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==Rule 34== | |||
===Rosechu=== | |||
{{cg|Rosechu Nudes|chrischanrosechunudes|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Rosechu Nudes|chrischanrosechunudes|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:RosechuNude1.jpg | Image:RosechuNude1.jpg | ||
Image:RosechuNude2.jpg | Image:RosechuNude2.jpg | ||
Image:RosechuNude3.jpg | Image:RosechuNude3.jpg | ||
Image:RosechuNude4.jpg | Image:RosechuNude4.jpg | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:RosechuNude5.jpg | Image:RosechuNude5.jpg | ||
Image:RosechuNude6.jpg | Image:RosechuNude6.jpg | ||
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===Chris-Drawn rule 34=== | |||
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{{cg|Chris-drawn rule 34|chrischanpersonalrule34|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Chris-drawn rule 34|chrischanpersonalrule34|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:ShecameforCWC.jpg|"She has come for me". <strike>Poor Crystal</strike> Poor Megan. | Image:ShecameforCWC.jpg|"She has come for me". <strike>Poor Crystal</strike> Poor Megan. | ||
Image:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Looks like he beat us to it. | Image:HedgehogsinFLuv.JPG|Looks like he beat us to it. | ||
Image:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and <s>Blackchu</s> Blake fucking on a spade, further proof that Chris is [[Not Racist]]. | Image:BubblesandBlackSonichu.JPG|Bubbles and <s>Blackchu</s> Blake fucking on a spade, further proof that Chris is [[Not Racist]]. | ||
Image:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Apparently Chris-chan imagines that women's vaginas would cry at the sight of him. For once he is 100% accurate. | Image:AngelicainGod'sEyes.JPG|Apparently Chris-chan imagines that women's vaginas would cry at the sight of him. For once he is 100% accurate. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:MaryWantsIt.jpg|He ruined Mary Lee Walsh! | Image:MaryWantsIt.jpg|He ruined Mary Lee Walsh! | ||
Image:SonichuNotPhotos.JPG|Contrary to popular belief these ARE NOT PHOTOS, BUT WERE HAND DRAWN BY CHRIS HIMSELF! | Image:SonichuNotPhotos.JPG|Contrary to popular belief these ARE NOT PHOTOS, BUT WERE HAND DRAWN BY CHRIS HIMSELF! | ||
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|}} | |}} | ||
==Chris-Chan== | |||
{{achtung|SOME OF THESE PICTURES ARE FUCKING DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED}} | |||
===N00dz=== | |||
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{{cg|Chris-chan Noodz|chrischannoodz|center| | {{cg|Chris-chan Noodz|chrischannoodz|center|{{quote|"After absorbing the power of the 7 Chaos Emeralds,<br/> | ||
{{quote|"After absorbing the power of the 7 Chaos Emeralds,<br/> | |||
Sonichu transforms into his Super-Form where he is<br/> | Sonichu transforms into his Super-Form where he is<br/> | ||
invincible beyond compare. He can fly sky-high and<br/> | invincible beyond compare. He can fly sky-high and<br/> | ||
has the most powerful Lightining Attacks."|Chris-chan}} | has the most powerful Lightining Attacks."|Chris-chan}}| | ||
<gallery> | <gallery> | ||
Image:firstEmailorz.JPG|It all started with this E-mail to fake Blanca. fake Blanca asked for noodz, fake Blanca got noodz, Chris threw a shitfit because he didn't want his peepee exposed all over the internet (I didn't save that conversation, sorry) and lulz were had by all. | Image:firstEmailorz.JPG|It all started with this E-mail to fake Blanca. fake Blanca asked for noodz, fake Blanca got noodz, Chris threw a shitfit because he didn't want his peepee exposed all over the internet (I didn't save that conversation, sorry) and lulz were had by all. | ||
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Image:CWCpeepee.JPG|If you look closely, you can see Sonichu... and your last shred of humanity slip away. | Image:CWCpeepee.JPG|If you look closely, you can see Sonichu... and your last shred of humanity slip away. | ||
Image:CWCs-Weeping-Pickle.jpg|It does also help if you don't jerk off before taking said photos. [[Noone]] wants to see your pickle dripping [[Semen|mank]] in a photo. | Image:CWCs-Weeping-Pickle.jpg|It does also help if you don't jerk off before taking said photos. [[Noone]] wants to see your pickle dripping [[Semen|mank]] in a photo. | ||
Image: | Image:cwccomeuppancemedallion.JPG|Crystal (plus your thousands of brothers and sisters), meet Sonichu! | ||
Image:Fctcvictory1.jpg|It is delicious [[Chris-chan]] cock, I must put my logo on it. Sad news for you, Chris, that broke-ass fucking thing won't fit in a vagina, unless it's similar in size to a toilet bowl. | Image:Fctcvictory1.jpg|It is delicious [[Chris-chan]] cock, I must put my logo on it. Sad news for you, Chris, that broke-ass fucking thing won't fit in a vagina, unless it's similar in size to a toilet bowl. | ||
