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[[Image:Astablazia_bulldike.jpg|right|thumb|275px|<center><div style="text-decoration:blink">THAT'S HAWT!</div></center>]]
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{{ytuser|astablazia|Astablazia}}, or Garna Gae, is a 47 year old [[Internet tough guy|internet tough <s>guy</s>  <s>chick</s> guy]] and [[White trash|trailer trash]] [[Lesbian|bulldike]] who has recently become known for her [[Man the harpoons|intimidating camera presence]], [[Gay Diamond|androgenous physical appearance]], and tendency to [[Lolsuit|react poorly to trolls]] on [[YouTube]]. She basically spends 23 hours a day with her 400lb, [[unemployed]] fat ass glued to her chair, having her children bring her platefuls of slop on the hour, and whining incessantly about oh-so-nasty text comments. She seems to have [[Unrealistic expectations|unrealistic expectations]] of the tubes and tends to draw [[Attention whore|attention]] to herself via long rants against her "[[haters]]" - or anyone whom makes fun of her [[Tranny|personal life]] at all.  A migrant from [[The Promised Land]] she left a [[shitstain]] of [[tl;dw]] videos on the tubes (most of which she's [[Ragequit|removed]] on both sites), half filled with lulzy [[FBI]] and death threats, the other half filled with [[Flame|flames]] against her [[trolls]] and cries of "[[Oh noes|You don't scare me]]!!1!".   
{{yt|u|astablazia|Astablazia}}, or Garna Gae, is a 47 year old [[Internet tough guy|internet tough <s>guy</s>  <s>chick</s> guy]] and [[White trash|trailer trash]] [[Lesbian|bulldike]] who has recently become known for her [[Man the harpoons|intimidating camera presence]], [[Gay Diamond|androgenous physical appearance]], and tendency to [[Lolsuit|react poorly to trolls]] on [[YouTube]]. She basically spends 23 hours a day with her 400lb, [[unemployed]] fat ass glued to her chair, having her children bring her platefuls of slop on the hour, and whining incessantly about oh-so-nasty text comments. She seems to have [[Unrealistic expectations|unrealistic expectations]] of the tubes and tends to draw [[Attention whore|attention]] to herself via long rants against her "[[haters]]" - or anyone whom makes fun of her [[Tranny|personal life]] at all.  A migrant from [[The Promised Land]] she left a [[shitstain]] of [[tl;dw]] videos on the tubes (most of which she's [[Ragequit|removed]] on both sites), half filled with lulzy [[FBI]] and death threats, the other half filled with [[Flame|flames]] against her [[trolls]] and cries of "[[Oh noes|You don't scare me]]!!1!".   


== Moar asta[[Srsly|gayzia]] ==
== Moar asta[[Srsly|gayzia]] ==
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== Serial Killer Penpals ==
== Serial Killer Penpals ==


astablazia posted a blog revealing a "relationship" she had with serial killer [http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos Aileen Wuornos] (Yes, ''that'' Aileen Wuornos from the movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340855/ Monster]).  
astablazia posted a blog revealing a "relationship" she had with serial killer [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aileen_Wuornos Aileen Wuornos] (Yes, ''that'' Aileen Wuornos from the movie [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340855/ Monster]).  


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== astablazia today ==
== astablazia today ==
Whilst astablazia tried [[fail|various methods]] to deal with her trolls, her [[angst]] was at an all time high and she provided plenty of lulz.  Essentially, she was a product of the same stupidity that typifies all [[fucktarded]] internet lolcows (ie. [[Argent]], [[Pixelbee]], [[Redskull]], etc.) and proceeded to resort to the same threat of [[lolsuits]], getting the [[FBI]] to track down her trolls - basically every manner of typical [[ITG]] tact you can think of.  She ended up deleting nearly everything on both sites and disappearing shortly after her article was posted and promptly returning to her [[Basement dweller|glamorous]] life of surfing [[social networking]] sites for the nearest buzz-cutted, carpet-munching truck-driver.   
While astablazia tried [[fail|various methods]] to deal with her trolls, her [[angst]] was at an all time high and she provided plenty of lulz.  Essentially, she was a product of the same stupidity that typifies all [[fucktarded]] internet lolcows (ie. [[Argent]], [[Pixelbee]], [[Redskull]], etc.) and proceeded to resort to the same threat of [[lolsuits]], getting the [[FBI]] to track down her trolls - basically every manner of typical [[ITG]] tact you can think of.  She ended up deleting nearly everything on both sites and disappearing shortly after her article was posted and promptly returning to her [[Basement dweller|glamorous]] life of surfing [[social networking]] sites for the nearest buzz-cutted, carpet-munching truck-driver.   


