]].


===[[Alcoholic|Yui Narumi]]===
Konata's cousin. Despite being a [[FBI|police officer]], she is a completely [[retarded]] blob of moe like the teenagers. Sometimes they even play dating sims, although this annoys Konata out of fear she's going to get [[Party van]]ned. Yui frequently comes to Konata's house shit-faced, and while drunk does stupid shit, like sliding around on some shitty Japanese chair. She has a husband, but he's nowhere to be found, she sometimes bitches about that.


==[[Pedophiles|Adults]]==
===[[Lesbian|Nanako Kuroi]]===
[[Image:LuckyStar-Sojiro.png|thumb|200px|left|Soujiro.]]
Homeroom and history teacher, and also a [[basement-dweller]]. She wastes her time [[OL|online]] with Konata at night playing ''[[Warcraft]]'' and [[Masturbation|flicking her bead]] to webcam streams of her student's [[jailbait]] cunt on MSN. Yeah, [[srsly]]. She's [[Nobody likes you|single]], and sometimes [[yuri|hits on Yui because she doesn't know the bitch is already taken]].
[[Image:Nanakonafapsession.jpg|thumb|90px|right|Nanako and Konata [[Camwhores|get it on]] [[OL]].]]
[[Image:Ghostmum.png|thumb|200px|left|Kanata (left).]]
'''Nanako Kuroi'''
<br/>Homeroom and history teacher, and also a [[basement-dweller]]. Nanako wastes time [[OL]] with Konata at night playing ''[[Warcraft]]'' and [[Masturbation|flicking her bead]] to webcam streams of her student's [[jailbait]] cunt on MSN. [[Srsly]]. She's unmarried, and sometimes hits on Yui because she doesn't know the bitch is already taken.
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[[Image:Yui.gif|thumb|right|90px|Yui "Moeblob" Narumi, being retarded.]]
'''Yui Narumi'''
<br/>Konata's cousin. Despite being a [[FBI|police officer]], she is a completely [[retarded]] blob of moe like the teenagers. Sometimes they even play dating sims, although this annoys Konata out of fear she's going to get [[V&]]. Yui frequently comes to Konata's house completely [[Alcohol|wasted]], and while drunk does stupid shit like sliding around on some shitty Japanese chair. She has a husband, [[an hero|but he's nowhere to be found.]]
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'''Kiyotaka Narumi'''
<br/>Yui's [[Poland|forgotten]] husband.
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[[Image:Meito_Anisawa.jpg|thumb|90px|Meito Anisawa after getting jizzed in the eye]]
===[[Desperate|Meito Anisawa]]===
{| align="right"
|[[Image:Yui.gif|thumb|100px|Yui "Moeblob" Narumi, being retarded.]]
|[[Image:Meito_Anisawa.jpg|thumb|100px|Meito Anisawa after getting jizzed in the eye]]
|}
The dumb fuck who is [[Dragonball Z|hyperactive and a stereotypically overenthusiastic anime moron]] who spontaneously combusts whenever he gets excited. He works at the Animate store who sees Konata as "Legendary Girl A", who, with his 3 other accomplices, is always trying to sell Konata worthless anime shit and will stop at nothing to do so, bordering on rape in order to do it. But she never buys it, and whenever she doesn't they all act as though they've been defeated in som way or another. He appears once on the Lucky Channel, and no lulz were had.


'''Soujiro Izumi'''
===[[Orgy|The Hiiragi Family]]===
<br/>The [[basement-dwelling]] [[otaku]] faggot Konata calls her dad; he is also the equivalent of [[Azumanga Daioh|Kimura-sensei]] as far as personality goes in this series and, thus, a gigantic pedophile. He has a [[Xbox|hueg]] camera that he takes with him to local events so he can snap shots of titless Lolitas and post them on [[2chan]]'s /b/. He is responsible for Konata's gheyness and infatuation with pr0n, having read shitty yuri doujins to his daughter since she was 5. ([[ZOMG]]!)
Too many [[retard]]s to name. Only ever seen during scenes where they're all sat at a table unsuccessfully answering the questions to quiz shows on TV, or seldomly interacting with Tsukasa and Kagumi individually.
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'''Kanata Izumi'''
<br/>Soujiro's [[shit nobody cares about|forgotten]] wife. She is a [[Dead Friend|ghost]]. She also looks about as young as her daughter, despite being [[at least 100|at least 20]] years old. When Soujiro and Kanata initiated the [[sex|dance routine]], it must have looked like [[loli|awesome shit]].
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'''The Hiiragi Family'''
<br/>Too many lolis to name. Hawt.
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'''Yukari Takara'''
<br/>Miyuki's mom. A [[dumbass]].
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'''Meito Anisawa'''
<br/>The dumb fuck who works at the Animate store who's always trying to sell Konata worthless anime shit that she never buys from Animate. I'm going to sleep now.