Image:Fctcvictory2.jpg|Loch ness monster or the queen from Alien? Either way its looking at the camera like its ready to attack. | Image:Fctcvictory2.jpg|Loch ness monster or the queen from Alien? Either way its looking at the camera like its ready to attack. | ||
Image: | Image:cwcduckling.JPG|I spy a tumor IT'S NOT A TOOMAH | ||
Image:Chris-chan-anime-sex-doll.gif|Chris-chan fucking what appears to a pool float but is actually his anime sex doll, while calling out "Julie" the name of yet another genuinely interested [[troll|sonichu girl]]. | Image:Chris-chan-anime-sex-doll.gif|Chris-chan fucking what appears to a pool float but is actually his anime sex doll, while calling out "Julie" the name of yet another genuinely interested [[troll|sonichu girl]]. | ||
Image:Cwcspin-UncleBastard.gif|[[Meatspin|It's CWCspin]]! | Image:Cwcspin-UncleBastard.gif|[[Meatspin|It's CWCspin]]! | ||
Image:Autistic dick .jpg|Autistic Dick! | |||
Image:Cwcsampler2.png|Jerkop? Moar like JERKop, amirite? | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
|}} | |}} | ||
===Preop pics=== | |||
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{{cg|Tranny|chrischantranny|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Tranny|chrischantranny|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:CWCpanties1.JPG | |||
Image:CWCpanties2.JPG | |||
Image:cwcpanties3.JPG | |||
Image:chrischanonepiecebikini.jpg | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | </gallery>|<gallery> | ||
Image:CWChugemipples.JPG|[[Gynecomastia]] | Image:CWChugemipples.JPG|[[Gynecomastia]] | ||
Image:CWCSweetTransvestite.JPG|Fuck you internet.Srsly. | Image:CWCSweetTransvestite.JPG|Fuck you internet.Srsly. | ||
Image: | Image:Chris chan rubbing manboobs.gif|It's a trap! | ||
Image: | Image:wtf chris.jpg|Chris doing his weird ass cosplay for MLP at a weeaboo convention on August 2015. | ||
File:chrischantwerking.gif|We're gonna need a bigger everything to kill it. | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
|}}<br><br> | |}}<br><br> | ||
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</ | ===Shoops=== | ||
{{Cg|Shoops|shoopsgallery|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:ChrisisNOTGAY.jpg|I'm not quite sure but [[this looks shopped]]. | |||
Image:Staystraight.jpg|[[Not gay]] | |||
Image:Chrischanraep3.jpg | |||
Image:CWC Fanart 2.png| | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:26yovirgin.jpg|Chris-chan's alternate title to his DVD. | |||
Image:Cwcforestgump2 copy.jpg|Chris-Chan posing as one of his famous relatives. | |||
Image:Chrischanjoker.gif|[[Why So Serious?]] | |||
Image:Pattidog.png|His poor dead dog | |||
Image:Chrisfaces.jpg | |||
Image:CWCMerry_xmas.JPG|Chris Chan celebrating the holiday season | |||
Image:Advicechris.jpg|Chris giving his [[fail|best]] advice to his [[trolls|fans]]. | |||
Image:Cwcsa8.gif | |||
Image:Cwc_salty_iced_tea.jpg|What was going through his mind. | |||
Image:CWCdisapoint.jpg|[[I am disappoint]] | |||
Image:Cwc cool.gif | |||
Image:Chris was so cash.jpg|Chris was so cash | |||
Image:Emochris.jpg|If only Chris-chan was emo. | |||
Image:Findchriswomen.jpg|Even Google attempts to help Chris in his quest to find love. | |||
Image:Cwcraep.jpg|It's pretty much a given. | |||
Image:President_Chris-chan.jpg|A typical day in CWCville. | |||
Image:CWCBitchesDunno.png|Chris is a [[Tard|High Functioning Autistic]]. | |||
Image:Chris_Chan_Method_Acting_Spacey.png|Method-acting is Methodical. | |||
File:Chris-chan Bane.jpg|Bane | |||
Image:Chris_chan_washed_up_emo.jpg | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
===Non-sex photos, very few of these=== | |||
{{cg|Non-Sex Photos|cwcsfwphotos|center|<gallery> | |||
Image:1223342220151.jpg|A photo of a round, unintelligent object.... and a basketball. | |||
Image:Chris-Chan-BABYGOTBACK.jpg|[[Eye bleach|OH GOD I CAN'T UNSEE IT]] | |||
Image:CWC12.gif|His younger, thinner, more Street Wise days. [[Lie|NOTE: Leaning against a graffiti covered wall instantly makes you more hip and sexually attractive!]] | |||
Image:AnnaBD.JPG|Another image that Chris uploaded to this article. How he ended up in this poor woman's house is a mystery. | |||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:CWCMonica.jpg|Chris’ greatest achievement is him getting close to a voice actor at an anime convention. Note the fear in her eyes, and the uneasy, forced smile. | |||
Image:Chrischan patti.jpg|Why do ''I'' get the feeling that he's into bestiality? | |||
</gallery>}} | |||
==Art== | |||
===Fanart=== | |||
<div class="fanart"> | <div class="fanart"> | ||
