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[[File:Battlestation1.jpg|thumb|right|200px|Typical battlestation]]
[[File:Battlestation1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Typical battlestation]]


'''Battlestation''' is a term used by [[virgins|gamers]] to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for [[penis|anything]].  
'''Battlestation''' is a term used by [[virgins|gamers]] to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for [[penis|anything]].  


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== Basic requirements ==
== Basic requirements ==


[[File:Battlestation 21.jpg|350px|thumb|right|A decent battlestation, it could use more displays.]]
[[File:Battlestation 21.jpg|550px|thumb|center|<center>A decent battlestation, it could use more displays.</center>]]
[[File:Battlestation reddit.jpg|200px|right|thumb|"No attacking people's battle stations in comments"'' - Reddit sucks.'']]


Those who wish to acquire bragging rights on 4chan and gaming sites better to back it up with some serious hardware.
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.
Mac users can just GTFO, Apple's customization options are laughable, so congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant.


The best PC tower money can buy with lots of RAM and a screaming graphics card is a must.
[[File:Keyboard Mess.JPG|right|thumb|250px|Perfect handling of a battlestation]]
Don't forget to grab a professional gaming keyboard and at least two gigantic displays.
 
And no battlestation is complete without a chair so comfortable that a big-name CEO would want to stop by for a visit.
Want to increase your [[E-penis|cred]] on the [[internets]]? The quickest way to do so is dropping [[Over 9000|thousands]] of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months.  
 
First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's [[fact|the faster it goes]]. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the PC master race don't you?<br> Once you've <strike>wasted</strike> spent enough money for a down payment on a house and downloaded all your [http://www.downloadmoreram.com/| RAM] you can now play Far Cry 3 on the highest settings. [[an hero|Congratulations!]]<br>
 
No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays, so you can watch animu porn, while being pwned in Battlefield 4 by the way superior controls on PS4. A matching Razer keyboard and mouse is also a requirement.<br>
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.<br>
 
Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant.


Claiming to be a member of the PC master race with anything less carries a mandatory sentence of public execution by disembowelment, newb!


== Supremacy on the battlefield ==
== Supremacy on the battlefield ==


Once someone is the proud owner of a battlestation, console peasants will get jealous as they are ruthlessly mowed down on the battlefield.
Smile with pleasure as they accuse you of cheating.


Even amongst the titans, one's supremacy will definitely be challenged.
Even amongst the [[virgin|titans]], one's supremacy will definitely be challenged.
The only determining factor about which setup is the baddest is the number and size of displays being used, nothing else will ever be agreed upon.
This debate is purely one of aesthetics, no matter what kind of hardware you're working with, the guy with the flashiest LED'S and most displays will always win.<br>
Remember that.
Just get a new video card? Doesn't matter because it can't blink in synchronization to [[Dubstep|Skrillex]].
Be warned that a hotly debated question amongst battlestation owners is what's most important, the keyboard or display?
There is no right answer but pick a side and be prepared to defend yourself.


And no matter what, never participate in spineless Reddit discussions that encourage weakness by prohibiting debates and personal attacks.
[[gay|Reddit]] discussions encourage [[pussy|weakness]] by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. So your best bet is to stick to [[G|/g/]] when showing off your <strike>waste of money</strike> computer.
You've got the best battlestation and are going to tell everyone about it!
You've got the best battlestation and are going to [[USI|tell]] [[virgin|everyone]] about it.


So if you're ready to smack console peasants around in Call of Duty, then it's time to build the best battlestation known to mankind. Or even better, why not go for the ultimate [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|high score]]?


<center><gallery widths="250">
<center><gallery widths="250">
File:Battlestation 20.jpg|Not a battlestation, there is only one display.
File:Battlestation 20.jpg|<center>Not a battlestation, there is only one display.</center>
File:Battlestation b 1.jpg|Get a console, loser.
File:Battlestation b 1.jpg|<center>Average [[virgin|person]] that uses the term Battlestation</center>
File:Battlestation your parents.jpg|<center>Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII</center>
</gallery></center>
</gallery></center>


== Quotes ==
== Quotes ==
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== All Hands Man Your Battlestations ==
== All Hands Man Your Battlestations ==
[[Last Thursday]] some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread [http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=134682 "All Hands Man Your Battlestations"] This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than [http://www.iron-pulse.com/showthread.php?2920-Battlestations here].<br />
[[Last Thursday]] some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread [http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=134682 "All Hands Man Your Battlestations"] This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than [http://www.iron-pulse.com/showthread.php?2920-Battlestations here].<br />
The irony is that this line comes from [[Star Wars]] Battlefront II, which is a console game, because nobody ever played it on PC.
<br> This phrase was repeated ad nauseam in [[Star Wars]] Battlefront II, meaning that all battlestation tards only know it from there, despite this game absolutely tanked on PC. The origin of the phrase is from "The Final Countdown", a movie who nobody has ever heard of.<br /><br />
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== YouTube ==
== YouTube ==
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;XIM3 Mouse and Keyboard on Xbox 360</center>
;Superior non-MAC Battlestation</center>


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;Ultimate Tech Office Tour Gaming Setup Desk Setup 2013 </center>
;Ultimate Tech Office Tour Gaming Setup Desk Setup 2013 </center>
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;XIM3 Mouse and Keyboard on Xbox 360. Proof that gamepads are inferior.</center>


