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[[Image:Babyfur venn.png|thumb|right|A helpful [[Venn diagram]]. Most, if not all, Babyfurs are [[diaperfur]]s, but not all [[diaperfur]]s are babyfurs. (However, it should be noted that all [[Adult Babies]] and all [[furry|furries]] are still [[insane|batshit insane]].)]]
[[Image:Babyfur venn.png|thumb|right|A helpful [[Venn diagram]]. Most, if not all, babyfurs are [[diaperfur]]s, but not all diaperfurs are babyfurs. (However, it should be noted that all [[Adult Babies]] and all [[furry|furries]] are still [[insane|batshit insane]].)]]
The junction of two equally disturbing [[fetish]] subcultures, a '''babyfur''' is a [[furry]] who is also an [[adult baby]], and thus pretends to be an infant. They are full of  faggotry and often have so many other [[Sick fuck|disgusting fetishes]] that even ''normal'' furries hate them — normal being relative, of course. Essentially, a case of "You got your [[pedophilia]] in my [[bestiality]]!" They are truly two disgusting tastes that taste disgusting together. Ironically the only exception to this rule seems to be the "artists" who dislike most other babyfurs.
One poll on a babyfur social networking site that asked if cub porn was the same as [[CP|child pornography]] showed only a few answering yes, and the one furfag speaking out against [[pedophile]]s--who was not a babyfur herself but a "caretaker"--was flamed by other sick fucks. They said it wasn't CP because:
#They aren't human (ironically they've just admitted to being [[bestiality|zoophile]]s).
#[[shit nobody cares about|They're just drawings]].
#They don't want it to be.


[[Image:Babyfur_-_Retarded.png|thumb|right|A typical babyfur.]]
If you find out that you know a babyfur, it's best to mock them ruthlessly until they cry [[emo]] tears, then proceed to [[Pwn|IRL B&]] them.


The junction of two equally disturbing fetish subcultures, a '''Babyfur''' is a [[furry]] who is also an [[adult baby]], and thus pretends to be an infant. They are full of  faggotry and often have so many other [[Sick fuck|disgusting fetishes]] that even ''normal'' furries hate them — normal being relative, of course. Essentially, a case of "You got your [[pedophilia]] in my [[bestiality]]!" They are truly two disgusting tastes that taste disgusting together. Ironically the only exception to this rule seems to be the "artists" who dislike most other babyfurs.
==Babyfur tattoos==
One poll on a babyfur social networking site that asked if [[Cup porn]] was the same as [[Child Pornography]] showed only a few answering yes, and the one furfag speaking out against [[pedophile]]s--who was not a babyfur herself but a "caretaker"--was flamed by other sick fucks. They said it wasn't CP because:
[[Image:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|right|You might find that most IRL pictures involving babyfurs are polaroid quality, unintentionally disturbing shit set in rooms littered with toys, with wallpaper out of any early 90s middle class american 6 year old's room. Sick obsession or [[retardation|developmental delay]]?]]
# They aren't human (ironically they've just admitted to being [[zoophile]]s)
If wearing and shitting adult diapers (as furries) just isn't dedicated enough to satisfy their sick fantasies. Get inked, its like that show L.A. Ink but with 2X as many baby pedo fuck present. For instance this fuckwit decided to get his stoner/nazi/incest/babyfur aboomination PERMANENTLY put onto his body (Tattoo removal is only for those who can afford it, not babyfur fucks). Good luck getting a job, dumbass. <s>[https://www.furaffinity.net/view/4939472/]</S> Unavailable, probably baleeted. Probably the first good idea the dude's had in a long time.
# [[shit nobody cares about|They're just drawings]]
# They don't want it to be


If you find out that you know a babyfur, it's best to mock them ruthlessly until they cry [[emo]] tears, then proceed to [[Pwn|IRL B&]] them.
==Cubbing out==
 