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{{cg|Fanart Gallery|fanartgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Fanart Gallery|fanartgallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Chris_chan_hero.png|Not true, but might as well happen one day. | |||
File:Manchild.png | File:Manchild.png | ||
File:1cwcpenishead111.png|Chris want woman | |||
Image:Maryleezeta-alt.jpg | Image:Maryleezeta-alt.jpg | ||
Image:Chrischannasty.jpg|Trolls, huh? | Image:Chrischannasty.jpg|Trolls, huh? | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:Brownstripedone32.jpg | Image:Brownstripedone32.jpg | ||
Image:CWCpickleman.JPG|He knew I was the nigga in the picklesuit impersonating Blanca again,yet he still sent me the pictures. It's like he wants the world to laugh at him or something. | |||
Image:ClydeCash34.jpg|Chris-chan has anal sex with Clyde Cash. | Image:ClydeCash34.jpg|Chris-chan has anal sex with Clyde Cash. | ||
Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg | Image:Mary-lee-Walsh.jpg | ||
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Image:Sonichumudkips.jpeg|Maybe Chris-chan just doesn't like spoofy, fucked-up parodies. | Image:Sonichumudkips.jpeg|Maybe Chris-chan just doesn't like spoofy, fucked-up parodies. | ||
Image:Chrischan sonichu fanart by dunkleosteus.jpg|Chris-chan, like many of us, has [[Aspierations|aspirations]]. | Image:Chrischan sonichu fanart by dunkleosteus.jpg|Chris-chan, like many of us, has [[Aspierations|aspirations]]. | ||
Image:Sonichu MAH BOI.png|SONICHU [[LINK MAH BOIIIII|MAH BOI]] | Image:Sonichu MAH BOI.png|SONICHU [[LINK MAH BOIIIII|MAH BOI]] | ||
Image:Deliciouswoodenbadge.png|[[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich|Christian Can't Enjoy His Badgewich.]] | Image:Deliciouswoodenbadge.png|[[Krystal Can't Enjoy Her Sandwich|Christian Can't Enjoy His Badgewich.]] | ||
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Image:Chrischangood.JPG | Image:Chrischangood.JPG | ||
Image:SONICHUUUUUUUUU.PNG | Image:SONICHUUUUUUUUU.PNG | ||
Image:Picklecat.jpg|[[That fucking cat|IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE...]] | Image:Picklecat.jpg|[[That fucking cat|IF I SEE ONE MORE FREAKIN' PICKLE...]] | ||
Image:Cwcwtf.jpg | Image:Cwcwtf.jpg | ||
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Image:CWCLOLLOLLOL.jpg|CWC doesn't support gays but he DOES support pedos. | Image:CWCLOLLOLLOL.jpg|CWC doesn't support gays but he DOES support pedos. | ||
Image:Sonichu is very handy.png|CWC was finally deflowered at the hand of his own creation, ironically. | Image:Sonichu is very handy.png|CWC was finally deflowered at the hand of his own creation, ironically. | ||
Image:Bass tuba.jpg | |||
Image:NewGameSonichuHunt.jpg|∗∗∗NEW∗∗∗ Full 3D Rendered FPS. Remember to Reload. | Image:NewGameSonichuHunt.jpg|∗∗∗NEW∗∗∗ Full 3D Rendered FPS. Remember to Reload. | ||
Image:Chris-Chan.jpg|If only Chris-Chan could trip balls, maybe his life wouldn't suck so much. | Image:Chris-Chan.jpg|If only Chris-Chan could trip balls, maybe his life wouldn't suck so much. | ||
Image:sonichu.jpg|Sonichu agrees, the wooden badge IS delishus. | Image:sonichu.jpg|Sonichu agrees, the wooden badge IS delishus. | ||
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Image:ExcuseMe.JPG|Why else would you give someone an outfit? | Image:ExcuseMe.JPG|Why else would you give someone an outfit? | ||
Image:Slurp1.png|How the fuck does this work? | Image:Slurp1.png|How the fuck does this work? | ||
Image:Mariochu.jpg|It's-a-me! Mariochu!© (Original character) | Image:Mariochu.jpg|It's-a-me! Mariochu!© (Original character) | ||
Image:Sonichumachinecode.jpg|Chris-Chan loves it when you tell him that Sonichu is a registered trademark of anon. | Image:Sonichumachinecode.jpg|Chris-Chan loves it when you tell him that Sonichu is a registered trademark of anon. | ||
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Image:Rosechuwhoops.jpg | Image:Rosechuwhoops.jpg | ||
Image:Patti_doomed.JPG|Patti Chandler, one lucky dog. | Image:Patti_doomed.JPG|Patti Chandler, one lucky dog. | ||
Image:Chanster.JPG | Image:Chanster.JPG | ||
Image:Cwcfapmeg.jpg | Image:Cwcfapmeg.jpg | ||
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Image:Picklechu.jpg | Image:Picklechu.jpg | ||
Image:Pickle_crusher.JPG | Image:Pickle_crusher.JPG | ||
Image:Chris Chan Norman Rockwell.jpg | |||
Image:Cwcfridays.jpg|Better times for Chris-Chan. | Image:Cwcfridays.jpg|Better times for Chris-Chan. | ||
Image:FromGuise2CWC.jpg|[[User:Guise|I]] [[rape|love]] [[you]], [[faggot|Chris-chan]]. | Image:FromGuise2CWC.jpg|[[User:Guise|I]] [[rape|love]] [[you]], [[faggot|Chris-chan]]. | ||
Image:Chriscadd.jpg|This is why Chris-Chan can't get a fucking job. | Image:Chriscadd.jpg|This is why Chris-Chan can't get a fucking job. | ||
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Image:Cwcreaction.jpg|This is how you react to Chris Chan nudes. | Image:Cwcreaction.jpg|This is how you react to Chris Chan nudes. | ||
Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.gif|She was a true patriot. | Image:Maryleewalshpatriot.gif|She was a true patriot. | ||
Image:Chris-Chan.png | |||
Image:Chandlers34.gif | Image:Chandlers34.gif | ||
Image:Jason and CWC 34.JPG|Jason Kendrick Howell no longer needs his woman slave! | Image:Jason and CWC 34.JPG|Jason Kendrick Howell no longer needs his woman slave! | ||
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Image:ILL-FUCK-YOU-UPG.png | Image:ILL-FUCK-YOU-UPG.png | ||
Image:Zapina34.jpg | Image:Zapina34.jpg | ||
Image:cwcdoom.JPG | Image:cwcdoom.JPG | ||
Image:Cwcfanarts.PNG | Image:Cwcfanarts.PNG | ||
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Image:Drycow.GIF|Gather your pickles, it's the last round up partner | Image:Drycow.GIF|Gather your pickles, it's the last round up partner | ||
Image:SonichuCHINA.JPG | Image:SonichuCHINA.JPG | ||
Image:Sonichu_and_Rosechu's_sex_change.jpg|Time to swap sexes. | Image:Sonichu_and_Rosechu's_sex_change.jpg|Time to swap sexes. | ||
Image:Fellatio_for_sonichu's_existance.jpg|Suck Satan's cock, and perhaps Sonichu will become a reality. | Image:Fellatio_for_sonichu's_existance.jpg|Suck Satan's cock, and perhaps Sonichu will become a reality. | ||
Image:Picklepuss.jpg | Image:Picklepuss.jpg | ||
Image:PickleMen.jpg|[[Gentlemen]] | Image:PickleMen.jpg|[[Gentlemen]] | ||
Image:Chris chan crazy eyes.png | |||
Image:Animu_Mary_Lee_Walsh.jpg | Image:Animu_Mary_Lee_Walsh.jpg | ||
Image:202358_-_Chris-chan_Sonichu.PNG | Image:202358_-_Chris-chan_Sonichu.PNG | ||
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Image:Cwcraepclock.jpg|It will happen eventually. | Image:Cwcraepclock.jpg|It will happen eventually. | ||
Image:Sonichewrule63d.jpg | Image:Sonichewrule63d.jpg | ||
Image:Zappin.PNG|Chris-chan's "butt garments" | Image:Zappin.PNG|Chris-chan's "butt garments" | ||
Image:Sonichu_Cygnus.jpg| By [[LittleCloud]]. | Image:Sonichu_Cygnus.jpg| By [[LittleCloud]]. | ||
Image:SONICHUNROSECHULOL.png|[[Lie|Totally not gay]] | Image:SONICHUNROSECHULOL.png|[[Lie|Totally not gay]] | ||
Image:Bob the Lumberjack.PNG|Bob Chandler | Image:Bob the Lumberjack.PNG|Bob Chandler | ||
Image:CWCwhysoautistic.jpg|[[Autism|Why So Autistic?]] | Image:CWCwhysoautistic.jpg|[[Autism|Why So Autistic?]] | ||
Image:CWC_Going_Native.jpg|Chief Shits-in-Pants is angry that you have messed with the Cherokees. | Image:CWC_Going_Native.jpg|Chief Shits-in-Pants is angry that you have messed with the Cherokees. | ||
Image:Chrischantardcard.PNG|Chris Chan collectors card. | Image:Chrischantardcard.PNG|Chris Chan collectors card. | ||
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File:Chandler fixed.jpg|A shoop showing what Chris was [[gay|really]] thinking. | File:Chandler fixed.jpg|A shoop showing what Chris was [[gay|really]] thinking. | ||
File:Chris chandler rule 63.jpg|I'd hit it,with my pickle. | File:Chris chandler rule 63.jpg|I'd hit it,with my pickle. | ||
Image:True_love.jpg|An artist's rendering of Chris and his true love, Julie. | Image:True_love.jpg|An artist's rendering of Chris and his true love, Julie. | ||
Image:imfamous.jpg|If Chris had a game, it would be a [[PS3]] exclusive. "NEVAR on [[Xbox 360|HEX BAWX]], as Chris would say. | Image:imfamous.jpg|If Chris had a game, it would be a [[PS3]] exclusive. "NEVAR on [[Xbox 360|HEX BAWX]], as Chris would say. | ||
File:Chandler_fanart_1.jpg|An artists rendition of the Target incident when his pants were pulled down by the [[cop|jerkops]]. | File:Chandler_fanart_1.jpg|An artists rendition of the Target incident when his pants were pulled down by the [[cop|jerkops]]. | ||
Image: | File:Make out.png | ||
Image:CWC Fanart 1.jpg | |||
Image:ChrisStrut.png | |||
File:Cwcmonkeys.jpg | |||
File:ChrisDVDCD.jpg | |||
File:Chris chan hero.jpg | |||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
|}} | |}} | ||
===Sonichu Remade=== | |||
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{{cg|'''Sonichu Remade'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|'''Sonichu Remade'''|fcgallery|center|<gallery perrow=5> | ||
Image:Issue 1 - .jpg|Why? | |||
Image: | Image:Issue 1 - 1 copy.jpg|WHY??? | ||
Image: | Image:Issue 1 - 2 copy.jpg|God! | ||
Image: | Image:Issue 1 - 3 copy.jpg|Oh, GOD!!! | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | Image:Issue 1 - 4 copy.jpg|If only Chris knew... | ||
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=5> | |||
Image:SCRM_-0-05.jpg | Image:SCRM_-0-05.jpg | ||
Image:SCRM_-0-06.jpg | Image:SCRM_-0-06.jpg | ||
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|}}<br><br> | |}}<br><br> | ||
===Original Art=== | |||
