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[[Google|Jewgle]] Ultron is the fastest browser you can find on the interwebz. It is NASA´s official web browser and it was developeded over [[Chrome]] by [[Google]] and [[Adobe]]. | [[Google|Jewgle]] Ultron is the fastest browser you can find on the interwebz. It is NASA´s official web browser and it was developeded over [[Chrome]] by [[Google]] and [[Adobe]]. | ||
Its 2014, why | Its 2014, why aren't you using Google Ultron yet [[faggot]]???? It's used by [[NASA]], and powered by [[Adobe|Adobe Reader]] | ||
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== Ultrons release == | == Ultrons release == | ||
All this faggotry came obviously from [[4chan|4chin]] when an anon who claimed to be an [[CS3|IT expert]] failed hard at saying "Chrome" and typed "Ultron", then he invented [[over 9000]] shits and the myth was born. This retardness was quickly spreaded to many other sites such as [[Reddit]], Yahoo answers and many other faggot sites or forums. Some | All this faggotry came obviously from [[4chan|4chin]] when an anon who claimed to be an [[CS3|IT expert]] failed hard at saying "Chrome" and typed "Ultron", then he invented [[over 9000]] shits and the myth was born. This retardness was quickly spreaded to many other sites such as [[Reddit]], Yahoo answers and many other faggot sites or forums. Some Russian haxor actually made an exe file called GoogleUltron.exe to get newfags on his [[Botnet]] (he obviously succeeded) | ||
Google Ultron features are: | Google Ultron features are: | ||
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* Autofill: Google fills all your data for you (credit card, email, residence...) | * Autofill: Google fills all your data for you (credit card, email, residence...) | ||
* Pink windows make the browser even faster | * Pink windows make the browser even faster | ||
== Gallery == | == Gallery == | ||
{{center|<gallery perrow="5"> | |||
Image:googleultronatgoogle.jpg|Trolling reaches Google forums | Image:googleultronatgoogle.jpg|Trolling reaches Google forums | ||
Image:googleultronrocket.png|Its faster than a rocket | Image:googleultronrocket.png|Its faster than a rocket | ||
Image:googleultronnasa.png| | Image:googleultronnasa.png| | ||
</gallery> | </gallery>}} | ||
== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
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*[https://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f Tales of IT Part 1] | *[https://imgur.com/gallery/iJD8f Tales of IT Part 1] | ||
*[https://imgur.com/a/AOz0d Tales of IT Part 2] | *[https://imgur.com/a/AOz0d Tales of IT Part 2] | ||
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Latest revision as of 10:36, 28 September 2022
Jewgle Ultron is the fastest browser you can find on the interwebz. It is NASA´s official web browser and it was developeded over Chrome by Google and Adobe.
Its 2014, why aren't you using Google Ultron yet faggot???? It's used by NASA, and powered by Adobe Reader
Ultrons release
All this faggotry came obviously from 4chin when an anon who claimed to be an IT expert failed hard at saying "Chrome" and typed "Ultron", then he invented over 9000 shits and the myth was born. This retardness was quickly spreaded to many other sites such as Reddit, Yahoo answers and many other faggot sites or forums. Some Russian haxor actually made an exe file called GoogleUltron.exe to get newfags on his Botnet (he obviously succeeded)
Google Ultron features are:
- Powered by Adobe Reader: this makes loading pages much faster.
- Zero-Gravity Proof: Works in space without errors.
- Improved incognito mode.
- You can download more RAM with it.
- Looks like Google Chrome.
- Best security and encryption: from IE 5.5
- Safety fallback built-in: in case you get infected by jitterbug, Ultron uninstalls and makes IE your default browser.
- Autofill: Google fills all your data for you (credit card, email, residence...)
- Pink windows make the browser even faster
Gallery
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Trolling reaches Google forums -
Its faster than a rocket -
External Links
- Google Ultron official site
- Tutorial for upgrading Chrome to Ultron
- Tales of IT Part 1
- Tales of IT Part 2
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