Babyfur tattoos
 
If wearing and shitting adult diapers just isnt dedicated enough to satisfy their sick fantasies. Get inked, its like that show LA ink but with 2X as many baby pedo fuck present. For instance this fuckwit decided to get his stoner/nazi/incest/babyfur aboomination PERMANENTLY put onto his body (Tatto removal is only for those who can afford it, not babyfur fucks) [http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4939472/]
 
==Cubbing Out==
They fantasize and [[roleplay]] as baby animals because they want to relive their childhood, only with [[moar]] [[faggotry]] and endless diapers. They call this roleplay '''cubbing out'''. This is similar to '''Chimping Out''', but involves furfags instead of nigras. They do this by drawing characters such as baby cats or whatever to be their [[Fursona]] and role play with that character, much to our [[lulz]].  
They fantasize and [[roleplay]] as baby animals because they want to relive their childhood, only with [[moar]] [[faggotry]] and endless diapers. They call this roleplay '''cubbing out'''. This is similar to '''Chimping Out''', but involves furfags instead of nigras. They do this by drawing characters such as baby cats or whatever to be their [[Fursona]] and role play with that character, much to our [[lulz]].  
[[Image:MunkandSkunk.jpg|thumb|left|You might find that most IRL pictures involving babyfurs are polaroid quality, unintentionally disturbing shit set in rooms littered with toys, with wallpaper out of any early 90s middle class american 6 year old's room. Sick obsession or [[retardation|developmental delay]]?]]


Cubbing out consists of typical baby stuff such as crawling and being selfish. Dressing up in overalls/dresses, and using diapers, pacifiers, and blankies is what gets them going.   
Cubbing out consists of typical baby stuff such as crawling and being selfish. Dressing up in overalls/dresses, and using diapers, pacifiers, and blankies is what gets them going.   
[[Image:Babyfur.jpg|thumb|left|A cartoon Babyfur [[Fursona]] '''cubbing out'''. Since it is probably played by a [[fag|transvestite]], that also makes this character a '''Sissyfur'''.]]


==Sissyfurs==
==Sissyfurs==
Some of the best babyfurs are dudes that like to be dressed as girls - Babyfur [[transvestites]] -  and are called sissyfurs. They get [[butthurt]] easily, and can't argue worth a shit.  
Some of the best babyfurs are dudes that like to be dressed as girls - babyfur [[transvestites]] -  and are called sissyfurs. They get [[butthurt]] easily, and can't argue worth a shit.  


Confrontation with sissyfurs (and babyfurs in general) usually end with them whining about being people too, and many sad emoticons.  
Confrontation with sissyfurs (and babyfurs in general) usually end with them whining about being people too, and many sad emoticons.  
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Basically, the babyfurs enjoy their accessories to add to their [[faggotry]]. This includes onesies, booties, plushies, and anything else that babies go apeshit over. One of the moar [[lulzy]] things being diapers. Apparently it gives them a sense of warmth and security, but let's face it...all it gives them is unnecessary moisture and diaper rash.
Basically, the babyfurs enjoy their accessories to add to their [[faggotry]]. This includes onesies, booties, plushies, and anything else that babies go apeshit over. One of the moar [[lulzy]] things being diapers. Apparently it gives them a sense of warmth and security, but let's face it...all it gives them is unnecessary moisture and diaper rash.


For roleplaying examples see the {{ljcomm|furry_daycare}} community on [[LiveJournal]].  
For roleplaying examples see the {{ljcommunity|furry-daycare}} community on [[LiveJournal]].  


'''(Beware - may make you sick!)'''
'''(Beware - may make you sick!)'''


==How to Successfully troll a Babyfur==
==How to successfully troll a babyfur==
Incredibly easy and will provide you with many hours of [[lulz|LULZ]]. By far the simplest method is to criticize their [[faggot|faggotry]] and/or suggest that they're [[you|mentally imbalanced]]. Another method is to criticize their [[CP|kiddie-porn]] or suggest that they themselves are [[CP]] loving [[Pedobear]] wannabe's but the best method is to use a logical approach to dismantle any defense they may use to make being a Babyfur acceptable.
Incredibly easy and will provide you with many hours of [[lulz]]. By far the simplest method is to criticize their [[faggot|faggotry]] and/or suggest that they're [[you|mentally imbalanced]]. Another method is to criticize their [[CP|kiddie-porn]] or suggest that they themselves are [[CP]] loving [[Pedobear]] wannabes, but the best method is to use a logical approach to dismantle any defense they may use to make being a Babyfur acceptable.
 