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{{cg|Original Art Gallery|originalartgallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Original Art Gallery|originalartgallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Chrischan sample.jpg|Wishful thinking will get you nowhere. | Image:Chrischan sample.jpg|Wishful thinking will get you nowhere. | ||
Image:Chris-chan_match.png|"About average... Athletic and toned... Slender..." | Image:Chris-chan_match.png|"About average... Athletic and toned... Slender..." | ||
Image:Chrischan axe.jpg|"Did you bathe?" [[fail|"No."]] Not showering + Axe = [[sarcasm|LADIES]]<br>[[wtf|'May I orbit your belt Orion?']] | Image:Chrischan axe.jpg|"Did you bathe?" [[fail|"No."]] Not showering + Axe = [[sarcasm|LADIES]]<br>[[wtf|'May I orbit your belt Orion?']] | ||
Image:ku_klux_chan.JPG|Racism? In MY Sonichu? Yeah, actually. | Image:ku_klux_chan.JPG|Racism? In MY Sonichu? Yeah, actually. | ||
</gallery>|<gallery> | |||
Image:Chrischanstraw.jpg|Why do I get the feeling that he wants to suck a dick? | Image:Chrischanstraw.jpg|Why do I get the feeling that he wants to suck a dick? | ||
Image:SonichuBalls.JPG|Why do I get the feeling that he wants to fondle balls? | Image:SonichuBalls.JPG|Why do I get the feeling that he wants to fondle balls? | ||
Image:Cwcsm.jpg|Why do I get the feeling that he's a bondage freak? | Image:Cwcsm.jpg|Why do I get the feeling that he's a bondage freak? | ||
Image:Chris_mongler.jpg|Why do I get the feeling that he wants to [[cockmongler|mongle some cocks]]? | Image:Chris_mongler.jpg|Why do I get the feeling that he wants to [[cockmongler|mongle some cocks]]? | ||
Image:Chris Pony.jpg|PLEASE KILL ME | Image:Chris Pony.jpg|PLEASE KILL ME | ||
Image:SonichuNewPony.jpg|One of the many My Little Pony dolls Chris has made. [[Burn it with fire!]] | Image:SonichuNewPony.jpg|One of the many My Little Pony dolls Chris has made. [[Burn it with fire!]] | ||
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Image:Cwcyahooanswers.PNG|Chris on [[Yahoo! Answers]], tryin' to get [[fucked|lucky]] (and [[fail]]ing.) | Image:Cwcyahooanswers.PNG|Chris on [[Yahoo! Answers]], tryin' to get [[fucked|lucky]] (and [[fail]]ing.) | ||
Image:CWCHookCafeFrontPage.jpg|Chris makes the front page of his local alt weekly... just not as [[an hero]] | Image:CWCHookCafeFrontPage.jpg|Chris makes the front page of his local alt weekly... just not as [[an hero]] | ||
Image:SchuSubE6P5.JPG|Incest fantasy | Image:SchuSubE6P5.JPG|Incest fantasy | ||
Image:SchuComic8Page30.jpg|"Ah, yes, the 'bonus round' of honest, true love and romance..." | Image:SchuComic8Page30.jpg|"Ah, yes, the 'bonus round' of honest, true love and romance..." | ||
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Image:Sonichu finger.PNG|[[rage|FFFFFFFFF]][[FGSFDS|Fgsfds]] | Image:Sonichu finger.PNG|[[rage|FFFFFFFFF]][[FGSFDS|Fgsfds]] | ||
Image:SchuComicPage27.jpg|"In the end, hell say, 'One girlfriend, please.' Because he'll probably [[fail]] again..." | Image:SchuComicPage27.jpg|"In the end, hell say, 'One girlfriend, please.' Because he'll probably [[fail]] again..." | ||
Image:Blacksonichu.png|Sonichu + grape soda = Nigrachu. | Image:Blacksonichu.png|Sonichu + grape soda = Nigrachu. | ||
Image:000010hg.jpg|CWC's latest sweetheart? | Image:000010hg.jpg|CWC's latest sweetheart? | ||
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Image:A free girlfriend for christian.jpg|An all-too-serious model of the ad Chris would like to see in a legitimate publication. | Image:A free girlfriend for christian.jpg|An all-too-serious model of the ad Chris would like to see in a legitimate publication. | ||
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==Various== | |||
===Medallions=== | |||
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{{cg|Medallion Get|medalliongallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Medallion Get|medalliongallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Sonic FAIL crew.jpg|Isn't that Crayola Model Magic? | Image:Sonic FAIL crew.jpg|Isn't that Crayola Model Magic? | ||
Image:Sonicjewback.jpg|SEEEKRIT SYMBOLS | Image:Sonicjewback.jpg|SEEEKRIT SYMBOLS | ||
Image:CWCletter.jpg|A letter Chris sent with the medallions. | Image:CWCletter.jpg|A letter Chris sent with the medallions. | ||
Image:1223343773634.jpg|An average /b/tard with his new Sonichu medallion. | Image:1223343773634.jpg|An average /b/tard with his new Sonichu medallion. | ||
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Image:sonichu medal comparison.gif|An overlapping comparison of the two medallions. | Image:sonichu medal comparison.gif|An overlapping comparison of the two medallions. | ||
Image:Kitteh-sonichu.jpg|Absolute proof that the medallion isn't actually a pussy deflector after all! | Image:Kitteh-sonichu.jpg|Absolute proof that the medallion isn't actually a pussy deflector after all! | ||
