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[[File:Battlestation1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Typical battlestation]] | [[File:Battlestation1.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Typical battlestation]] | ||
'''Battlestation''' is a term used by [[virgins|gamers]] to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for [[penis|anything]]. | '''Battlestation''' is a term used by [[virgins|gamers]] to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for [[penis|anything]]. | ||
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== Basic requirements == | == Basic requirements == | ||
[[File:Battlestation 21.jpg| | [[File:Battlestation 21.jpg|550px|thumb|center|<center>A decent battlestation, it could use more displays.</center>]] | ||
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[[File:Keyboard Mess.JPG|right|thumb|250px|Perfect handling of a battlestation]] | |||
Want to increase your [[E-penis|cred]] on the [[internets]]? The quickest way to do so is dropping [[Over 9000|thousands]] of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months. | Want to increase your [[E-penis|cred]] on the [[internets]]? The quickest way to do so is dropping [[Over 9000|thousands]] of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months. | ||
First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's [[fact|the faster it goes]]. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the | |||
No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays | First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's [[fact|the faster it goes]]. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the PC master race don't you?<br> Once you've <strike>wasted</strike> spent enough money for a down payment on a house and downloaded all your [http://www.downloadmoreram.com/| RAM] you can now play Far Cry 3 on the highest settings. [[an hero|Congratulations!]]<br> | ||
No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays, so you can watch animu porn, while being pwned in Battlefield 4 by the way superior controls on PS4. A matching Razer keyboard and mouse is also a requirement.<br> | |||
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.<br> | Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.<br> | ||
Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant. | Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant. | ||
== Supremacy on the battlefield == | == Supremacy on the battlefield == | ||
Even amongst the [[virgin|titans]], one's supremacy will definitely be challenged. | Even amongst the [[virgin|titans]], one's supremacy will definitely be challenged. | ||
This debate is purely one of aesthetics, no matter what kind of hardware you're working with, the guy with the flashiest LED'S and most displays will always win.<br> | This debate is purely one of aesthetics, no matter what kind of hardware you're working with, the guy with the flashiest LED'S and most displays will always win.<br> | ||
Just get a new video card? Doesn't matter because it | Just get a new video card? Doesn't matter because it can't blink in synchronization to [[Dubstep|Skrillex]]. | ||
[[gay|Reddit]] discussions encourage [[pussy|weakness]] by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. So your best bet is to stick to [[/g/]] when showing off your <strike>waste of money</strike> computer. | [[gay|Reddit]] discussions encourage [[pussy|weakness]] by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. So your best bet is to stick to [[G|/g/]] when showing off your <strike>waste of money</strike> computer. | ||
You've got the best battlestation and are going to [[USI|tell]] [[virgin|everyone]] about it. | You've got the best battlestation and are going to [[USI|tell]] [[virgin|everyone]] about it. | ||
<center><gallery widths="250"> | <center><gallery widths="250"> | ||
File:Battlestation 20.jpg|<center>Not a battlestation, there is only one display.</center> | File:Battlestation 20.jpg|<center>Not a battlestation, there is only one display.</center> | ||
File:Battlestation b 1.jpg|<center> | File:Battlestation b 1.jpg|<center>Average [[virgin|person]] that uses the term Battlestation</center> | ||
File:Battlestation your parents.jpg|<center>Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII</center> | |||
</gallery></center> | </gallery></center> | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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== All Hands Man Your Battlestations == | == All Hands Man Your Battlestations == | ||
[[Last Thursday]] some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread [http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=134682 "All Hands Man Your Battlestations"] This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than [http://www.iron-pulse.com/showthread.php?2920-Battlestations here].<br /> | [[Last Thursday]] some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread [http://www.subsim.com/radioroom/showthread.php?t=134682 "All Hands Man Your Battlestations"] This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than [http://www.iron-pulse.com/showthread.php?2920-Battlestations here].<br /> | ||