You'll be provided with either a tragic flame, massive [[BAWW]]ing, or an explosion of rainbow colored [[Faggot|faggotry.]] if you are entirely too lucky, you may even see a combination of any of those which will result in EXPONENTIAL [[lulz|LULZ]].
 
You CAN magnify these exponential lulz with one simple tip. Always remain patronisingly calm. Once you show any emotion other than the disgust that they deserve, they will claim victory so be very cautious as well as remain strong and in control.
 
Let ''Bear in the Big Blue House'' show you how...
 
 
{{frame|<youtube>sQP6zGjlnhc</youtube>|margin=auto}}


You'll be provided with either a Tragic Flame, Massive [[BAWW]]ing, or an explosion of rainbow colored [[Faggot|faggotry.]] if you are entirely too lucky, you may even see a combination of any of those which will result in EXPONENTIAL [[lulz|LULZ]].


You CAN magnify these Exponential LULZ with one simple tip. Always remain patronizingly calm. Once you show any emotion other than the disgust that they deserve, they will claim victory so be very cautious as well as remain strong and in control.
{{quote|My, you've grown,
You've got so tall,


==The Great Babyfur Raid of January 08==
Your diapers hardly fit at all.
 
It's time to get to know your potty chair...|''Bear in the Big Blue House'', trolling babyfurs everywhere.}}
 
==The Great Babyfur Raid of January 2008==
In January 2008, the site babyfur.com was [[Denial of Service|DDoSed]] at a rate of [[Over 9000|over 9,000]] gb/s as well as site security compromised leading to many [[lulz]].
In January 2008, the site babyfur.com was [[Denial of Service|DDoSed]] at a rate of [[Over 9000|over 9,000]] gb/s as well as site security compromised leading to many [[lulz]].


==SPECIAL MENTION: Shimajiro==
==SPECIAL MENTION: Shimajiro==
[[Image:Nazi teardrops.JPG|thumb|Shimajiro speaking on the dangers of [[Nazi|fascism]].]]
[[Image:Nazi teardrops.JPG|thumb|Shimajiro speaking on the dangers of [[Nazi|fascism]].]]
Shimajiro, a [[babyfur|tiger toddler]], is the [[retard|star]] of a [[shitting dick nipples|potty-training cartoon]] for Japanese infants.
Shimajiro, a [[babyfur|tiger toddler]], is the [[retard|star]] of a [[shitting dick nipples|potty-training cartoon]] for Japanese infants.


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Watch them - because [[you]] can also become a PA-PA-PANTS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
Watch them - because [[you]] can also become a PA-PA-PANTS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!


And finally, [[retard|if your kid still didn't get it]], an instructional [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zul_9QQMe_0 Shimajiro Toy].
And finally, [[retard|if your kid still didn't get it]], an instructional '''{{ytlink|Zul_9QQMe_0|Shimajiro Toy}}'''.
{{clear}}


