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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror [[MMO]] created by a british cuntbag called [[British Scum|Neil Yates (AdminPwn)]] and his retarded brother ([[Creationist|Xaelath]]) in Neil's  basement. And just like [[typical|most browser-based games]] that has zombies in it, you can buy premium crap and spend your money like a dumbass [[shekels|on their brand of magic game money called credits]], which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. There's also the failure of a barter system where you would pray to god that you can find someone who won't trade you a fork for a minigun, this is considered to be a pointless system since no one wants to give away their shit. It also has a a gay forum where underage dweebs talk about their uninteresting life and [[bawww|cry]] how it's unfair that the items are too fucking expensive, it's notable that more people spend their time on there than the game, mostly due to the fact that they are lazy shits who can't go exploring in the game. The ''reward'' for getting to the top of the leader boards is having access to a [[elite|special shop]] that sells expensive shit that would be impossible for you to buy with the game money, so you have to buy credits to get more money, it is believed that the creators of the game did it on purpose to get more jew gold.
Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror [[MMO]] created by [[British Scum|Neil Yates (AdminPwn)]] and his brother ([[Creationist|Xaelath]]) in Neil's  basement. Just like most browser-based games, you can buy premium, or spend your [[Lie|hard-earned]] [[shit nobody cares about|on their brand of magic game money called credits]], which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. This is one of the few games that actually has a [[Lie|working]] barter feature where you can trade your [[jew gold|money]] for other people's overpriced crap. Has a functioning [[Gaia|forum]] where more people spend their time on than [[the game]]. Unlike most games, you actually get rewarded for spending countless hours of your [[lie|important]] life to get to the top of the leaderboard, your reward is access to a shop with the [[Fake|best equipment in the game]]. Too bad it all [[Fail|costs more in-game money than you have or ever will have]].
Oh yeah, and there's zombies.


*Also, [[Lolwut|Neil's father did a good amount of the work in the recent 3d version.]]
*Also, [[Lolwut|Neil's father did a good amount of the work in the recent 3d version.]]
[[Image:1270956105613.jpg|thumb|right|What you wish the game looks like.]]


[[Image:screenshot4.jpg|thumb|right|What the game actually looks like.]]
==Gameplay==


==Gameplay==
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You kill [[zombies]] with guns, [[Necrophilia|steal from dead people]], get [[raped]] by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play [[Killing Floor]], n00b.
You kill [[zombies]] with guns, [[Necrophilia|steal from dead people]], get [[raped]] by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play [[Killing Floor]], n00b.
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*'''[[Dildo|Melee]]''': One of the two types of weapons that actually do [[Lie|shit]]. Range from pocket knifes to [[weaboo|super pro japanese swords]], or the more [[Awesome|awesome]] [[Viking|battle axe]].
*'''[[Dildo|Melee]]''': One of the two types of weapons that actually do [[Lie|shit]]. Range from pocket knifes to [[weaboo|super pro japanese swords]], or the more [[Awesome|awesome]] [[Viking|battle axe]].
*'''Pistols''': [[Shit nobody cares about|A good weapon for noobs and pros alike]]. [[BullshitDoesn't make a lot of noise]] so zombies don't [[Zerg Rush]] on you.
*'''Pistols''': [[Shit nobody cares about|A good weapon for noobs and pros alike]]. Bullshit doesn't make a lot of noise so zombies don't [[Zerg Rush]] on you.
*'''Rifles''': See Pistols.
*'''Rifles''': See Pistols.
*'''Shotguns''': Weapon used for [[murder|killing]] lots of zombies [[lie|fast]].  
*'''Shotguns''': Weapon used for [[murder|killing]] lots of zombies [[lie|fast]].  
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'''Bosses'''
'''Bosses'''


*'''Titan''': [[Unoriginal|A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health.]] Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job.
*'''Titan''': [[Unoriginal|A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health.]] Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
*'''[[Your Mom|Mother]]''': Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal [[goatse]].
*'''Flaming Titan''': Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
*'''Giant Spider''': After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster;.
*'''[[Your Mom|Mother]]''': Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal [[goatse]].  
*'''Flaming Mother''': ready for round 2?
*'''Giant Spider''': After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
*'''Flaming Giant Spider''': This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
*'''[[Hentai|Wraith]]''': A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, [[sick fuck]]; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
*'''[[Hentai|Wraith]]''': A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, [[sick fuck]]; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
*'''Flaming Wraith''': Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
[[Image:ImagesCAKCLS0G.jpg‎|thumb|right| One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.]]
[[Image:ImagesCAKCLS0G.jpg‎|thumb|right| One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.]]


