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{{quote|Christopher Columbus not only opened the door to a [[NWO|New World]] but also set an example for us all, by showing what monumental feats can be accomplished through [[Rape|perseverance]] and [[Murder|faith]].| George H.W. Bush}} | |||
'''Christopher Columbus''' is seen by History as a badass for his genocide of those ugly brown Natives in North America, and every year [[America]] celebrates the progress of Western civilization with a propaganda campaign known as ''[[Namefag|Columbus Day]]''. About 500 years ago Columbus set off to collect jewgolds for the [[Catholic]] [[Church]]. Arriving in a lush land in [[Numbers|1492]] now known as America, a [[shit]]ty infested with diseases concrete jungle that was once a peaceful beautiful Indian paradise. He spoke of the 3 million Taino Indians who came out to greet them as the friendliest and kindest people in the World; he than systematically enslaved, raped, and killed them at such a rate that by 1555 every single one of them was dead. This was the lulziest thing done to those ugly, brown people and taught many of them to even hate themselves before being murdered by the superior White culture. | |||
== Thanksgiving == | ==[[Thanksgiving]] - the day fat pasty [[Americans]] celebrate their [[Victory]] over the brown [[Indian]]s by [[eating]]== | ||
His perseverance and faith has made him a manifested destiny in which our American (or American-styled for all you [[Canadian]], [[European]], and so on readers of this article who celebrate Christopher's Holiday) Government decided that [[God]] wanted [[White]] [[Christian]]s to take over the continent. Their God clearly didn't like the 100 million [[Native American]]s who lived in harmony with nature as 99% of them were systematically murdered. So every year we celebrate this fact with a national Holiday known as Thanks Giving Day, fuck even Canadians and Europeans are forced to celebrate this Holiday. We all go out and buy something in the store, heat it, and say we cooked it ourselves or even dare I say made it at home. | His perseverance and faith has made him a manifested destiny in which our American (or American-styled for all you [[Canadian]], [[European]], and so on readers of this article who celebrate Christopher's Holiday) Government decided that [[God]] wanted [[White]] [[Christian]]s to take over the continent. Their God clearly didn't like the 100 million [[Native American]]s who lived in harmony with nature as 99% of them were systematically murdered. So every year we celebrate this fact with a national Holiday known as Thanks Giving Day, fuck even Canadians and Europeans are forced to celebrate this Holiday. We all go out and buy something in the store, heat it, and say we cooked it ourselves or even dare I say made it at home. | ||
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Because we'll all be too busy eating and so called Celebrating unaware that the few remaining Native Americans hold a national day of mourning on the same day as a protest against this invasion. | Because we'll all be too busy eating and so called Celebrating unaware that the few remaining Native Americans hold a national day of mourning on the same day as a protest against this invasion. | ||
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==See also== | ==See also== | ||
Latest revision as of 21:33, 16 September 2021
— George H.W. Bush | ||
Christopher Columbus is seen by History as a badass for his genocide of those ugly brown Natives in North America, and every year America celebrates the progress of Western civilization with a propaganda campaign known as Columbus Day. About 500 years ago Columbus set off to collect jewgolds for the Catholic Church. Arriving in a lush land in 1492 now known as America, a shitty infested with diseases concrete jungle that was once a peaceful beautiful Indian paradise. He spoke of the 3 million Taino Indians who came out to greet them as the friendliest and kindest people in the World; he than systematically enslaved, raped, and killed them at such a rate that by 1555 every single one of them was dead. This was the lulziest thing done to those ugly, brown people and taught many of them to even hate themselves before being murdered by the superior White culture.
Thanksgiving - the day fat pasty Americans celebrate their Victory over the brown Indians by eating
His perseverance and faith has made him a manifested destiny in which our American (or American-styled for all you Canadian, European, and so on readers of this article who celebrate Christopher's Holiday) Government decided that God wanted White Christians to take over the continent. Their God clearly didn't like the 100 million Native Americans who lived in harmony with nature as 99% of them were systematically murdered. So every year we celebrate this fact with a national Holiday known as Thanks Giving Day, fuck even Canadians and Europeans are forced to celebrate this Holiday. We all go out and buy something in the store, heat it, and say we cooked it ourselves or even dare I say made it at home.
Nobody is to speak of those Native Americans who were murdered that day, the obesity crisis of the First World, or the animal abuse that's x2 worse in the factories who sell the poisoned food to the fatties. Especially are you not to speak of land theft, genocide, or destruction of culture. If you do you will be hunted down by the Illuminati and hung for all to see in the middle of town as a reminder to never use REAL TRUTH or your FREEDOM OF SPEECH.
And most importantly nobody is to discuss the tax dollars pushed to make propaganda films depicting the Indians as violent savages, trying to stop God's settlers from making a home.
Because we'll all be too busy eating and so called Celebrating unaware that the few remaining Native Americans hold a national day of mourning on the same day as a protest against this invasion.