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
 
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{{cg|Gallery of Babyfur|babyfurgallery|center|<gallery>
{{cg|Gallery of Babyfur|babyfurgallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Babyfur_press_release.jpg|For the lulz.
Image:Babyfur_press_release.jpg|For the lulz.
Image:DuckBabyFur_BAWW.gif
Image:BabyFurGoof.JPG
Image:BabyFurGoof.JPG
Image:Babyfurporn1.png
Image:Babyfurfag.jpg|Typical babyfur 'art'.
Image:Babyfurporn1.png|Why
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Babyfurporn2.png
Image:Babyfurporn2.png|are
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Image:Babyfurporn3.png|people
Image:Babyfurporn4.png
Image:Babyfurporn4.png|drawing
Image:Babyfurporn5.png
Image:Babyfurporn5.png|this
Image:Babyfurporn6.jpg
Image:Babyfurporn6.jpg|shit
Image:Babyfuremo.jpg|Standard Babyfur Emo
Image:Babyfuremo.jpg|Standard Babyfur Emo
Image:Babyfurdeaththreat.jpg|Standard Babyfur death threat.
Image:Babyfurdeaththreat.jpg|Standard Babyfur death threat.
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Image:Babyfur_back_tat.jpg|no one's ever going to see this outside of furcon and his mom's shower so it's okay
Image:Babyfur_back_tat.jpg|no one's ever going to see this outside of furcon and his mom's shower so it's okay
Image:Waaaaaage by astolpho.jpg|Oh, FUCK. GET IN THE SHELTER.
Image:Waaaaaage by astolpho.jpg|Oh, FUCK. GET IN THE SHELTER.
Image:Babygirlgadget.gif
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoBabyfurShirt.jpg|A babyfur proudly displaying his favorite [[Cum|jizz-stained]] shirt.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoBabyfurShirt.jpg|A babyfur proudly displaying his favorite [[Cum|jizz-stained]] shirt.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck1.jpg|Now viewing : A whole new level of sad.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoCamwhoreSickFuck1.jpg|Now viewing : A whole new level of sad.
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Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoSleep.jpg|A babyfur in his natural habitat.
Image:Sonmanic-GalleryPhotoSleep.jpg|A babyfur in his natural habitat.
Image:Alfranken.jpg|No, not Al Franken!
Image:Alfranken.jpg|No, not Al Franken!
Image:Damien turner looking diapered.jpg| [[Damien Turner]]
Image:Damien turner laying diaperred.jpg|
Image:Diaper_fag_damien_turner.jpg|
Image:Damien turner stand diaper.jpg|
Image:Damien turner rear view.jpg|
Image:Damien turner diapered legs.jpg|
Image:Damien turner diaper butt.jpg| [[shit]] his diaper
Image:Damien turner bent diapered.jpg|
Image:Damien Turner Doing -2 Diapered.jpg|
Image:Damien Turner Shirt Lift Diapered.jpg|
Image:Damien Turner Shirt Slight Lift Diapered.jpg|
Image:Damien Turner Thickly Diapered.jpg|
Image:Damien Turner in a sagging diaper.jpg|
Image:Damien_Turner_Diapering_Up.jpg|
Image:Damien Turner Checking His Diaper.jpg|
Image:Skyefox babyfag.jpg
Image:Skyefox babyfag.jpg
File:Diaper Charlie s Crying by Charlie Barkin.jpg|[[lie|Babyfurs are known for creating amazingly realistic art!]]
File:Diaper Charlie s Crying by Charlie Barkin.jpg|[[lie|Babyfurs are known for creating amazingly realistic art!]]
File:Tumblr lplr7ua58j1qgrkieo1 500.jpg|Children smoking [[weed]]...
File:Stinkkrinkly.jpg|[[Noone|Nobody]] wants to be a stinky crinkly.
File:Typical Pony Artwork.png|Even the [[bronies]] are getting in on the [[faggotry|fun]]!
File:Gross Adult Babies - 10.jpg|This babyfur was caught in the act.
File:Babyfurlucario2.jpg
</gallery>|0}}
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{{cg|Fapping material for sick fucks|babyfurgallery2|center|<gallery>
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</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_05.jpg
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Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_22.jpg
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_23.jpg
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Cub_Porn.jpg|Cub Porn
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Nanny_Goat_-_01.jpg
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Nanny_Goat_-_02.jpg
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_Nanny_Goat_-_03.jpg
Image:Changing_room_trouble.jpg|All babyfur "caregivers" are [[pedo|pedophilic]] rapists.
Image:Baby_Furs_-_Art_-_24.jpg
</gallery>|0}}
</gallery>|0}}
<br>
==See also==
*[[1 Bitch 9 Pups]] - instant cub porn classic
*[[Critter]]
*[[Diaperfur]]
*[[Infantilism]]
*[[Necrofur]] - Polar opposite.
*''[[Padded Ponies]]''
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Sick fucks]]
*''[[Softpaw Magazine]]''
===List of known babyfur scum===
*[[Alan The Panda]] - A pedo babyfur (natch) who was [[Party van|v&]].
*[[Alexreynard]]
*[[August Yifu]]
*[[Bastnfalkr]]
*[[COTI]]
*[[Crinklemon]]
*[[Crinklepedia]]
*[[Damaron]]
*[[Honey Buun1018]]
*''[[Incontinent Student Bodies]]''
*[[Joe Crusher Pickles]]
*[[Knuffy]]
*[[KurtBatz]]
*[[Luca Shoal]]
*[[Pamperchu]]
*[[Shmorky]]
*[[Simba Wion]]
*[[Sonmanic]]
*[[Suede Bear]]
*[[The Unknown Autobot]]
*[[TheWetRabbit]]
*[[Zareth]] - A babyfur, and a [[zoophile]].


