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[[Image:Salvia Painting.JPG|thumb|What you will see after smoking salvia]] | [[Image:Salvia Painting.JPG|thumb|What you will see after smoking salvia]] | ||
'''Salvia''' is a legal psychedelic, which means it's for the lulz. Salvia extracts are sold in head shops under various strengths ranging from 10x to over | '''Salvia''' is a legal [[drug|psychedelic]], which means it's [[for the lulz]]. Salvia extracts are sold in head shops under various strengths ranging from 10x to [[over 9000]]x, but the only thing these numbers really indicate is how much you're going to [[jews|have to pay for the shit]]. All extracts of salvia wear off in like 3-5 minutes, making the drug a huge waste of time, not to mention it tastes like straight up shit. Salvia is for losers who can't buy [[LSD]] or [[mushroom]]s because they are afraid of breaking the law and have no friends. | ||
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''Salvia divinorum'' (AKA Diviner's [[Sage]]) is still mostly legal in the US and Europe and induces [[chat log]]s like the following: | ''Salvia divinorum'' (AKA Diviner's [[Sage]]) is still mostly legal in the US and Europe and induces [[chat log]]s like the following: | ||
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'''[[PROTIP]]:''' Chew the leaves instead of smoking and it will last a bit longer. Better yet, sell it all to some 5th graders and buy a real hallucinogen. Or try eat the whole plant, this will result in <s>nothing</s> uber [[lulz]] | '''[[PROTIP]]:''' Chew the leaves instead of smoking and it will last a bit longer. Better yet, sell it all to some 5th graders and buy a real hallucinogen. Or try eat the whole plant, this will result in <s>nothing</s> uber [[lulz]] | ||
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==Saliva (disambiguation for the dyslexic)== | ==Saliva (disambiguation for the dyslexic)== | ||
Saliva (also referred to as spit, spittle or slobber) is the watery and usually frothy substance produced in the mouths of humans and most other | Saliva (also referred to as spit, spittle or slobber) is the watery and usually frothy substance produced in the mouths of humans and most other vertebrates. Spit can be used as lube for a fun anal sex experience [http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19131893]. Spitting or expectoration is the act of forcibly ejecting saliva or other substances from the mouth, and only in [[China]] or [[India]] is it considered socially acceptable, the filthy [[Asian]] bastards. Gleeting (also gleeking, gleeping, glitting, gleaking, glicking, glanding, geezing) is the projection of saliva from the submandibular gland upon compression by the tongue [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spitting#Gleeting], whatever the fuck that means. Finally '''Toxic Saliva''' is a spell from [[WoW]] and is thought to be inspired by the venomous gobbing of snakes, camels and slobbery dogs [http://www.wowhead.com/?spell=7125]. | ||
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Latest revision as of 05:26, 24 November 2022
Salvia is a legal psychedelic, which means it's for the lulz. Salvia extracts are sold in head shops under various strengths ranging from 10x to over 9000x, but the only thing these numbers really indicate is how much you're going to have to pay for the shit. All extracts of salvia wear off in like 3-5 minutes, making the drug a huge waste of time, not to mention it tastes like straight up shit. Salvia is for losers who can't buy LSD or mushrooms because they are afraid of breaking the law and have no friends.
Salvia divinorum (AKA Diviner's Sage) is still mostly legal in the US and Europe and induces chat logs like the following:
- khelair (12:20): that was the highest I've been and the clearest the ah-pon have been
- khelair (12:20): next time I'll communicate WITH them instead of just be a cog in their machine
- neurophyre (12:20):
- khelair (12:20): I'm serious
- khelair (12:22): salvia requires a more freeflowing, looping surface
- khelair (12:22): IN MULTIPLE DIMENSIONS
- neurophyre (12:22): you should start a salvia farm
- khelair (12:22): fuck THAT I need to start a CUNT
- khelair (12:22): er, CULT, even
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PROTIP: Chew the leaves instead of smoking and it will last a bit longer. Better yet, sell it all to some 5th graders and buy a real hallucinogen. Or try eat the whole plant, this will result in nothing uber lulz
Saliva (disambiguation for the dyslexic)
Saliva (also referred to as spit, spittle or slobber) is the watery and usually frothy substance produced in the mouths of humans and most other vertebrates. Spit can be used as lube for a fun anal sex experience [1]. Spitting or expectoration is the act of forcibly ejecting saliva or other substances from the mouth, and only in China or India is it considered socially acceptable, the filthy Asian bastards. Gleeting (also gleeking, gleeping, glitting, gleaking, glicking, glanding, geezing) is the projection of saliva from the submandibular gland upon compression by the tongue [2], whatever the fuck that means. Finally Toxic Saliva is a spell from WoW and is thought to be inspired by the venomous gobbing of snakes, camels and slobbery dogs [3].
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