{{quote|You BETTER be afraid!|[[Oh noes]]}}
{{quote|You BETTER be afraid!|[[Oh noes]]}}
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== Resources ==
== Resources ==
* {{ytuser|astablazia|Aztablazia on youtube}} Deleted Everything
* {{yt|u|astablazia|Aztablazia on youtube}} Deleted Everything
* [http://www.livevideo.com/astablazia astablazia on Live Video] Deleted everything
* [http://www.livevideo.com/astablazia astablazia on Live Video] Deleted everything
* <s>[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3588714127 astablazia on Bebo]</s> baleeted
* <s>[http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=3588714127 astablazia on Bebo]</s> baleeted

Latest revision as of 06:15, 13 January 2023

THAT'S HAWT!

Astablazia, or Garna Gae, is a 47 year old internet tough guy chick guy and trailer trash bulldike who has recently become known for her intimidating camera presence, androgenous physical appearance, and tendency to react poorly to trolls on YouTube. She basically spends 23 hours a day with her 400lb, unemployed fat ass glued to her chair, having her children bring her platefuls of slop on the hour, and whining incessantly about oh-so-nasty text comments. She seems to have unrealistic expectations of the tubes and tends to draw attention to herself via long rants against her "haters" - or anyone whom makes fun of her personal life at all. A migrant from The Promised Land she left a shitstain of tl;dw videos on the tubes (most of which she's removed on both sites), half filled with lulzy FBI and death threats, the other half filled with flames against her trolls and cries of "You don't scare me!!1!".

Moar astagayzia

Be afraid.
Attempting to have lipo with the oil rig.
:(
astablazia about to have lunch

astablazia originally posted a series of lulzy videos in reaction to some minor flame war no one gave a shit about, threatening to call the police and feds on her "haters". She decided the best course of action would be to go to YouTube and do the exact same thing. The following were just a few of them. Update: unsuprisingly, she soon disabled embeds on all her recent YouTube videos deleted everything. Oh sweet reality.

FBI



FBI



FBI



FBI



FBI



FBI



FBI

astablazia actually called Live Video about her haters... but couldn't get past customer service.

Serial Killer Penpals

astablazia posted a blog revealing a "relationship" she had with serial killer Aileen Wuornos (Yes, that Aileen Wuornos from the movie Monster).


Source

Reaction to Wikification


Astablazia Drops Dox

astablazia today

While astablazia tried various methods to deal with her trolls, her angst was at an all time high and she provided plenty of lulz. Essentially, she was a product of the same stupidity that typifies all fucktarded internet lolcows (ie. Argent, Pixelbee, Redskull, etc.) and proceeded to resort to the same threat of lolsuits, getting the FBI to track down her trolls - basically every manner of typical ITG tact you can think of. She ended up deleting nearly everything on both sites and disappearing shortly after her article was posted and promptly returning to her glamorous life of surfing social networking sites for the nearest buzz-cutted, carpet-munching truck-driver.

   
“ 		 
You BETTER be afraid!
  		„
  		 

—Oh noes

Quotes

   
“ 		 
Eat your own SHIT!
  		„
  		 

—astablazia, responding to her trolls, a Connoisseur of Scat

   
“ 		 
BITCH.... DONT COME TO MY PAGE AND START YOUR SHIT... BITCH... YOU GOT NOTHIGN NICE TO SAY, THEN KEEP YOUR FUCKIN MOUTH SHUT..... YOU GET BACK WHAT YOU GIVE.... PLAIN AND SIMPLE... FUCKIN GROW UP!
  		„
  		 

—astablazia, response to someone calling her fat

Trivia

  • From Odessa, Texas
  • Once killed someone scissoring.

Resources

External Links

See Also

Astablazia is part of a series on YouTube.

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Astablazia

is part of a series on
THE PROMISED LAND

People

Argent009 • AskTheTyrant • Astablazia • Caveman • Denalynnn • Faye006
Kyhell • MindWipe • NotKat • PencilLeadProductions • Victor1st

Live Video Departments

THE PROMISED LAND • ED Exodus into The Promised Land • The Promised Land/Lulzvasion • The First Plague: Fire • The Hatred Starts • Live Video Police Department • Star Trek Dweebs • TL;DW

Key: * means user has closed their Live Video Channel


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