==Links and a list of known babyfur scum==
==External links==
* [[Knuffy]]
*{{ljcommunity|baby-furs}}
* ''[[Incontinent Student Bodies]]''
*{{ljcommunity|babyfur}}
* [[Shmorky]]
*'''{{furaffinity|babyfursunited|Babyfurs United}}'''
* [[Luca Shoal]]
*{{ljcommunity|dirtyfurs}}
* [[COTI]]
*{{steamgroup|babyfur|An easily trollable babyfur Steam group}}.
* [[Crinklepedia]]
*<s>[http://babyfur.me Babyfur.me]</s> - A social network for the fucks. (dead) '''{{archive|HTSf|(Archived)}}'''
* [[Suede Bear]]
*<s>{{dauser|babyfurs|Babyfur group}}</s> on [[DeviantART]]. (gone) '''{{archive|2MNkR|(Archived)}}'''
* [[Simba Wion]]
* [[KurtBatz]]
* [[Bastnfalkr]]
* [[TheWetRabbit]]
* [[Alexreynard]]
* [[Damaron]]
* [http://astolpho.deviantart.com/ Astolpho]
* [[August Yifu]]
* [[Sonmanic]]
* [[Alan The Panda]] - a pedo Babyfur (natch) who was v&
* [[Zareth]] - a babyfur, and a [[zoophile]]
* [http://blazeheartpanther.deviantart.com Blazeheart Panther]
* [http://tavi-munk.deviantart.com Tavi-Munk]


==See Also==
===Links to individual babyfurs===
* [[Necrofur]] - Polar opposite.
*<s>{{dauser|astolpho|Astolpho}}</s> (b& or deleted) '''{{archive|oPymE|(Archived)}}'''
* ''[[Softpaw Magazine]]''
*{{dauser|babychrisfox|BabyChrisFox}}
* [[Critter]]
*{{dauser|blazeheartpanther|Blazeheart Panther}}
* [[Diaperfur]]
*<s>'''{{furaffinity|charlie_kit|Charlie Kit}}'''</s> (b& or deleted)
* [[Infantilism]]
*{{dauser|friskywoods|FriskyWoods}}
* [[Sick fucks]]
*'''{{furaffinity|karisplayground|Karisplayground}}''' (or simply Karis) &ndash; Marci McAdam's ex-husband who is a diaperfur who writes shitty diaper-related parodies of comic books.
* [[Pedophilia]]
*{{dauser|kennykitsune|Kenny Kitsune}}
* [[User:BabyDamien|Damien Turner]] -Uploaded pictures of himself in diapers to ED.
*'''{{furaffinity|marcimcadam|Marci McAdam}}''' &ndash; A furry artist who wastes her talent drawing convention badges for sick babyfurs.
==Links==
*{{dauser|tavi-munk|Tavi-Munk}}
* {{ljcomm|user=baby_furs}}  
<br>
* {{ljcomm|user=babyfur}}
* [http://www.furaffinity.net/user/babyfursunited Babyfurs United]
* {{ljcomm|user=dirtyfurs}}
* [http://steamcommunity.com/groups/babyfur An easily trollable babyfur Steam group]
* [http://babyfur.me Babyfur.me] , a Social Network for the fucks
* [http://babyfurs.deviantart.com/ Babyfur Group] on [[DeviantART]]
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Latest revision as of 01:38, 16 November 2024

