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[[File:Martelli.jpg|thumb|right|The badassery is [[Over 9000]].]]


Joseph Martelli is a [[Faggot|badass]] who posts his [[No|amazing]] Jezus videos on [[Youtube|Jewtube]]. He [[masturbates|preaches]] about [[lulz|how you is going to hell]] for being [[gay]], even though he has [[hypocrite|admitted to have been gay several times]] in his [[shit|videos]]. He [[lie|denies]] that he is gay now, and to this day continues to preach Jezus's [[bullshit|word]].


==Humble Beginnings==


Joseph made videos about how [[fact|everyone is going to hell]] and how [[hitler|his religion is the surpeme one]], sometimes [[sick fuck|bringing in his children to pray verses about everyone being in sin]]. This resulted in his wife [[win|divorcing him and sending his ass to court to attempt to take custody of the children]], however he apparently [[fail|won the case]], seeing as how his kids are in videos with him today.


==The Supreme Badass Today==
'''Joseph Martelli''' is the king of YouTube and has punked 200 Drunks at one time.  Someone keeps using some random person picture as Joseph Martelli when it's not him.  Apparently Joseph Martelli has had plenty of stalkers since 200 degenerates couldn't get off his cock.  Joseph Martelli has not been on YouTube in a month because the internet is full of degenerates. 
 
 
=="Bible Badass" in his Prime==
 
Joseph [[Fag]]telli's videos didn't get [[none|much]] views until [[MrRepzion|Repzion]] shat out a video response to him, at which point his video gained about [[over 9000|20,000 views]] proving that the [[death|future of the human race]] is certain. Otherwise the rest of his videos, have, at maximum, [[fail|100 views]].
 
==Joseph Today==


Joseph still makes [[shit|videos]] today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "[[lie|death threats]]" to his sons. You should check it out in your [[life|free time]] but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a [[troll]] and [[lolwut|turn off all of his comments for exactly a week]], or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an [[slut|evil sinner]].
Joseph still makes [[shit|videos]] today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "[[lie|death threats]]" to his sons. You should check it out in your [[life|free time]] but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a [[troll]] and [[lolwut|turn off all of his comments for exactly a week]], or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an [[slut|evil sinner]].


==Videos==
==Joseph's Last Card==
 
Joseph has recently started fucking with a [[dumbass|badass]] called Casio Dark Moon (AKA [[Robert casio]]) who madee response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started [[desperate|posting his dox on]] [[Youtube]]. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all [[kill|worship]] this [[asspie|prophet]] or [[nothing|everything]] bad will happen to you. Joseph also tried to attack [[TheAmazingAtheist/NotProductive#JaclynGlenn|Jaclyn Glenn]] in a video about her video [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eytsb1RoWJ8 Christian Sex Hotline] and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like [[faggots|Burger King's gay pride burger]] or the [[fact|alleged killing of christians in North Korea]] a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon.  Joseph will [[whore|do or say anything]] to stay relevant on [[youtube|Jewtube]]. In 2014 his channel was deleted by Youtube for "hate speech", he made another one failing to regain even the minor audience he had in the first place.
 
==Joseph v. The Drunken Peasants==
 
Joseph has now started [[stalking] The Drunken Peasants and even came to their city to attend their meet up and [[Coward|make a point]]
He's currently eating pizza and jacking off in a Super 8 because he's a [[Virgin|tough guy]] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GByP-sutAmk&ab_channel=DrunkenPeasants totally didn't get his ass handed to him]
 
==Quotes==
 
Joseph Martelli runs your brain
 
==External Links==
 
 
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f0d_1417329819&use_old_player=0 The video that gave him very minor notoriety.]
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=031_1423520407 A 2nd video on liveleak]
* [http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=34b_1435376601 3rd]
 


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Latest revision as of 00:16, 2 December 2018



Joseph Martelli is the king of YouTube and has punked 200 Drunks at one time. Someone keeps using some random person picture as Joseph Martelli when it's not him. Apparently Joseph Martelli has had plenty of stalkers since 200 degenerates couldn't get off his cock. Joseph Martelli has not been on YouTube in a month because the internet is full of degenerates.


"Bible Badass" in his Prime

Joseph Fagtelli's videos didn't get much views until Repzion shat out a video response to him, at which point his video gained about 20,000 views proving that the future of the human race is certain. Otherwise the rest of his videos, have, at maximum, 100 views.

Joseph Today

Joseph still makes videos today, but unfortunately he disables his comments because of alleged "death threats" to his sons. You should check it out in your free time but don't criticize Joseph or he'll call you a troll and turn off all of his comments for exactly a week, or if you post any comment that proves something he said is wrong, he will block you and call you an evil sinner.

Joseph's Last Card

Joseph has recently started fucking with a badass called Casio Dark Moon (AKA Robert casio) who madee response videos to him, so as a last resort Joseph started posting his dox on Youtube. This shows how fucking amazing the Bible Badass is, and we should all worship this prophet or everything bad will happen to you. Joseph also tried to attack Jaclyn Glenn in a video about her video Christian Sex Hotline and it was just to try to get her to make a response video to him. Joseph does his best to talk about anything big going on in the news like Burger King's gay pride burger or the alleged killing of christians in North Korea a hoax that was disproven to him by Casio Dark Moon. Joseph will do or say anything to stay relevant on Jewtube. In 2014 his channel was deleted by Youtube for "hate speech", he made another one failing to regain even the minor audience he had in the first place.

Joseph v. The Drunken Peasants

Joseph has now started [[stalking] The Drunken Peasants and even came to their city to attend their meet up and make a point He's currently eating pizza and jacking off in a Super 8 because he's a tough guy and totally didn't get his ass handed to him

Quotes

Joseph Martelli runs your brain

External Links

Joseph Martelli is part of a series on YouTube.

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