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Comics... Most people would agree that they are "Literature" for children and geeks/nerds. Remember, if you get stuck on the words, you can always just look at the pictures and they might even help you work out what's going on. If you're really lucky - there might even be pictures of tits.

Comics, like human bodies, come in many shapes and sizes er, types and formats, and here at ED, we are proud to provide the free public service of explaining these different comic formats to you. So pay attention, you absolute Plebian!

Newspaper comics

Newspaper comics are the lowest form of comics, even in Bizarro World. Most of them are "funny", hence the term "funny pages." In fact, some are so funny that they're unfunny. Such is quantum physics. Newspaper comics were born at least a hundred years ago to sell newspapers. Back then, most people couldn't read and written news was worthless to them. So, publishers tried to make newspapers taste delicious. One day, while experimenting with flavored ink, a horrible mongoloid child was created. This child became "The Yellow Kid", a delightful racist caricature who terrorized the country. Many other beady eyed creatures were begotten as well, most of them horribly un-PC. The people loved these colorful and tasty stories. But at some point, the magic died, and now the comic strips are just around to keep old people from complaining.

What the fuck Woody?

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  Dennis The Menace
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  Actual Garfield strip
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  The Family Circus
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  Peanuts
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  some Peanuts fan-art
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  The Boondocks started life as a comic strip too.

Superhero comics

The sorry truth.

Superhero comics come in colorful shrink-wrapped books. Nobody knows what's actually inside these books, because taking off the shrinkwrap would destroy the collector value of the books. They are kept hidden away as saving bonds. Comic book fans are also worth mentioning, as they are likely the most easily offended kinds of nerd you can piss off with kicks by telling they that they're just American Weeaboo Comic nerds like their Nip worshiping counterparts, only with even less of a dick size and ego to spare. Also, don't forget worth mentioning that Marvel or DC has done nothing but produce borderline Rule 34 and Guro, that Comics can't even show tits or vag without wet t-shirts or overt fan-service without getting the morality squad's attention because they aren't superior manga, and have even less original content and creativity that what even the worst of manga artists in Nipland can best by just sleeping in, playing video gaems and splashing their cum/vag juice all over a paper and turning it in. Also, don't forget to mention that their god of comics, Stan Lee, has turned to the dark side and has literally gone wee-aboo to create a superior manga rather than work on fucktarded 50 year old canonized fanfiction disregard that lol; he's dead. Also don't forget to tell them that no one fucking cares about his literary thesis on Magneto's Helmet Design Continuity; and that Marvel's only achievement in the last 10 years was pairing up with Japs to create a video game for their fans that Marvel only gets a tiny bit of the residual money from.

Oh, and no one gives a fuck about DC Comics.

The only superhero worth taking the wrapper off his comic is Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan, because unlike most other superheroes who spend the twenty-two pages (minus advertisements, those lazy bastards) flying around in homoerotic undergarments and saving people from whatever they happened to be asking for at the time, Jerusalem is seen throughout his comic chain-smoking, eating the eyes of endangered species as a snack, writing his weekly newspaper column from the tops of strip clubs while half-human aliens riot against the police below, doing drugs, making Catholic priests vomit for eavesdropping on him, and shooting the President of the United States with his bowel disruptor. His only negative aspects of his bad-assery is that he's basically a chain-smoking ripoff of Deadpool, was created by a Brit, and is based upon Hunter S. Thompson, who became an hero.

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Manga

Manga is for fucktarded weeaboos who spend all day inside fapping to Naruto. It features bad translation into English by the Chinese communists where they're mouths don't even correspond to the words, fucked up one-liners that 13 year old boys think are SUPAR KEWL and eyes that are big enough to be seen from space. The normal person who watches manga is a fat fuck with less friends then a /b/tard, which is almost impossible since /b/tards have no friends in the first place. Nerds think manga is ubar kewl and frequently wish that they were characters in a manga. They sometimes even dress up as manga characters, but most of them take to drawing "realll manggaa", posting it on DeviantART and then when people post comments saying how KAWAII ^__________^';! it is they believe that they are THE BEST and get plane tickets for the next flight to Japan, believing that they can actually draw. There's also hentai, which is manga except with moar bewbs. It's slightly less retarded, as you get to laugh at how horrible the animation is and how easily that tiny moaning chick let herself get raped.

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Other Comics

There are also other comics, that are kind of not important, that "sophisticated" people read. These include stuff like Harvey Pekar's American Splendor, Herge's Tintin, Chick Tracts, the works of Robert Crumb, MAD magazine, and...OH SHIT, forget it. The people who read and make these comics are all probably on drugs or just really lame.

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Internet comics

See the Webcomics article. 'Nuff said!

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A Cornucopia Of Comics About missing Pics

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  Comics cater to all kinds of interests.
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  Cross-overs are usually very popular.
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  A comic from a more innocent era.
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  Girls read comics too
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  Some comics address serious contemporary issues.
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  A superhero triumphs over evil
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  Slylock Fox helps children develop good problem solving skills on Sundays.
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  Some comics feature fantastic artwork like this.
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  Typical newspaper comic.
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  Most comics feature Rule 34. Including Spanish ones
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  Best porn comic ending ever!
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  Comics for people who like hitting women and bizarre self-parodying humor.
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  STAN LEE NAKED YOU FAGS

See Also

Well?

• Comic book fans

• /co/

• Comic-Con
• Ace's Last Moments
• Neil Gayman's Sandman
• Deus Ex Machina

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