A helpful Venn diagram. Most, if not all, babyfurs are diaperfurs, but not all diaperfurs are babyfurs. (However, it should be noted that all Adult Babies and all furries are still batshit insane.)

The junction of two equally disturbing fetish subcultures, a babyfur is a furry who is also an adult baby, and thus pretends to be an infant. They are full of faggotry and often have so many other disgusting fetishes that even normal furries hate them — normal being relative, of course. Essentially, a case of "You got your pedophilia in my bestiality!" They are truly two disgusting tastes that taste disgusting together. Ironically the only exception to this rule seems to be the "artists" who dislike most other babyfurs. One poll on a babyfur social networking site that asked if cub porn was the same as child pornography showed only a few answering yes, and the one furfag speaking out against pedophiles--who was not a babyfur herself but a "caretaker"--was flamed by other sick fucks. They said it wasn't CP because:

  1. They aren't human (ironically they've just admitted to being zoophiles).
  2. They're just drawings.
  3. They don't want it to be.

If you find out that you know a babyfur, it's best to mock them ruthlessly until they cry emo tears, then proceed to IRL B& them.

Babyfur tattoos

You might find that most IRL pictures involving babyfurs are polaroid quality, unintentionally disturbing shit set in rooms littered with toys, with wallpaper out of any early 90s middle class american 6 year old's room. Sick obsession or developmental delay?

If wearing and shitting adult diapers (as furries) just isn't dedicated enough to satisfy their sick fantasies. Get inked, its like that show L.A. Ink but with 2X as many baby pedo fuck present. For instance this fuckwit decided to get his stoner/nazi/incest/babyfur aboomination PERMANENTLY put onto his body (Tattoo removal is only for those who can afford it, not babyfur fucks). Good luck getting a job, dumbass. [1] Unavailable, probably baleeted. Probably the first good idea the dude's had in a long time.

Cubbing out

They fantasize and roleplay as baby animals because they want to relive their childhood, only with moar faggotry and endless diapers. They call this roleplay cubbing out. This is similar to Chimping Out, but involves furfags instead of nigras. They do this by drawing characters such as baby cats or whatever to be their Fursona and role play with that character, much to our lulz.

Cubbing out consists of typical baby stuff such as crawling and being selfish. Dressing up in overalls/dresses, and using diapers, pacifiers, and blankies is what gets them going.

Sissyfurs

Some of the best babyfurs are dudes that like to be dressed as girls - babyfur transvestites - and are called sissyfurs. They get butthurt easily, and can't argue worth a shit.

Confrontation with sissyfurs (and babyfurs in general) usually end with them whining about being people too, and many sad emoticons.

BabyShit

Basically, the babyfurs enjoy their accessories to add to their faggotry. This includes onesies, booties, plushies, and anything else that babies go apeshit over. One of the moar lulzy things being diapers. Apparently it gives them a sense of warmth and security, but let's face it...all it gives them is unnecessary moisture and diaper rash.

For roleplaying examples see the furry-daycare community on LiveJournal.

(Beware - may make you sick!)

How to successfully troll a babyfur

Incredibly easy and will provide you with many hours of lulz. By far the simplest method is to criticize their faggotry and/or suggest that they're mentally imbalanced. Another method is to criticize their kiddie-porn or suggest that they themselves are CP loving Pedobear wannabes, but the best method is to use a logical approach to dismantle any defense they may use to make being a Babyfur acceptable.