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===Email trolling=== | |||
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{{cg|Email Trolling|emailngallery|center|<gallery> | {{cg|Email Trolling|emailngallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:Chrischan's_reply.PNG|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN' has gone down in infamy. The same Anon shortly after drew the image he requested and send it off. | Image:Chrischan's_reply.PNG|MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN' has gone down in infamy. The same Anon shortly after drew the image he requested and send it off. | ||
Image:Chrischan_reply_2.PNG|Oh lawd... | Image:Chrischan_reply_2.PNG|Oh lawd... | ||
Image:Chrischan_reply_3.PNG|Oh lawd again... | Image:Chrischan_reply_3.PNG|Oh lawd again... | ||
Image:Chrischan_reply_4.PNG|Do you think he'll like all these? | Image:Chrischan_reply_4.PNG|Do you think he'll like all these? | ||
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Image:Chrischan_reply_5.PNG|Oh. I guess not. OH SHITS HE KNOWS!!11 | Image:Chrischan_reply_5.PNG|Oh. I guess not. OH SHITS HE KNOWS!!11 | ||
Image:Chrischan_reply_6.PNG|[[That Fucking Cat|IF I SEE THAT PICKLE ONE MORE TIME]] | Image:Chrischan_reply_6.PNG|[[That Fucking Cat|IF I SEE THAT PICKLE ONE MORE TIME]] | ||
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===Ebaumsworlds=== | |||
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{{cg|EbaumsWorld |ebaumsgallery|center | {{cg|EbaumsWorld|ebaumsgallery|center|<gallery> | ||
Image:lovebeadstd2.jpg|Chris-chan bought butt beads. No, srsly. | Image:lovebeadstd2.jpg|Chris-chan bought butt beads. No, srsly. | ||
Image:chrischanbuys1.jpg|He's a proud owner of Space Nuts:Collectors Edition. | Image:chrischanbuys1.jpg|He's a proud owner of Space Nuts:Collectors Edition. | ||
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==Advice Chris== | |||
A spin-off of the original [[Advice Dog]] meme, '''Advice Chris''' employs the same premise of putting foolish advice or other dumb phrases on a colorful picture of a character's face. Where Advice Dog's background is a fairly simple rainbow pattern, subsequent Advice memes have adopted other patterns and color schemes. In the case of Advice Chris, the rainbow pattern is used, with Chris's head pasted in the center. While the text for Advice (X) memes can say virtually anything, the Advice Chris images are naturally expected to be somehow related to things Chris has said or done. | |||
The meme has also been applied to [[troll|fan]]-favorite character [[Pot|Yawning Squirtle]], with the text typically referencing the dazed and confused look on his face. | |||
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Image:Advicechris.jpg| [[Rape|You know what that means...]] | |||
Image:Homobad.JPG|Chris wearing his mother's undergarments. | |||
Image:Advicechris0.jpg|Oh exploitable. | |||
Image:Advicechris2.jpg | |||
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<noinclude>[[Category:Galleries]] | <noinclude>[[Category:Galleries]] | ||
[[Category:People]]</noinclude> | [[Category:People]]</noinclude> |
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Rule 34
Rosechu
Chris-Drawn rule 34
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"She has come for me".
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Looks like he beat us to it.
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Bubbles and
BlackchuBlake fucking on a spade, further proof that Chris is Not Racist. -
Apparently Chris-chan imagines that women's vaginas would cry at the sight of him. For once he is 100% accurate.
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He ruined Mary Lee Walsh!
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Contrary to popular belief these ARE NOT PHOTOS, BUT WERE HAND DRAWN BY CHRIS HIMSELF!
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Rosechu comic hidden page.
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Rosechu pegging Sonichu?
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Now with less pickles!
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Silvana Rosechu is a dickgirl.
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Note how the head of his penis is as large as his head.
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Chris drew this to prove he's not a homo
Chris-Chan
SOME OF THESE PICTURES ARE FUCKING DISTURBING. VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED |
N00dz
—Chris-chan |
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It all started with this E-mail to fake Blanca. fake Blanca asked for noodz, fake Blanca got noodz, Chris threw a shitfit because he didn't want his peepee exposed all over the internet (I didn't save that conversation, sorry) and lulz were had by all.
