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[[American Dad|'''Agent Smith''']] was previously believed to be a fictional character from the orgy of [[faggotry]] known as | [[American Dad|'''Agent Smith''']] was previously believed to be a fictional character from the orgy of [[faggotry]] known as [[The Matrix]]. In a surprising twist, it turns out that [[Pixelbee#Her_sexual_relation_with_Sergeant_Smith|Agent Smith is real]] and is safeguarding your [[internets]] from the likes of [[EDiots]], [[B|/b/]]tards, and [[Neo]], but not [[16 year old girls]], [[pedophiles]], or [[Melmo]], the last of which he avoids entirely because Agent Smith has already been raped by a black person, named Morpheus. | ||
[[Image:Agent smith.jpg|frame|center|Agent Smith is also a deafie.]] | [[Image:Agent smith.jpg|frame|center|Agent Smith is also a deafie.]] | ||
Not to be confused with Michael [[Argent009|Argent]] Smith. | Not to be confused with Michael [[Argent009|Argent]] Smith. | ||
==Some Videos== | ==Some Videos== | ||
<center>{{fv|T-pain|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | <center>{{fv|T-pain|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold; | ||
| | |<youtube>Uj-D6EiIq_0</youtube> | ||
| | |<youtube>E2c32SvJf54</youtube> | ||
|<youtube>XooISvoZ_rs</youtube><br><center>'''[[Neo|Mr Anderson]]'''</center> | |||
}} | }}</center> | ||
</center> | |||
==Interesting facts== | ==Interesting facts== | ||
He demands | He demands moar | ||
He is really | He is really [[transformers|Megatron]] | ||
He is cosplays as | He is cosplays as [[Lord of the Rings|Elrond]] | ||
He can | He can [[divide by zero]]. OH SHI- | ||
When he says the word ''[[Neo]]'' more than once a year, the universe kills itself | When he says the word ''[[Neo]]'' more than once a year, the universe kills itself. | ||
[[fact|He would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.]] | [[fact|He would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.]] | ||
He wears slick glasses to prevent his laz0r eyes from destroying the | He wears slick glasses to prevent his laz0r eyes from destroying the Earth. | ||
He can not kill | He can not kill Anonymous. | ||
He ''is'' | He ''is'' Anonymous. | ||
He [[V for Vendetta|saved society]] from the [[you|evils of government oppression.]] | He [[V for Vendetta|saved society]] from the [[you|evils of government oppression.]] | ||
He owns | He owns the [[party van|FBI Party Van]]. | ||
== Agent Smith's Caseload == | == Agent Smith's Caseload == | ||
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Agent Smith is also a [[unfunny|funny]] [[gay|forced meme]] on [[Krautchan]] and the text FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT! (Fuck yes agent smith!) [[newfag|repeated ad infinitum]]. | Agent Smith is also a [[unfunny|funny]] [[gay|forced meme]] on [[Krautchan]] and the text FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT! (Fuck yes agent smith!) [[newfag|repeated ad infinitum]]. | ||
{{rainbowsmall|FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!}} | {{rainbowsmall|FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!}} | ||
==Gallery== | |||
<center><gallery> | |||
Image:Agent smith D.jpg|Grin Agent? | |||
Image:Smith-cockmongler.jpg|Hes gonna do it. | |||
Image:Smith-sparta.gif|[[Sparta|Madness...?]] | |||
</gallery></center> | |||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[The Matrix]] | *[[The Matrix]] | ||
*[[Woll Smoth]] | *[[Woll Smoth]] | ||
[[ | ==External links== | ||
* {{ytlink|TboJUxTIaC4|Agent Smith once}} [[pwned]] [[Morpheus]]. | |||
{{ | {{Memes}} | ||
{{Movies}} | |||
[[Category:People]] | |||
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Agent Smith was previously believed to be a fictional character from the orgy of faggotry known as The Matrix. In a surprising twist, it turns out that Agent Smith is real and is safeguarding your internets from the likes of EDiots, /b/tards, and Neo, but not 16 year old girls, pedophiles, or Melmo, the last of which he avoids entirely because Agent Smith has already been raped by a black person, named Morpheus.
Not to be confused with Michael Argent Smith.
Some Videos
Previous Video | Next Video
Interesting facts
He demands moar
He is really Megatron
He is cosplays as Elrond
He can divide by zero. OH SHI-
When he says the word Neo more than once a year, the universe kills itself.
He would beat Chuck Norris in a fight.
He wears slick glasses to prevent his laz0r eyes from destroying the Earth.
He can not kill Anonymous.
He is Anonymous.
He saved society from the evils of government oppression.
He owns the FBI Party Van.
Agent Smith's Caseload
Agent Smith on Krautchan
Agent Smith is also a funny forced meme on Krautchan and the text FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT! (Fuck yes agent smith!) repeated ad infinitum.
FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!
FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!
FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!
FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!
FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!
FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!
FICK JA AGENT SCHMIDT!
Gallery
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Grin Agent? -
Hes gonna do it. -
See Also
External links
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Agent Smith is part of a series on Visit the Memes Portal for complete coverage. |
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Agent Smith is part of a series on Visit the Media Portal for complete coverage. |