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[[Some argue|Some believe]] that this is a form of [[cancer]] that is killing /b/, however some are claiming that this is in fact a clever form of [[chemo]] - generally people who believe this are  [[retards|uninformed about the present situation]].
[[Some argue|Some believe]] that this is a form of [[cancer]] that is killing /b/, however some are claiming that this is in fact a clever form of [[chemo]] - generally people who believe this are  [[retards|uninformed about the present situation]].


==Antidote?==
==[[The chemo that is curing b|Antidote]]?==


For now, it looks as if the seemingly malignant lamp cancer is gone, and the remaining posts are just fags trying to perpetuate it as a meme. In a thread [[Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe|Gordon]] decided to act against it and fought off some of the very bad parts of this disgusting lump of fail.
For now, it looks as if the seemingly malignant lamp cancer is gone, and the remaining posts are just fags trying to perpetuate it as a meme. In a thread [[Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe|Gordon]] decided to act against it and fought off some of the very bad parts of this disgusting lump of fail.
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==On the other hand...==
==On the other hand...==
[[Image:Naughty.jpg|center|thumb|[[Portal|The lamp is a lie.]]]]
[[Image:Naughty.jpg|center|thumb|[[Portal|The lamp]] is a [[lie]]. ]]




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Latest revision as of 00:15, 9 October 2023

ALERT: THIS IS A FORCED MEME
Lamp will be posted by the same
unfunny newfag until you like it.

Lamp was the frosted butts of 2008. If you end a post with Lamp, you're a faggot. This is scientifically proven, so don't even try to argue with it.

Typical Useage

Fucking hilarious isn't it?

FUCK YOU LAMP!

Some believe that this is a form of cancer that is killing /b/, however some are claiming that this is in fact a clever form of chemo - generally people who believe this are uninformed about the present situation.

Antidote?

For now, it looks as if the seemingly malignant lamp cancer is gone, and the remaining posts are just fags trying to perpetuate it as a meme. In a thread Gordon decided to act against it and fought off some of the very bad parts of this disgusting lump of fail.

Currently this failure is rumored to have started from a Java script worm, with typical newfags mistaking it for a meme, and with the cancerous tumor eventually experiencing rapid accelerated growth due to lamp being the 97 million GET. Subsequent to the get, using the word lamp will now result in a ban.

Gallery

On the other hand...

The lamp is a lie.


Lamp
is part of a series on
the cancer that is killing /b/
Sources [-+]
Symptoms [-+]
Forced Memes [-+]
Treatment [-+]