===[[Concerned Mother|Yukari Takara]]===
Miyuki's mother, a [[dumbass|stark contrast to her daughter]].
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==Fanbase==
==Fanbase==
To get a clear understanding of the [[faggot|amazing]] [[weeaboos|individuals]] that constitute the Lucky Star fanbase, just watch this video. '''WARNING:THIS VIDEO MAY CAUSE [[retard|EXTREME LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS]], [[ear rape|DEAFNESS]], [[weeaboo|AND LOSS OF FAITH IN HUMANITY]].'''
[[File:Lucky_star_cumming_COCK_BLOCKED.JPG|180px|left]]
 
The only three reasons [[weeaboos]] like to waste their time watching this show on Youtube are as follow:
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* The show has anime references pouring out its overrated ass
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* The characters' aspect ratio; they're all around 17-years-old but look like they're 8
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* Each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to different kinds of ronery otaku, which explains why [[you]] love it
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It is extremely easy to [[troll]] the shit out of the ''Raki Sutah'' fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those [[Body Pillows|creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it]], and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary [[loli]] girlfriends.


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Lucky Star has also caught the eye of the [[hentai]] industry, thanks to its popularity with the lolicon characters among [[pedophiles|its fans]], their favorite character being Konata, the blue haired girl with the retarded expression who every one of them wants to either fuck, see nekkid or getting it on with Kagami, [[threesome|or all three]].


==Lucky Star videos, [[YouTube Poop|Konata Zone]] included. (Expect [[moe]].)==
To get a clear understanding of the [[faggot|amazing]] [[weeaboos|individuals]] that constitute the Lucky Star fanbase, just watch these videos. '''WARNING: THESE VIDEOS MAY CAUSE [[retard|EXTREME LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS]], [[ear rape|DEAFNESS]], [[weeaboo|AND LOSS OF FAITH IN HUMANITY]].'''
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==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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File:What Hiyori is seeing.jpg
File:Knutschi.png|Typical Scene
File:Fucking jelly.jpeg
File:Kuroi Nanako.jpeg
File:Narumi Yui.jpeg
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Image:Raki-ohexploitable.png|[[Oh exploitable]]!
Image:Raki-ohexploitable2.png|[[Oh exploitable]]!
Image:Konata.png|[[KILL IT WITH FIRE|I'd still hit it]].
Image:Hiiragifamily.jpg|Keeping it [[Incest|relative]].
Image:Konata-GET.gif|Konata practices her [[GET]]s.
Image:Konata-GET.gif|Konata practices her [[GET]]s.
Image:Konata-flame.jpg
Image:Konata-flame.jpg
Image:Raki-ohexploitable.png|[[Oh exploitable]]!
Image:Rakipaint.jpg
Image:Raki-ohexploitable2.png|[[Oh exploitable]]!
Image:Luckystarthread.jpg|[[samefag|Typical]] [[troll|Lucky Star thread.]]
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
Image:Digikona.jpg|Fail series crosses over with another fail series.
Image:Fleshshit.jpg
File:Lucky Star desk masturbation.jpg
File:Body Pillow Konata.jpg
Image:Konata_says_get_the_fuck_out.png
Image:Kagamivirus.jpg|[[IRL]] trolling.
Image:konatatrap.jpg|it´s a trap
Image:konatatrap.jpg|it´s a trap
Image:Konataxsakaki.gif|[[X Y is X|Shit show is so damn shit]], she couldn't help but go [[Fap|finger herself]].
Image:Konataxsakaki.gif|[[X Y is X|Shit show is so damn shit]], she couldn't help but go [[Fap|finger herself]].
Image:Lucky_Star_34.jpg|And the [[fanboys]] [[fap|drool]] over this typical Lucky Shit scene.
Image:Konatababyfuck.jpg|Konata's concerned dad thinks [[Baby fuck|IT'SSS AWWWWRIGHTTT!!!]]
Image:Mexican_Star.jpg|IRL Mexican Star.
Image:Mexican_Star.jpg|IRL Mexican Star.
Image:Konata_fucking_Animax.jpg|Konata becoming a [[Rromchan|TV mascot]]. If you [[fap|fap]] to this, you are [[Pedophilia|normal]].
Image:Rukisutatoy.jpg|[[Typical]] merchandise of the series. [[srsly]].
Image:Rukisutatoy.jpg|[[Typical]] merchandise of the series. [[srsly]].
 
