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[[Image:ejs.jpg|thumb|left|IRL Attorney at Lol Edgar J. Steele. His wife is "of 19 years" age.]] | [[Image:ejs.jpg|thumb|left|IRL Attorney at Lol Edgar J. Steele. His wife is "of 19 years" age.]] | ||
[[File:Suebaskocard.png|thumb|left|Typical business card of an attorney at lol.]] | |||
We take frivolous legal threats very seriously. | We take frivolous legal threats very seriously. | ||
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*[[hardvice]] | *[[hardvice]] | ||
*[[Ray Gordon]] - Has tried to sue Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, among others, with absolute failure. | *[[Ray Gordon]] - Has tried to sue Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, among others, with absolute failure. | ||
*[[jesuitx]] — jesuitx was awarded his certification by Stanford Lol in July 2006 | *[[jesuitx]] — jesuitx was awarded his certification by Stanford Lol in July 2006 | ||
*[[Fred Bauder]] — disbarred [[IRL]], now the chief justice of the [[Wikipedia]] Supreme Court | *[[Fred Bauder]] — disbarred [[IRL]], now the chief justice of the [[Wikipedia]] Supreme Court | ||
*[[Kelly Martin]] — law school drop out... of course that makes it (is it a he or a she... who knows) well qualified. | *[[Kelly Martin]] — law school drop out... of course that makes it (is it a he or a she... who knows) well qualified. | ||
*[[ | *[[FreeSaiyan|Ryan Gentle]] — What's better than a known scammer? A known scammer who isn't afraid to take all you bitches to Internet Court, that's what! | ||
*[[Jack Thompson]] — Loves Tetris | *[[Jack Thompson]] — Loves Tetris | ||
*[[Phoenix Wright]] — The original attorney at lol. | *[[Phoenix Wright]] — The original attorney at lol. | ||
*[[Charles Carreon]] — Currently suing every last person on the Internet. | *[[Charles Carreon]] — Currently suing every last person on the Internet. | ||
*[[Sue Basko]] - Supplements her cases against trolls with witchcraft. | |||
[[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] | [[Category:Drama-generating techniques]] |
Latest revision as of 13:18, 20 August 2024
We take frivolous legal threats very seriously.
Qualified Attorneys at Lol
- weev — graduated from the distinguished Bann Towne University, concentrating on e-settlements
- hardvice
- Ray Gordon - Has tried to sue Google, Microsoft and Yahoo, among others, with absolute failure.
- jesuitx — jesuitx was awarded his certification by Stanford Lol in July 2006
- Fred Bauder — disbarred IRL, now the chief justice of the Wikipedia Supreme Court
- Kelly Martin — law school drop out... of course that makes it (is it a he or a she... who knows) well qualified.
- Ryan Gentle — What's better than a known scammer? A known scammer who isn't afraid to take all you bitches to Internet Court, that's what!
- Jack Thompson — Loves Tetris
- Phoenix Wright — The original attorney at lol.
- Charles Carreon — Currently suing every last person on the Internet.
- Sue Basko - Supplements her cases against trolls with witchcraft.