You'll be provided with either a tragic flame, massive BAWWing, or an explosion of rainbow colored faggotry. if you are entirely too lucky, you may even see a combination of any of those which will result in EXPONENTIAL LULZ.

You CAN magnify these exponential lulz with one simple tip. Always remain patronisingly calm. Once you show any emotion other than the disgust that they deserve, they will claim victory so be very cautious as well as remain strong and in control.

Let Bear in the Big Blue House show you how...



   
“ 		 
My, you've grown,

You've got so tall,

Your diapers hardly fit at all.

It's time to get to know your potty chair...
 

„
  		 

—Bear in the Big Blue House, trolling babyfurs everywhere.

The Great Babyfur Raid of January 2008

In January 2008, the site babyfur.com was DDoSed at a rate of over 9,000 gb/s as well as site security compromised leading to many lulz.

SPECIAL MENTION: Shimajiro

Shimajiro speaking on the dangers of fascism.

Shimajiro, a tiger toddler, is the star of a potty-training cartoon for Japanese infants.

As we know of the Japanese's favorite method of defecation, these videos are lulzy as hell and have a considerably high meme potential.

Watch them - because you can also become a PA-PA-PANTS MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!

And finally, if your kid still didn't get it, an instructional Shimajiro Toy.

Gallery


Gallery of Babyfur About missing Pics
  • For the lulz.
    For the lulz.
  • Typical babyfur 'art'.
    Typical babyfur 'art'.
  • Why
    Why
[Collapse GalleryExpand Gallery]
  • are
    are
  • people
    people
  • drawing
    drawing
  • this
    this
  • shit
    shit
  • Standard Babyfur Emo
    Standard Babyfur Emo
  • Standard Babyfur death threat.
    Standard Babyfur death threat.
  • This isn't funny.
    This isn't funny.
  • The omen of what is to come.
    The omen of what is to come.
  • This is how they start.
    This is how they start.
  • no one's ever going to see this outside of furcon and his mom's shower so it's okay
    no one's ever going to see this outside of furcon and his mom's shower so it's okay
  • Oh, FUCK. GET IN THE SHELTER.
    Oh, FUCK. GET IN THE SHELTER.
  • A babyfur proudly displaying his favorite jizz-stained shirt.
    A babyfur proudly displaying his favorite jizz-stained shirt.
  • Now viewing : A whole new level of sad.
    Now viewing : A whole new level of sad.
  • Dear lord...
    Dear lord...
  • Jesus Christ! Like anyone wants to see that blurry crotch!
    Jesus Christ! Like anyone wants to see that blurry crotch!
  • DO NOT WANT!
    DO NOT WANT!
  • STAB IT!!! OH GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE STAB IT!!
    STAB IT!!! OH GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE STAB IT!!
  • A babyfur's favorite scat & cum rag.
    A babyfur's favorite scat & cum rag.
  • Jesus fuck!!
    Jesus fuck!!
  • Behold, a babyfur attempting to do a goatse and tubgirl simultaneously.
    Behold, a babyfur attempting to do a goatse and tubgirl simultaneously.
  • Ugh!
    Ugh!
  • UUGH!
    UUGH!
  • ....words fail me.
    ....words fail me.
  • A babyfur in his natural habitat.
    A babyfur in his natural habitat.
  • No, not Al Franken!
    No, not Al Franken!
  • Babyfurs are known for creating amazingly realistic art!
    Babyfurs are known for creating amazingly realistic art!
  • Children smoking weed...
    Children smoking weed...
  • Nobody wants to be a stinky crinkly.
    Nobody wants to be a stinky crinkly.
  • Even the bronies are getting in on the fun!
    Even the bronies are getting in on the fun!
  • This babyfur was caught in the act.
    This babyfur was caught in the act.


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  • Cub Porn
    Cub Porn
  • All babyfur "caregivers" are pedophilic rapists.
    All babyfur "caregivers" are pedophilic rapists.


See also

List of known babyfur scum

External links

Links to individual babyfurs


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