image:LSfaggot1.jpg
 
image:LSfaggot1.jpg|[[fail|Awesome]], probably underage B&
 
image:LSfaggot3.jpg|slavs like teh shit too
image:LSfaggot3.jpg|slavs like teh shit too
File:Konatachan_konata.jpg
File:Konatachan_konata.jpg
File:Aekona.jpg
File:Aekona.jpg
Image:LSfaggot2.jpg|lol [[lemonparty|overage B&]]
Image:datass.jpg
Image:datass.jpg
 
File:1231256525200.jpg
File:Gtaluckystar.jpg‎|Upcoming game from rockstar</gallery>}}
File:‎GTA Lucky City.jpeg|Upcoming game from rockstar
File:Lucky star figure destroyed.jpg|toy murdered for her seiyuu's sins
File:Ejaculate the baby.PNG
File:It's time to masturbate.jpg
File:Gheyfgt.jpg|Minoru Shiriashi
File:NPDANIMU.jpg
</gallery>}}


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[Basement-dweller]]
*[[Basement-dweller]]
*[[Chikichakigirl]]
*[[Chikichakigirl]]
*[http://bokuchan.org/ls [[bokuchan|bokuchan's]] Lucky ☆ Star board]
*[[Cardcaptor Sakura]] - Another animu which held a "two minute segment" at the end of each episode.
*[[KonataChan]]
*[[KonataChan]]
*[[K-On!]] - Made by the same studio.
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[Lolicon]]
*[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]]
*[[Squid Girl]] - Another overrated shitty anime with many different sketches in each episode
*[[Azumanga Daioh]]
*[[The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya]] - Made by the same studio.
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Weeaboo]]
*[[Anthony 'A-Log' LoGatto]] - The archetypal fan of this series. A grotesque [[otaku]] basement-dwelling lolcow who uses Konata as his avatar in his [[YouTube Commentaries|commentaries]].


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I'd still hit it

Lucky ☆ Star is an overrated animu that most of /a/ has been creaming their pants over since its debut in April 2007. Catering to pedophiles, the show follows the completely ordinary lives of 17 year old high school girls, drawn to resemble eight year olds, which makes fapping to the public bath scene totally okay. While the show may have its moments, like Tsukasa being gang raped by some deer, or when Konata's dad has one of his "Kimura" moments, the funny moments are few and far between. Most of the show is just long sequences of dialog that last for what seem like hours, wrapped up with one witty retort when each scene closes.

The only three reasons weeaboos like this waste of an internet is because:

  • The show has animu references pouring out its overrated arse,
  • The characters' aspect ratio; they're all around 17 years old but all look 7, and
  • Each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to the ronery otaku, which explains why you love it.

It is extremely easy to troll the shit out of the Raki Sutah fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary loli girlfriends.


Plot

Lucky ☆ Star consists of four main characters who are all girls being unfunny retards making constant references to other animes and being total fags. For every episode, simply imagine 30 minutes of lolis talking, and talking, and talking and OMG IT'S SO STINKY!, and looking "cute". The only real reason anyone watches this shit is to have something to base their yuri fantasies on. Or rape.

Lucky Star's "humor" comes from observations from daily life, usually something you can relate to. Like how to eat a pastry with chocolate inside it. However, unlike proper observational comedy Lucky Star contains no punchlines, so watching the anime is the equivalent to watching an arse-pie narrating every zany thing they witness without any wit nor cleverness involved. So all in all, it's pretty much just an enormous cocktease for sad otakus and provides no real plot and a script that a down-syndrome child could create.

Lolis

The face every weeb secretely wants to fuck.
Kagami, secret fan of Yaoi.
Tsukasa discovers lemonparty on her cell phone for the first time.
Miyuki, the trap oldfag.
Yutaka being unfunny.
Minami almost exposing her flat chest to the world.
Misao uttering her catchphrase, translated: "I suck cock!". Careful of the fang.
Ayano.

Konata Izumi

The leader of the four main female leads and easily the most popular because her blue hair, addiction to anime, retarded facial expression and procrastinating lifestyle often makes weebs think they have a sense of self-worth in their forever alone lives, then worship her and paint her figurines with semen because she's so "kawaii". She's the perfect example of an Otaku who fucks away most of her time playing H-games, fapping to Yuri doujins, reading manga, poking fun at superior animes, playing MMORPGs with her teacher and getting nagged by Kagami to study or she'll end up working at McDonald's. A running gag throughout the show sees her getting harrassed by Meito Anisawa and his accomplices for useless anime merchandise she doesn't want when she visits their shop. Unlike you, she gets a job at a Cosplay café with fellow weeaboo Patricia Martin so she can fund her habit.

