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[[American Dad|'''Agent Smith''']] was previously believed to be a fictional character from the orgy of [[faggotry]] known as [[The Matrix]]. In a surprising twist, it turns out that [[Pixelbee#Her_sexual_relation_with_Sergeant_Smith|Agent Smith is real]] and is safeguarding your [[internets]] from the likes of [[EDiots]], [[/b/]]tards, and [[Neo]], but not [[16 year old girls]], [[pedophiles]], or [[Melmo]], the last of which he avoids entirely because Agent Smith has already been raped by a black person, named Morpheus.  
[[American Dad|'''Agent Smith''']] was previously believed to be a fictional character from the orgy of [[faggotry]] known as [[The Matrix]]. In a surprising twist, it turns out that [[Pixelbee#Her_sexual_relation_with_Sergeant_Smith|Agent Smith is real]] and is safeguarding your [[internets]] from the likes of [[EDiots]], [[B|/b/]]tards, and [[Neo]], but not [[16 year old girls]], [[pedophiles]], or [[Melmo]], the last of which he avoids entirely because Agent Smith has already been raped by a black person, named Morpheus.  


[[Image:Agent smith.jpg|frame|center|Agent Smith is also a deafie.]]
[[Image:Agent smith.jpg|frame|center|Agent Smith is also a deafie.]]


Not to be confused with Michael [[Argent009|Argent]] Smith.
Not to be confused with Michael [[Argent009|Argent]] Smith.
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==Some Videos==
==Some Videos==
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|'''[[Neo|Mr Anderson]]'''<br /><youtube>XooISvoZ_rs</youtube>
|<youtube>XooISvoZ_rs</youtube><br><center>'''[[Neo|Mr Anderson]]'''</center>
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==Interesting facts==
==Interesting facts==
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He is really [[transformers|Megatron]]
He is really [[transformers|Megatron]]


He is cosplays as [[lord of the rings|Elrond]]
He is cosplays as [[Lord of the Rings|Elrond]]


He can [[divide by zero]]. OH SHI-
He can [[divide by zero]]. OH SHI-
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Agent Smith is also a [[unfunny|funny]] [[gay|forced meme]] on [[Krautchan]] and the text FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT! (Fuck yes agent smith!) [[newfag|repeated ad infinitum]].
Agent Smith is also a [[unfunny|funny]] [[gay|forced meme]] on [[Krautchan]] and the text FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT! (Fuck yes agent smith!) [[newfag|repeated ad infinitum]].
{{rainbowsmall|FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!}}
{{rainbowsmall|FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!}}
==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
Image:Agent smith D.jpg|Grin Agent?
Image:Smith-cockmongler.jpg|Hes gonna do it.
Image:Smith-sparta.gif|[[Sparta|Madness...?]]
</gallery></center>


==See Also==
==See Also==
*[[The Matrix]]
*[[The Matrix]]
*[[Woll Smoth]]
*[[Woll Smoth]]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TboJUxTIaC4 Agent Smith once] [[pwned]] [[Morpheus]].


[[Category:Movies]]
==External links==
* {{ytlink|TboJUxTIaC4|Agent Smith once}} [[pwned]] [[Morpheus]].


==Gallery==
<gallery>
Image:Agent smith D.jpg|Grin Agent?
Image:Smith-cockmongler.jpg|Hes gonna do it.
Image:Smith-sparta.gif|[[Sparta|Madness...?]]
</gallery>


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{{Memes}}
{{Movies}}


{{TV}}
[[Category:People]]

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Agent Smith was previously believed to be a fictional character from the orgy of faggotry known as The Matrix. In a surprising twist, it turns out that Agent Smith is real and is safeguarding your internets from the likes of EDiots, /b/tards, and Neo, but not 16 year old girls, pedophiles, or Melmo, the last of which he avoids entirely because Agent Smith has already been raped by a black person, named Morpheus.

Agent Smith is also a deafie.

Not to be confused with Michael Argent Smith.

Some Videos

Interesting facts

He demands moar

He is really Megatron

He is cosplays as Elrond

He can divide by zero. OH SHI-

When he says the word Neo more than once a year, the universe kills itself.

He would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.

He wears slick glasses to prevent his laz0r eyes from destroying the Earth.

He can not kill Anonymous.

He is Anonymous.

He saved society from the evils of government oppression.

He owns the FBI Party Van.

Agent Smith's Caseload

Agent Smith on Krautchan

Agent Smith is also a funny forced meme on Krautchan and the text FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT! (Fuck yes agent smith!) repeated ad infinitum.

Gallery

See Also

External links


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Media

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