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{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg|center|<gallery>
{{Collapsegallery|Gallery|cg|center|<gallery>
File:Battlestation IBM.jpg|A corporate battlestation.
File:Battlestation b 4.jpg|<center>[[animu|Weeb station]]</center>
File:Battle stations 1.jpeg|Not bad.
File:Battle stations 1.jpeg|<center>[[fap|Fap station]]</center>
File:Battlestation b 2.jpg|Someone who lurks 4chan.
File:Battlestation b 9.jpg|<center>[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica|EDiot station]]</center>
File:Battlestation b 9.jpg|A battlestation with a standard assortment of dildos.
File:Battlestation b 2.jpg|<center>[[Onideus|Onideus station]]</center>
</gallery>|<gallery>
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Battle stations 3.jpeg
File:John Carmack Battlestation.jpg|<center>[[Doom|Carmack station]]</center>
File:Battlestation your parents.jpg|<center>[[EDF2|Schnookums station]]</center>
File:Battle stations 3.jpeg|<center>[[tryhard|Wannabe fap station]]</center>
File:Battle stations 2.jpeg|<center>[[retard|Wtf is up with that keyboard?]]</center>
File:Lanzabattlestation.jpg|[[Adam Lanza]]'s station.
File:Battlestation b 3.jpg
File:Battlestation b 3.jpg
File:Battlestation b 4.jpg|A Weeaboo's battlestation
File:Battlestation b 5.jpg
File:Battlestation b 5.jpg
File:Battlestation b 7.jpg
File:Battlestation b 7.jpg
File:Battlestation b 10.jpg
File:Battlestation b 10.jpg
File:Battlestation b 11.png
File:Battlestation b 11.png
File:Battle stations 2.jpeg
File:Battlestation b 12.jpg
File:Pollacksroom.jpg|/k/ommando's station
File:Redneck Powerstation.jpg|Redneck station
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|[[Brandon Hole]]'s Battlestation
File:Bathroombattlestation.jpg|Even bathrooms are stations!
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg|<center>Sick fuck furfag's station</center>
File:Pedoshea's Room.jpg|<center>[[Geoshea|Pedoshea's Battlestation]]</center>
File:yourdesk.jpg|<center>[[gaming|gayming battlestation]]</center>
File:Doggisstation.png|<center>[[Doggis|Diogo's battlestation]]</center>
File:keeganstation.jpg|<center>[[Keegan Salisbury|Keegan's battlestation]]</center>
</gallery>|border=black}}
</gallery>|border=black}}


==See also==
*[[Desktop]]
*[[Wallpaper]]


== External links ==
== External links ==
{{ud|PC%20Master%20Race|PC Master Race}}<br />
{{ud|PC%20Master%20Race|PC Master Race}}<br />
{{ud|Battlestation}}<br />
{{ud|Battlestation}}<br />

Latest revision as of 00:58, 26 April 2023

Typical battlestation

Battlestation is a term used by gamers to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for anything.


Basic requirements

A decent battlestation, it could use more displays.


Perfect handling of a battlestation

Want to increase your cred on the internets? The quickest way to do so is dropping thousands of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months.

First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's the faster it goes. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the PC master race don't you?
Once you've wasted spent enough money for a down payment on a house and downloaded all your RAM you can now play Far Cry 3 on the highest settings. Congratulations!

No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays, so you can watch animu porn, while being pwned in Battlefield 4 by the way superior controls on PS4. A matching Razer keyboard and mouse is also a requirement.
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.

Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant.


Supremacy on the battlefield

Even amongst the titans, one's supremacy will definitely be challenged. This debate is purely one of aesthetics, no matter what kind of hardware you're working with, the guy with the flashiest LED'S and most displays will always win.
Just get a new video card? Doesn't matter because it can't blink in synchronization to Skrillex.

Reddit discussions encourage weakness by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. So your best bet is to stick to /g/ when showing off your waste of money computer. You've got the best battlestation and are going to tell everyone about it.


  • Not a battlestation, there is only one display.
    Not a battlestation, there is only one display.
  • Average person that uses the term Battlestation
    Average person that uses the term Battlestation
  • Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII
    Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII


Quotes

   
“ 		 
now you are just pissing me off. that pc you build for 800 not 500 you dipshit, will look as good as a ps4 for a couple years then will get a virus and will be fucked up, nah fuck that
  		„
  		 

—SuperDosel

   
“ 		 
LMAO!!!! this guy has a wall hack!!!
  		„
  		 

—LOL

Previous Quote | Next Quote

All Hands Man Your Battlestations

Last Thursday some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread "All Hands Man Your Battlestations" This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than here.

This phrase was repeated ad nauseam in Star Wars Battlefront II, meaning that all battlestation tards only know it from there, despite this game absolutely tanked on PC. The origin of the phrase is from "The Final Countdown", a movie who nobody has ever heard of.

Get to your battlestations!

YouTube

Superior non-MAC Battlestation

Ultimate Gaming Setup 2013 Fully Operational Battlestation

My Current Battlestation

Ultimate Tech Office Tour Gaming Setup Desk Setup 2013

XIM3 Mouse and Keyboard on Xbox 360. Proof that gamepads are inferior.


Previous Video | Next Video

Gallery

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See also

External links

PC Master Race
Battlestation
battlestations (See removed posts: 1, 2)
AskBattlestations (See removed posts: 1, 2)

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