Like nearly all the other characters she has no tits. She exists primarily as a walking Advertisement for Kyoto Animation's cash cow, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, thus the constant insertion of Haruhi references as humanly possible and more.

Kagami Hiiragi

The older twin of Tsukasa and behaves as if she is constantly on PMS. She studies hard and is the most responsible in their family but is an uppity anal-retentive dyke who always gets into trouble with Konata, and compared to her sister can't cook for shit. As a running gag Konata frequently rubs her up the wrong way and arguements ensue. She bitches constantly throughout the show because Konata trolls her with constant animu references and copypastes her homework even though she lets her, which is why fanboys believe she is gay for Konata. She's also a fatass in her own eyes, constantly keeping an eye on her weight but doesn't do anything about it. Her non-existant love life is a hot topic on Konata's mind for some reason.

The only "action" she gets throughout the show from male characters is receiving a note from a boy which she misinterpreted as a booty call. Turns out he only wanted a toy she bought. Forever Alone. Like Konata, she has little to no tits.

Tsukasa Hiiragi

Kagami's twin sister, but has short hair and looks nothing like her. She is the polar opposite of Kagami in that she is a dumb shit with the attention span of a bag of cucumbers - evident when she left her phone in her pocket while her clothes got washed. So like Konata, she copies Kagami's homework. She is basically Lucky Star's Osaka, the only difference being that Tsukasa is good in the kitchen and doesn't mistake a knife for a frying pan.

Like the her sister and Konata, she also has invisible tits.

Miyuki Takara

The pink haired not-quite-loli character whose only reason for her existence in the show is to provide a pair of tits to reassure you the show isn't just for pedophiles. She's the bastard child of Wikipedia raping her mother (who is even more of a dumb shit than Tsukasa) and is therefore an annoying mega ultra super genius who provides explanations like why hair loses its color under direct sunlight, the difference between the cold and flu viruses and various other shit things the characters wonder about in their daily lives, when they could actually be doing something, like being funny.

She's scared shitless of the dentist, loves sleeping, and is scared of having contact lenses. She's also a bit of an airhead; most of the episodes revolve around her being clumsy or being a forgetful twat and being "moe". But never mind, glasses and poor hand-eye coordination will always be someone's fetish.

Yutaka Kobayakawa

Yet another pedobait moe titless character in the series, because Kyoto Animation studios and Kagami Yoshimizu (the series writer) honestly think that too much is never enough. She has pink hair, is even shorter than Konata, her clothes are too big for her and has negative tits. She lived with Yui before moving in with Konata. She calls Konata "onee-chan" despite the fact that Kona is - one, not her sister, two, she is two years younger than Konata, and three, probably smarter, even though she's a basement-dwelling lolli because she keeps catching colds left, right and center.

Minami Iwasaki

Basically a loli Sakaki with green short hair and no tits. She doesn't talk much and keeps mostly to herself. The only person she interacts with is Yutaka, probably because she's the only character flatter than her.

Misao Kusakabe

The bastard child of Tomo and Kagura, and maybe Nanako Kuroi if you note the enhanced left canine. She is athletic, and like most athletes, she is also mentally retarded. She likes to play games, but like most of the noobs on the internet, is completely useless at them. She hates Konata for stealing her lover Kagami from her, and has since had to settle for second best in her babysitter, fuck-buddy, and childhood friend, Ayano, and have been scissoring each other ever since. Be warned, the first thing all weeaboos point out is that her English voice actress, Lara Jane Miller, also voiced Kari from Digimon.

Ayano Minegishi

Geeks.

Misao's ginger friend, fuck-buddy, and babysitter with a fucking huge forehead. Both of them have been scissoring since she began to get used as a rebound by Misao, but she bakes a mean weed cookie.

Patricia Martin

A transfer student from the US who works at the same Cosplay Café as Konata. She is the perfect anime representation of a typical weeaboo faggot. She apparently learned her Japanese from anime and manga, which is why when she's saying hi, they think she's asking them if they're gay. Although, that in itself is still a valid question. Her only purpose in the series is to give fucktarded weeaboos unrealistic expectations about being accepted in Japan.

Hiyori Tamura

Amateur doujin artist who doesn't shut up about her hobby, who develops a crush on both Minami and Yutaka and begins to draw them as her yuri fetish, especially at moments when they're interacting with each other, although she draws other shit ranging from guys getting it in the ass to cuntmunching lesbians.

The usual unfunny Lucky Shit.

