Menstrual painting

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What every menstrual painter longs to be inside.

"long time reader/watcher first time poster ... it started with me sitting on the piece of paper and going from there." -- Cometomorrow

"Artist's Comments: menstrual fluid in sketchbook." -- Eluted at DeviantArt. You can't make this shit up.

This counts too.

Menstrual painting (also called "blood art") is the practice where women paint shitty, terrible pictures using their period blood for paint and get asspats for being liberated. They save the blood up in old spaghetti sauce jars each month. It was an art started at least 100 years ago by Cracky-Chan (/b/tard) who used menstrual blood to paint her topless body when she was 15 and then uploading her homemade child porn to the internet. No doubt this is actually an attempt to give the whole world AIDS.

Menstrual painting is often done alone because they are aware of how shameful it is, how disgusting they truly are, and that no one will see it as an expression of their womanhood. Also because it is hard to get two women on their period at the same time in the same room for extended peri-...amounts of time without them killing each other.

i recently started collecting the blood in a big jar, so i can do i big painting (or a series of little ones). HOWEVER, it's been a month since i started. And since i started a new cycle today, i opened the jar to add more... and it smelled SO, SO BAD. I mean, it was horrendous. The smell filled my room within a few seconds. I was wondering if this was normal? Or is it because i used a jar that formerly contained chopped garlic? That would make a lot of sense to me.

-- Galapagosgod at Livejournal

And the response:

If you needed to make a big painting, I'd suggest mixing the blood with a clear acrylic gloss or something. I'm not sure how long that would last, either, though, but it'd probably keep stuff from growing in it.

-- eluted at Livejournal

The Public's Reaction

This "art" is fucking disgusting and very, very unhygienic. It would have looked just as good if it had been painted with regular red paint or fucking crayon, but since the majority of people are sick fucks, they feel the need to go out of their way to destroy everything that is beautiful in the world.

The douchebag who saved blood in a jar should have just killed someone and used their blood. Hey, at least she'd look like less of a moron.

Menstraul Painting how to

Don't, it's as simple as that. If you even think for a second of menstraul painting, than you are a sick fuck lesbian bulldyke and fail miserably at life. The only solution to this case is to an hero.

References/Trolling Targets

• spiralingmoon Menstrual "artist"
• Blood_Art LiveJournal's premier menstrual painting community
• blood-lunar LiveJournal menstrual art gallery
• Nick Kushner There are men who paint with period blood, too!
• Midianbeast A goth furry who paints with period blood; is this really so surprising?

See Also

• The Keeper
• Insane
• Fun
• Artistic
• Perfectly normal
• Keith Boadwee
• Avant-Garde
• Period

External Links

• http://www.kommiekomiks.com/blood-intro.htm

• http://www.mum.org/armene.htm

Gallery

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  Getting started!
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  "Here is my 2nd one, which is embracing our inner bitch-demon instead." -- Oriannakitty
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  The guy who uploaded this doesn't know it's a detail of a bigger painting, or he is keeping that information from you.
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  UFC Light Heavyweight Champion Chuck Liddell in menstrual blood.

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  "I also added some tears to the blood, which made it even more meaningful to do this." -- slowmotionoasis
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  "Original Paintings $20 each." -- liat-batshira
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  Painting of the elusive crimson crotch-serpent.
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  I..think it's a naked chick covering her breasts?
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  Mommy, look what I made for you!
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  An exquisite portrait of Matthew McConaughey
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  Portrait of a big, hairy thing, painted with authentic fluids from another big, hairy thing
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  Self-portrait
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  May the tampon be with you
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  "Sharing a small design that I painted on the bathroom floor..." by rivermilk
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  Rule 34 applies
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  Looks like she's having her period too.

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