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[[image:MissSunkistCarmen_Finger.jpg|thumb|right|Presenting [[shit|fecal-matter]] for scientific evaluation.]] | |||
{{quote|Hai. Im Carmen, Im 12 from Cali. Im not who you think I am im a bitch but I'm not afraid to show it.|Carmen|on her [[Jewtube]]}} | {{quote|Hai. Im Carmen, Im 12 from Cali. Im not who you think I am im a bitch but I'm not afraid to show it.|Carmen|on her [[Jewtube]]}} | ||
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She then comes back the next day on [[Jewtube]] and tries to make more videos about her [[USI|whorish life]], also taking dares from her [[pedophile|"fans"]], but the views only hit about 500 because the whole of 4chan was still too busy [[fapping]] to the still-fresh CP. [[White Knight]] [[Retards|Mods]] attacked her Jewtube account(s) and also foiled her attempts later that day to create another account. | She then comes back the next day on [[Jewtube]] and tries to make more videos about her [[USI|whorish life]], also taking dares from her [[pedophile|"fans"]], but the views only hit about 500 because the whole of 4chan was still too busy [[fapping]] to the still-fresh CP. [[White Knight]] [[Retards|Mods]] attacked her Jewtube account(s) and also foiled her attempts later that day to create another account. | ||
==Galleries== | ==Galleries== | ||
{{cg|Phases of Carmen's madness|Win|center|<gallery> | <!--{{cg|Phases of Carmen's madness|Win|center|<gallery> | ||
File:Dare_me2.jpg|Miss Carmen is <s>now taking dares.</s> | File:Dare_me2.jpg|Miss Carmen is <s>now taking dares.</s> | ||
File:Trolling.gif|Miss Carmen's troll face. | File:Trolling.gif|Miss Carmen's troll face. | ||
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File:SHARPIE-GOES-WHERE.jpg|yet? | File:SHARPIE-GOES-WHERE.jpg|yet? | ||
File:Im-on-Redtube.jpg|wtf? | File:Im-on-Redtube.jpg|wtf? | ||
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<center>'''[[Talk:MissSunkistCarmen|GALLERY CLOSED DUE TO AIDS]]'''</center> | |||
=Related [[JewTube|YouTube]] Videos= | =Related [[JewTube|YouTube]] Videos= | ||
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==Fail== | ==Fail== | ||
Carmen likes [[ | Carmen likes [[Second Life]]. That is all | ||
==Quotes== | ==Quotes== | ||
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*{{yt|xEllaINSANITYx}} | *{{yt|xEllaINSANITYx}} | ||
*{{twitter|xCarmenSunkist}} | *{{twitter|xCarmenSunkist}} | ||
*{{twitter|KaitlynMistic}} | *<s>{{twitter|KaitlynMistic}}</s> '''Baleeted!''' | ||
*{{myspace|kaitlynfrye}} | *<s>{{myspace|kaitlynfrye}}</s> '''Baleeted!''' | ||
*{{tumblr|xcarmenreneex}} | *{{tumblr|xcarmenreneex}} | ||
*[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001410316053&v=wall&story_fbid=149641185070909#!/profile.php?id=100001410316053&ref=ts <s>Facebook</s>] '''Baleeted!''' | *[http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001410316053&v=wall&story_fbid=149641185070909#!/profile.php?id=100001410316053&ref=ts <s>Facebook</s>] '''Baleeted!''' | ||
*[http://www.ustream.tv/user/MissSunkistCarmen Ustream] - '''b&''' (Copyright infringement) | |||
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{{Whores}} | {{Whores}} | ||
{{Trolls}} | {{Trolls}} | ||
[[Category:People]] | [[Category:People]] | ||
Latest revision as of 07:43, 24 November 2013
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/!\ WARNING /!\ MissSunkistCarmen was written by /b/tards about some "epic" shit they'll forget about in two weeks. |
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Add pixplzkthnx to MissSunkistCarmen Plz to be adding some pix now kthnx. Consult the image selection process for help, or just google up some pix.Plz remove this notice once there are plenty of pix. |
—Carmen, on her Jewtube | ||
Carmen, aka MissSunkistCarmen, is a 12 11 year old Jessi Slaughter wannabe that has posted more videos than any sane person would want to watch on Youtube. Wanting to attain the rank of "Tough Guy Girl on the Internet", she even went as far as to let nudes of her make their way to 4chan. UPDATE: Live noodz now.
The day 4chan stood still...and fapped
Last Thursday, Carmen went on a 4chan troll fest of epic proportions, starting off on a solemn note by pushing a brush handle up her ass. Once /b/tards got wind that she was underage, jailbait and on Stickam, over 9000 members of the 4chan userbase flooded the single chat room like sperm rushing to an egg. She starts showing her boobs and then shit gets serious, after all it is the Internet. She shuts off the lights and attempts to an hero on a chair, which fails miserably. In a fit of possibly fake sobs, she strips completely. She was finally b& from Stickam, though this took ridiculously long time because both the Stickam mods and FBI 4chan monitoring team were too busy fapping to the live CP before their own eyes.
She then comes back the next day on Jewtube and tries to make more videos about her whorish life, also taking dares from her "fans", but the views only hit about 500 because the whole of 4chan was still too busy fapping to the still-fresh CP. White Knight Mods attacked her Jewtube account(s) and also foiled her attempts later that day to create another account.
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Carmen likes Second Life. That is all
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— Carmen on Twitter September 6th | ||
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