==Notable [[Basement Dweller|People]]==
'''Halloween Bosses''' This is temporary


===Players===
*'''Pumpkin Zombie''': Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
*'''Niki''': A very popular player, playing since the beginning of the game in '08. Known for never having spent any money on the game yet having an outstanding arsenal.
*'''Slender Man''': Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
*'''Lucas.''': Dead Frontier's most famous troll. Holds the record for largest number of bans and currently on a 1 year ban.
*'''[[nigger|Black Titan]]''': A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.
*'''AxionPrime''': [[basement dweller|One of the few level 200's]]. If you pay him enough money, he'll train you to be [[No|as cool as him]].
*'''[[Whore|Christina Jackson]]''': [[Fact|The only girl]] on the entire DF community. [[Bukkake|Owns]] [[Noob|Free Looters Union]] and [[Shit|Shadow Blades]].
*'''[[Emo|Gregg Stevens]]''': Another level 200, but he got [[b&]].
*'''[[Jew|Reznorock]]''': Owner of [[shit nobody cares about|V.O.I.D.]]. Donated all of his [[jew gold]] to get custom crap for the game. A noted [[Fat|oldfag]]. [[b&|Also a former moderator.]]
*'''Blaqk''': Owner of Entropy, which is basically the only difference between him and Reznorock. Another noted [[oldfag]]. Former Moderator.
*'''RuinOfTheDead''': Mostly [[Sick_fuck|normal]] unless [[Bullying|provoked]]. Joined a group of [[Basement_dwellers|pros]] and [[Cool_guy|doesn't boast about it everywhere on the forums]]. Is also a [[Brony|ponyfag]].
*'''mvp13''': Owner of [[Gay|Scarlet]] Sentinels.
*'''Sgt. Thompson''': DF's resident [[Art|artfag]].
*'''[[Furfag|Hanno25]]''': [[Faggot|Your average internet user.]] Is known for [[Idiot|history of creating dumbass threads making no sense whatsoever]], just [[Troll|to get you mad]], so he can [[Yiff|fap]] over his [[Retarded| accomplishment of winning an argument on the internet]]. [[Hater|Also makes]] [[Bullshit|legible arguments]] [[Hater|against]] [[Brony|ponyfags]].
*'''Deaths Aeon (Death's Æon)''': One of DF's [[Fucktard|wannabe pretty boys]], he likes to talk down his former clans in order to make himself feel better about [[Gay_pride|his past]]. Likes to spell his account name Death's Æon because [[Narcissist|he thinks it makes him look cool]].
*'''[[Nigger|Thewisefish]]''': Quite simply, [[poser|somebody]] you would just want to punch in the face upon meeting.
*'''MonsterSavona''': Just [[Bullying|laugh]] at this [[Transvestite|nobody]] and move on.
*'''HeirApparent''': [[rofl|AKA]] - Bloodlust, [[gay|Heirmet]], [[wtf|NoHairApparently]] or just "Heir", is one of the [[whore|easiest]] to troll players on DF, probably because they like to [[Fucktard|think they know what they're talking about]]. [[fail|Just like Andrew Kutches]], he has quit a million times... but you hope he'd just [[die|go away]].
*'''NobleV''': Another [[nigger|oldfag]] who got the [[penis|ban hammer]], but was framed because he interfered with [[Jew|Reznorock's]] [[cum|sucking]] of [[queer|AdminPwn's]] [[dick|"special weapon crafting machine".]]


