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'''Call of Duty: Warzone'''(a.k.a. '''Same Shit, Different Disk''' is the game that signifies the end times. Created from the engine that created the Tom Clancy knock off [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]], it’s basically like [[Player Unknown Battleground|PUBG]] but better, but not by much. The only reason why this shit ever came about is because it’s [[Activision|Activision’s]] second attempt to ruin the [[liar|unique and interesting identity]] of the [[Call of Duty|franchise]] and copying [[Fortnite|Fortnite’s]] business model. | {{stub}} | ||
{{breakingnews|The original game shut down and the new game was highly shat on. You can help by joining in the lulz}} | |||
'''Call of Duty: Warzone''' (a.k.a. '''Same Shit, Different Disk''') is the game that signifies the end times. Created from the engine that created the Tom Clancy knock off [[Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019)]], it’s basically like [[Player Unknown Battleground|PUBG]] but better, but not by much. The only reason why this shit ever came about is because it’s [[Activision|Activision’s]] second attempt to ruin the [[liar|unique and interesting identity]] of the [[Call of Duty|franchise]] and copying [[Fortnite|Fortnite’s]] business model. | |||
==But Why?== | ==But Why?== | ||
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You’ll be glad to know that it’s what you expect. It’s a barebones, big ass-fuck, open world map akin to [[Ubisoft]] with a player count over a hundred and mainly consisting of [[Stale|drop in, loot, walk for 15 minutes, kill some assholes, walk some more, die from snipers, and repeat]]. You can be genuinely retarded and still win since winning isn’t guaranteed to people who actually have skill. So your best strategy is to camp in a small building and wait for other retards to come in order to drop shoot them. You know, like every fucking [[Bullshit|”unique and quirky”]] BR game since H1Z1 and PUBG. But hey, at least it’s free, a [[Liar|original]] thing that has been pumped out for the first time in a long time. | |||
All the new “innovations” like Gulag, Vehicles, and other meaningless shit doesn’t matter as the game mode (it’s not a genre dumbass) in it’s current state is fucking boring to play through and requires no thought process to comprehend and get good. And still, [[Children]] and [[Pedophilia|Pedophiles]] still eat this shit like candy coded crack in order to become the next E-sports wannabe. | |||
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BREAKING NEWS!! The original game shut down and the new game was highly shat on. You can help by joining in the lulz |
Call of Duty: Warzone (a.k.a. Same Shit, Different Disk) is the game that signifies the end times. Created from the engine that created the Tom Clancy knock off Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019), it’s basically like PUBG but better, but not by much. The only reason why this shit ever came about is because it’s Activision’s second attempt to ruin the unique and interesting identity of the franchise and copying Fortnite’s business model.
But Why?
The main series was starting to fall in sales and player count. After doing the same shit over and over again, they decided to create a unique type of game and got shat on by the community for being too different. So they have to shit out a new one from a good genre at the time that everyone will love. This soon-to-be abomination was sort of hinted in the main game with multiple maps from Ground War and the main Spec Ops games seemingly look like to be connected to a huge map, like in a Battle Royale. Shit ton of insider knowledge hinted the existence of this game. After a few months after the shit can that was the 2019 release, Activision would release the new and highly innovative evil curse called Warzone.
The Gameplay
You’ll be glad to know that it’s what you expect. It’s a barebones, big ass-fuck, open world map akin to Ubisoft with a player count over a hundred and mainly consisting of drop in, loot, walk for 15 minutes, kill some assholes, walk some more, die from snipers, and repeat. You can be genuinely retarded and still win since winning isn’t guaranteed to people who actually have skill. So your best strategy is to camp in a small building and wait for other retards to come in order to drop shoot them. You know, like every fucking ”unique and quirky” BR game since H1Z1 and PUBG. But hey, at least it’s free, a original thing that has been pumped out for the first time in a long time.
All the new “innovations” like Gulag, Vehicles, and other meaningless shit doesn’t matter as the game mode (it’s not a genre dumbass) in it’s current state is fucking boring to play through and requires no thought process to comprehend and get good. And still, Children and Pedophiles still eat this shit like candy coded crack in order to become the next E-sports wannabe.
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