Akira Kogami

Junior high student and self-proclaimed idol and captain of Lucky Channel, the three-minute bit that runs at the end of every episode. She almost always starts off every Lucky Channel segment diabetes-includingly cute and happy-go-lucky, then degenerates into a chain-smoking sadistic bitch after Minoru, her assistant, introduces himself, meaning that about 2 minutes of every episode are dedicated to Akira bitching her stupid yandere ass off about why she wasn't put in the show. She's the anime embodiment of a forced meme, as she constantly begs the audience members to convince the staff to give her actual screen time, since fucking them for a part obviously didn't work. (But who can blame them)

Minoru Shiriashi

High school student in the same high school as Konata and her friends, appearing as "Sebastian" in the show; he is also the assistant on the Lucky Channel segment and he sang karaoke for the end credits of four episodes irl. Akira, who seems threatened by his very presence on the show, bitches at him constantly and treats him like shit. Eventually he snaps after she sends him into a dangerous hike into the mountains for some mineral water and destroys the set 2 episodes before the season finishes in an angry butthurt rage.

Minoru Shiraishi's voice actor is Minoru Shiraishi IRL, and it seems that he is waging war on Haruhiism.

Adults

Soujiro.
Kanata (left).

Soujiro Izumi

Like father like daughter., Soujiro is the basement-dwelling, lolicon-loving, incestuous-wanting otaku faggot, who Konata calls her dad. He is the Lucky Star equivalent of Kimura as far as his personality goes, and thus is a gigantic pedophile, even going so far as pining for his own daughter's arse. He has a hueg camera that he takes with him to local events so he can snap shots of titless Lolis and post them on the internets. He is responsible for Konata's possible gayness and infatuation with hentai pr0n, having read shitty yuri doujins to his daughter since she was 5.

Kanata Izumi

Soujiro's dead wife who is a ghost. She also looks about as young as her daughter, despite being at least 20 years old. When Soujiro and Kanata initiated the dance routine, it must have looked like awesome shit.

Yui Narumi

Konata's cousin. Despite being a police officer, she is a completely retarded blob of moe like the teenagers. Sometimes they even play dating sims, although this annoys Konata out of fear she's going to get Party vanned. Yui frequently comes to Konata's house shit-faced, and while drunk does stupid shit, like sliding around on some shitty Japanese chair. She has a husband, but he's nowhere to be found, she sometimes bitches about that.

Nanako Kuroi

Homeroom and history teacher, and also a basement-dweller. She wastes her time online with Konata at night playing Warcraft and flicking her bead to webcam streams of her student's jailbait cunt on MSN. Yeah, srsly. She's single, and sometimes hits on Yui because she doesn't know the bitch is already taken.

Meito Anisawa

Yui "Moeblob" Narumi, being retarded.
Meito Anisawa after getting jizzed in the eye

The dumb fuck who is hyperactive and a stereotypically overenthusiastic anime moron who spontaneously combusts whenever he gets excited. He works at the Animate store who sees Konata as "Legendary Girl A", who, with his 3 other accomplices, is always trying to sell Konata worthless anime shit and will stop at nothing to do so, bordering on rape in order to do it. But she never buys it, and whenever she doesn't they all act as though they've been defeated in som way or another. He appears once on the Lucky Channel, and no lulz were had.

The Hiiragi Family

Too many retards to name. Only ever seen during scenes where they're all sat at a table unsuccessfully answering the questions to quiz shows on TV, or seldomly interacting with Tsukasa and Kagumi individually.

Yukari Takara

Miyuki's mother, a stark contrast to her daughter.

Fanbase

The only three reasons weeaboos like to waste their time watching this show on Youtube are as follow:

  • The show has anime references pouring out its overrated ass
  • The characters' aspect ratio; they're all around 17-years-old but look like they're 8
  • Each girl's personality is designed to appeal specifically to different kinds of ronery otaku, which explains why you love it

It is extremely easy to troll the shit out of the Raki Sutah fanbase, as they are the figurine-collecting, futon-lounging, hentai-ogling otakus who most likely own at least one of those creepy pillows with an anime girl printed on it, and they honestly have nothing better to do than defend the show containing their imaginary loli girlfriends.

Lucky Star has also caught the eye of the hentai industry, thanks to its popularity with the lolicon characters among its fans, their favorite character being Konata, the blue haired girl with the retarded expression who every one of them wants to either fuck, see nekkid or getting it on with Kagami, or all three.

To get a clear understanding of the amazing individuals that constitute the Lucky Star fanbase, just watch these videos. WARNING: THESE VIDEOS MAY CAUSE EXTREME LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS, DEAFNESS, AND LOSS OF FAITH IN HUMANITY.

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