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He wouldn't take Sonichu's head off his shlong at first, seriously. I think he wants Sonichu to give him fellatio.
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Only a straight man like Chris believes that a woman wants to see his anus.
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He shaves his cock because he asked Megan once how she likes it and she said she preferes shaven men. Also note the telltale redmarks under his moobs. This is evidence that Chris has worn/still wears a bra.
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Baby got back!
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If you look closely, you can see Sonichu... and your last shred of humanity slip away.
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Crystal (plus your thousands of brothers and sisters), meet Sonichu!
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It is delicious Chris-chan cock, I must put my logo on it. Sad news for you, Chris, that broke-ass fucking thing won't fit in a vagina, unless it's similar in size to a toilet bowl.
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Loch ness monster or the queen from Alien? Either way its looking at the camera like its ready to attack.
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I spy a tumor IT'S NOT A TOOMAH
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Chris-chan fucking what appears to a pool float but is actually his anime sex doll, while calling out "Julie" the name of yet another genuinely interested sonichu girl.
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Autistic Dick!
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Jerkop? Moar like JERKop, amirite?
Preop pics
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Fuck you internet.Srsly.
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It's a trap!
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Chris doing his weird ass cosplay for MLP at a weeaboo convention on August 2015.
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We're gonna need a bigger everything to kill it.
Shoops
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I'm not quite sure but this looks shopped.
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Chris-chan's alternate title to his DVD.
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Chris-Chan posing as one of his famous relatives.
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His poor dead dog
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Chris Chan celebrating the holiday season
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What was going through his mind.
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Chris was so cash
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If only Chris-chan was emo.
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Even Google attempts to help Chris in his quest to find love.
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It's pretty much a given.
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A typical day in CWCville.
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Chris is a High Functioning Autistic.
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Method-acting is Methodical.
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Bane
Non-sex photos, very few of these
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A photo of a round, unintelligent object.... and a basketball.
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His younger, thinner, more Street Wise days. NOTE: Leaning against a graffiti covered wall instantly makes you more hip and sexually attractive!
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Another image that Chris uploaded to this article. How he ended up in this poor woman's house is a mystery.
Art
Fanart
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Not true, but might as well happen one day.
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Chris want woman
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Trolls, huh?
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He knew I was the nigga in the picklesuit impersonating Blanca again,yet he still sent me the pictures. It's like he wants the world to laugh at him or something.
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Chris-chan has anal sex with Clyde Cash.
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The only reasonable and inexpensive idea he could ever fucking think of.
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The evil Mary Lee Walsh
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ENHANCED REMAKE
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Epic win
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E-mail sender's art of Rosechu with pickles.
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A man for the women.
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Chris-chan in five years.
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Sonichu, I . . .
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Fatass loser, I . . .
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Win!
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...I HAD TO CLEAN UP SOME CAT CRAP...
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The final battle.
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A metaphorical representation of Chris-chan's relationship with Mary Lee Walsh.
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Chris Chan in The Dark Knight
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Chris-chan: The Animated Series
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Rosechu with GOAR pickles.
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Found on 4chan's /b/. Depicting the true origin of Sonichu.
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Maybe Chris-chan just doesn't like spoofy, fucked-up parodies.
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Chris-chan, like many of us, has aspirations.
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SONICHU MAH BOI
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"Yo-ho-ho, he took a bite of Autism!"
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A warning to all anons
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Sronikjew Hredgehawg
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Rosechu with MOAR Pickles!
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Latest Comic!
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"OMG ORIGINAL CHARACKTERZ DO NOT STEEL!
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Zappin' to the Extreme.
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How to change fail into
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Faggot version.
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OC Battle!
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Chris' Imaginary Twin Sister doesn't have a problem with the evil Mary Lee Walsh.
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fapfapfap
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Chris's mantra. (Dadaism)
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Posted on his site's shitty guestbook.
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The reason CWC hates black people.
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Even Furries don't like Sonichu.
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When Sega and Nintendo's dicks collide in the fertile mind of an Ass-pie.
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CWC gets his card crushed.
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CWC doesn't support gays but he DOES support pedos.
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CWC was finally deflowered at the hand of his own creation, ironically.
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∗∗∗NEW∗∗∗ Full 3D Rendered FPS. Remember to Reload.
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If only Chris-Chan could trip balls, maybe his life wouldn't suck so much.
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Sonichu agrees, the wooden badge IS delishus.
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Meet him at HIGH NOON.
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LET'S GO GHOSTBUSTERS LET'S GO. LET'S GO LET'S GO
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Why else would you give someone an outfit?
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How the fuck does this work?
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It's-a-me! Mariochu!© (Original character)
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Chris-Chan loves it when you tell him that Sonichu is a registered trademark of anon.
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The best thing about being trolled by ED isn't taking disgusting nudes, it's showing everyone online I did.
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A wild Sonichu has appeared.
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Be on the look out for Fruition brand pickles and sugar cookies. YUM!
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We all know how furry CWC is.
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Her ovaries are inside of her like you asked...
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Patti Chandler, one lucky dog.
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Mediocre pic that Chris was impressed by, failing to realise it was troll art
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This sums up the recent shenanigans of Chris.
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Better times for Chris-Chan.