===[[Jews|Staff]]===
==Gallery==
'''Protip''': Don't even try to figure out what the mods [[Nothing|do]].
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*'''[[British|AdminPwn]]''': Administrator. Rakes in tons of money from his overpriced credits.
Image:1270956105613.jpg|What you wish the game looks like.
*'''[[Christian|Xaelath]]''': Administrator and AdminPwn's brother. Goes onto Serious Discussion and talks down his users about why [[Religion|Christianity]] is [[Shotacon|good]].
Image:screenshot4.jpg|What the game actually looks like.
*'''[[Pretty Cool Guy|Crynsos]]''': Moderator. Runs the wiki. [[Fap|Doesn't do much more than that]].
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*'''MaFaHai''': Moderator.  [[Malaysia|Pacifinigger]].  
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*'''[[Psion Guild|PsyFiend420]]''': Moderator. Probably spends time on 420chan.
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*'''[[Spic|Akraix]]''': Moderator. [[Lolwut|Actually plays the game]].
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*'''yakkety''': Former-backseat moderator who [[Bullshit|was somehow given moderator powers]] in the chat rooms and later, his dream, the forums. He now has [[Narcissist|multiple pictures of himself "hanging" with other moderators]], and is also seen [[Faggot|constantly pretending to be of some authority on the forums.]] (When really, [[Truth|nobody gives a shit what he says.]])
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==Notable Clans==
==YouTube==
DF has a crapload of clans, these are the [[Gay|biggest]] and [[Shit|best]].
[[Image:fbfgfghid.jpg|thumb|right|They yiffed all the way into MMOs.]]
*'''V.O.I.D.''': Mods play favorite to this clan because the owner donated [[seriously|all his money]] to the developers. [[gay|The even have their own armor!!!]] If you want it, it costs twenty-thousand credits, which is five-hundred dollars (you can't make this shit up) of [[IRL]] money. [[no|Did I mention their clan mascot is Cthulhu?]]
*'''Free Looter's Union''': Take the [[Libtard|Democratic]] party and add a [[Whore|woman]] to [[Blowjob|lead]] them.
*'''Entropy''': Clan based off the philosophy of [[Bullshit|Chaos]] and [[Bullshit|Nothing]]. The clan ranks are copied from [[Fallout|Fallout's]] [[Gay|Caesar's Legion]]. They have a clan story which is [[lie|not emo at all]].
*'''Scarlet Sentinels''': [[Russia|FOR MOTHER RUSSIA!!!]]
*'''[[Furry|Furries Guild]]''': They ruin everything. It's sad that it's one of the biggest clans.  [[Lolwut|They are also the most literate users in the community, which says a lot about the other users.]]
*'''S.H.A.D.O.W.''': Only the most dedicated [[basement dwellers]] can get in this clan. [[Lie|Proficient trolls]], though. The owner authorized the creation of [[sock puppets]] on the Scarlet Sentinels website for [[Fail|trolling purposes]]. [[Shit Nobody Cares About|Lulz ensued when SS challenged SHADOW to a clan battle because of this.]]
*'''D.R.L.P.''': An oldfag clan, once ruined by [[Jew|Reznorock's]] [[lolwut|jealousy]]. Now they [[rape|lurk]] the streets of the inner city, hoping to [[semen|capture]] their [[Black_Jesus|past]] once again.


==Videos==
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==See Also==
==See Also==
* [[Zombies]]
* [[Zombies]]
* [[Zombie Apocalypse]]
* [[Zombie Apocalypse]]
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* [[Killing Floor]]
* [[Killing Floor]]
* [[Fanboy]]
* [[Fanboy]]
* [[Writing Yourself Into An Article]]
* [[Writing yourself into an article]]
{{main|Dead Frontier/Users}}


== External Links ==
== External Links ==

Latest revision as of 11:34, 5 January 2014

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Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by a british cuntbag called Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his retarded brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. And just like most browser-based games that has zombies in it, you can buy premium crap and spend your money like a dumbass on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. There's also the failure of a barter system where you would pray to god that you can find someone who won't trade you a fork for a minigun, this is considered to be a pointless system since no one wants to give away their shit. It also has a a gay forum where underage dweebs talk about their uninteresting life and cry how it's unfair that the items are too fucking expensive, it's notable that more people spend their time on there than the game, mostly due to the fact that they are lazy shits who can't go exploring in the game. The reward for getting to the top of the leader boards is having access to a special shop that sells expensive shit that would be impossible for you to buy with the game money, so you have to buy credits to get more money, it is believed that the creators of the game did it on purpose to get more jew gold.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.
Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Burning Zed IRL.
  • Regular Zed: A newfag zombie.
  • Fat Zed: Eats food like you;.
  • Burned Zed: A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
  • Radioactive Zed: A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
  • Burning Zed: A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
  • Leaper: The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.Seriously.
  • Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
  • Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
  • Bone: Common mutant on drugs.
  • Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
  • Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
  • Siren: Emo that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
  • Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

  • Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
  • Flaming Titan: Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
  • Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
  • Flaming Mother: ready for round 2?
  • Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
  • Flaming Giant Spider: This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
  • Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
  • Flaming Wraith: Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD
One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Halloween Bosses This is temporary

  • Pumpkin Zombie: Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
  • Slender Man: Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
  • Black Titan: A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.

Gallery

  • What you wish the game looks like.
    What you wish the game looks like.
  • What the game actually looks like.
    What the game actually looks like.

YouTube

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Dead Frontier Hacked Game Play
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You'll be running backwards the entire game
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Dead Frontier 3D Fort Pastor Mission Save The Data BUG (FAIL)
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DEAD FRONTIER 31 - Epic Fail Time!

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See Also

Moar info: Dead Frontier/Users.

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