<br> | <br> This phrase was repeated ad nauseam in [[Star Wars]] Battlefront II, meaning that all battlestation tards only know it from there, despite this game absolutely tanked on PC. The origin of the phrase is from "The Final Countdown", a movie who nobody has ever heard of.<br /><br /> | ||
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;Get to your battlestations!</center>|border=black|background=white|margin=auto}} | ;Get to your battlestations!</center>|border=black|background=white|margin=auto}} | ||
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File:Battle stations 3.jpeg|<center>[[tryhard|Wannabe fap station]]</center> | File:Battle stations 3.jpeg|<center>[[tryhard|Wannabe fap station]]</center> | ||
File:Battle stations 2.jpeg|<center>[[retard|Wtf is up with that keyboard?]]</center> | File:Battle stations 2.jpeg|<center>[[retard|Wtf is up with that keyboard?]]</center> | ||
File:Lanzabattlestation.jpg|[[Adam Lanza]]'s station. | |||
File:Battlestation b 3.jpg | File:Battlestation b 3.jpg | ||
File:Battlestation b 5.jpg | File:Battlestation b 5.jpg | ||
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File:Battlestation b 10.jpg | File:Battlestation b 10.jpg | ||
File:Battlestation b 11.png | File:Battlestation b 11.png | ||
File:Battlestation b 12.jpg | |||
File:Pollacksroom.jpg|/k/ommando's station | |||
File:Redneck Powerstation.jpg|Redneck station | |||
File:Screenshot_20230425_205552_YouTube.jpg|[[Brandon Hole]]'s Battlestation | |||
File:Bathroombattlestation.jpg|Even bathrooms are stations! | |||
File:4chanbattlestationfreak.jpg|<center>Sick fuck furfag's station</center> | |||
File:Pedoshea's Room.jpg|<center>[[Geoshea|Pedoshea's Battlestation]]</center> | |||
File:yourdesk.jpg|<center>[[gaming|gayming battlestation]]</center> | |||
File:Doggisstation.png|<center>[[Doggis|Diogo's battlestation]]</center> | |||
File:keeganstation.jpg|<center>[[Keegan Salisbury|Keegan's battlestation]]</center> | |||
</gallery>|border=black}} | </gallery>|border=black}} | ||
==See also== | |||
*[[Desktop]] | |||
*[[Wallpaper]] | |||
== External links == | == External links == | ||
Latest revision as of 00:58, 26 April 2023
Battlestation is a term used by gamers to describe their overpriced computers, dropping thousands of dollars on set-ups, they are definitely not overcompensating for anything.
Basic requirements
Want to increase your cred on the internets? The quickest way to do so is dropping thousands of dollars on a brand new gaming "rig" that will be obsolete in 6 months.
First you need a case to house all your overpriced junk , the more LED's the faster it goes. Fill it with the necessary parts, spending $1,000 on a video card is expected, you want to be part of the PC master race don't you?
Once you've wasted spent enough money for a down payment on a house and downloaded all your RAM you can now play Far Cry 3 on the highest settings. Congratulations!
No Battlestation is complete without 2 displays, so you can watch animu porn, while being pwned in Battlefield 4 by the way superior controls on PS4. A matching Razer keyboard and mouse is also a requirement.
Laptops will never be a part of a legitimate battlestation, no exceptions.
Mac users are shit out of luck, congratulations paying a premium and still being a measly peasant.
Supremacy on the battlefield
Even amongst the titans, one's supremacy will definitely be challenged.
This debate is purely one of aesthetics, no matter what kind of hardware you're working with, the guy with the flashiest LED'S and most displays will always win.
Just get a new video card? Doesn't matter because it can't blink in synchronization to Skrillex.
Reddit discussions encourage weakness by prohibiting debates and personal attacks. So your best bet is to stick to /g/ when showing off your waste of money computer.
You've got the best battlestation and are going to tell everyone about it.
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Not a battlestation, there is only one display. -
Average person that uses the term Battlestation -
Even your parents had a one and were kicking ASCII
Quotes
Previous Quote | Next Quote
All Hands Man Your Battlestations
Last Thursday some faggots decided to show off their battlestation complete with LED lighting and extreme faggotry, and chose to dub his thread "All Hands Man Your Battlestations" This has of course been repeated by every PC retard, because they don't have an independent thought in their heads. None is more present than here.
This phrase was repeated ad nauseam in Star Wars Battlefront II, meaning that all battlestation tards only know it from there, despite this game absolutely tanked on PC. The origin of the phrase is from "The Final Countdown", a movie who nobody has ever heard of.
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YouTube
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Gallery
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Brandon Hole's Battlestation -
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See also
External links
PC Master Race
Battlestation
battlestations (See removed posts: 1, 2)
AskBattlestations (See removed posts: 1, 2)
- Battle stations (from 4chan /v/)
- http://4chandata.org/g/Battlestation-thread--a67702
- http://www.ratemybattlestation.com/
- Battle stations (from 4chan /v/)
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