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This is why Chris-Chan can't get a fucking job.
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Real Sonichu fanart?
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This is how you react to Chris Chan nudes.
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She was a true patriot.
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Jason Kendrick Howell no longer needs his woman slave!
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Sonichu meets Jissouseki!
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The perfect gift for your sweetheart this holiday season!
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He's obviously a lady's man, in his own mind of course.
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This is easier on the eyes
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New and approved!
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Some Anon made Wiki realise that Jimmy Hill is the One True Sonichu Creator!!!1oneoneone1one1!!!!!
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Gather your pickles, it's the last round up partner
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Time to swap sexes.
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Suck Satan's cock, and perhaps Sonichu will become a reality.
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Artists that suicide become legends Chris :)!
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What happened to Megan?
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Someone requested a fetish picture of Rosechu. Srs.
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Another date stolen!
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It will happen eventually.
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Chris-chan's "butt garments"
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By LittleCloud.
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Bob Chandler
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Chief Shits-in-Pants is angry that you have messed with the Cherokees.
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Chris Chan collectors card.
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Cloudy With a Chance of Pickles.
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CWCmas Delivery.
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Chris-chan got trolled by Arthur.
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Jewgrounds artist's take on Sonichu.
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Another jew joins in.
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See Asperchu
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CTRL ALT Delete made a comic on Chris-chan. Notice the axe.
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A shoop showing what Chris was really thinking.
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I'd hit it,with my pickle.
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An artist's rendering of Chris and his true love, Julie.
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An artists rendition of the Target incident when his pants were pulled down by the jerkops.
Sonichu Remade
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Why?
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WHY???
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God!
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Oh, GOD!!!
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If only Chris knew...
Original Art
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Wishful thinking will get you nowhere.
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"About average... Athletic and toned... Slender..."
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Racism? In MY Sonichu? Yeah, actually.
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Why do I get the feeling that he wants to suck a dick?
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Why do I get the feeling that he wants to fondle balls?
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Why do I get the feeling that he's a bondage freak?
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Why do I get the feeling that he wants to mongle some cocks?
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PLEASE KILL ME
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One of the many My Little Pony dolls Chris has made. Burn it with fire!
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He "creams" of getting married to his future sweetheart. Author-inserted fantasy much?
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There is seriously something wrong with this guy
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OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK
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"Do I believe the Official-Rule-Violating adamstackhouse, or do I believe the Honest, Autistic CWCSonichu?"
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Chris makes the front page of his local alt weekly... just not as an hero
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Incest fantasy
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"Ah, yes, the 'bonus round' of honest, true love and romance..."
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This is so stupid it made me rage. (WTF, Lead guitar hero?)
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CHRIS = GOD
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OH WOW, "Adult Chronicles" wasn't a joke after all!
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"In the end, hell say, 'One girlfriend, please.' Because he'll probably fail again..."
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Sonichu + grape soda = Nigrachu.
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CWC's latest sweetheart?
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Yawning Squirtle after smoking a joint.
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An all-too-serious model of the ad Chris would like to see in a legitimate publication.
Various
Medallions
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Isn't that Crayola Model Magic?
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SEEEKRIT SYMBOLS
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A letter Chris sent with the medallions.
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An average /b/tard with his new Sonichu medallion.
Email trolling
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MASTURBATIN' AND SQUIRTIN' has gone down in infamy. The same Anon shortly after drew the image he requested and send it off.
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Oh lawd...
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Oh lawd again...
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Do you think he'll like all these?
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Oh. I guess not. OH SHITS HE KNOWS!!11
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This won't end well.
Ebaumsworlds
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Chris-chan bought butt beads. No, srsly.
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He's a proud owner of Space Nuts:Collectors Edition.
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And he bought a love doll...
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As if that wasn't enough, he then purchased another love doll.
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Ah, yes, the Velvet Touch Masturbator, for the fine gentleman. May I recommend the Superstud Power Ring to go with that?
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Chris likes redlight girls!
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What a combo. Tommy Lee and Pam Uncensored and a Waterproof Pocket Rocket. Wait, Wat? Man, his ass needs lots of stimulation.
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And, to top it all off... A Booty Licious Love Doll.
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Chris sends his naked pictures to unsuspecting minors :(
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Ever wonder what Chris said to Megan to piss her off so much? (She's totally lying. If Chris was actually hot instead of ugly, Megan would bang him in an instant. Life is full of women banging and getting pregnant by dumb guys.)
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And wonder what she said to him? Ouch, burned!
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OMG HAX :-(
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Suddenly, pickles. HUNDREDS OF THEM.
Advice Chris
A spin-off of the original Advice Dog meme, Advice Chris employs the same premise of putting foolish advice or other dumb phrases on a colorful picture of a character's face. Where Advice Dog's background is a fairly simple rainbow pattern, subsequent Advice memes have adopted other patterns and color schemes. In the case of Advice Chris, the rainbow pattern is used, with Chris's head pasted in the center. While the text for Advice (X) memes can say virtually anything, the Advice Chris images are naturally expected to be somehow related to things Chris has said or done.
The meme has also been applied to fan-favorite character Yawning Squirtle, with the text typically referencing the dazed and confused look on his face.
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Chris wearing his mother's undergarments.
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Oh exploitable.