Call of Duty: Warzone

BREAKING NEWS!! The original game shut down and the new game was highly shat on. You can help by joining in the lulz

Call of Duty: Warzone(a.k.a. Same Shit, Different Disk is the game that signifies the end times. Created from the engine that created the Tom Clancy knock off Call of Duty: Modern Warfare (2019), it’s basically like PUBG but better, but not by much. The only reason why this shit ever came about is because it’s Activision’s second attempt to ruin the unique and interesting identity of the franchise and copying Fortnite’s business model.

But Why?

The main series was starting to fall in sales and player count. After doing the same shit over and over again, they decided to create a unique type of game and got shat on by the community for being too different. So they have to shit out a new one from a good genre at the time that everyone will love. This soon-to-be abomination was sort of hinted in the main game with multiple maps from Ground War and the main Spec Ops games seemingly look like to be connected to a huge map, like in a Battle Royale. Shit ton of insider knowledge hinted the existence of this game. After a few months after the shit can that was the 2019 release, Activision would release the new and highly innovative evil curse called Warzone.