- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Christian furry: Difference between revisions
imported>Jarble linking |
|||
| (2 intermediate revisions by 2 users not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[Image:sonicjesus.jpg|thumb|sonic <3 jesus]] | [[Image:sonicjesus.jpg|thumb|sonic <3 jesus]] | ||
Rarely found in nature, the [[Christian]] [[furry]] is an endlessly bizarre mish-mash of ideals. It appears this exists only because the Narnia series had talking animals and Christian overtones. Unfortunately, the spiritual side only seems to make them '''more''' [[batshit crazy]], as they make claims about the Garden of Eden being a furry paradise "''... [[Strawman|because the animals were able to speak, clearly they were Furries]].''" Are as likely to start preaching about Jesus as they are about the evils of [[fursecution]]. The only eventual outcome is for a [[Christian]] [[furry]] to begin [[whining]] about the lack of furry representation in the Bible, particularly the lack of detail regarding yiffing on Noah's Ark (also known to them as history's first furry convention). After all, they DID require one of each gender for "reproductive purposes"...[[Irony|Ironically]], Christian furries claim to be straight and condemn [[homosexuality]], yet they partake in faggotry themselves. | Rarely found in nature, the [[Christian]] [[furry]] is an endlessly bizarre mish-mash of ideals. It appears this exists only because the Narnia series had talking animals and Christian overtones. Unfortunately, the spiritual side only seems to make them '''more''' [[batshit crazy]], as they make claims about the Garden of Eden being a furry paradise "''... [[Strawman|because the animals were able to speak, clearly they were Furries]].''" Are as likely to start preaching about Jesus as they are about the evils of [[fursecution]]. The only eventual outcome is for a [[Christian]] [[furry]] to begin [[whining]] about the lack of furry representation in the Bible, particularly the lack of detail regarding yiffing on Noah's Ark (also known to them as "the love boat" - history's first furry convention). After all, they DID require one of each gender for "reproductive purposes"...[[Irony|Ironically]], Christian furries claim to be straight and condemn [[homosexuality]], yet they partake in faggotry themselves. | ||
==[[WTF|Furry Jesus]]== | ==[[WTF|Furry Jesus]]== | ||
| Line 41: | Line 41: | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
*[[Dave Hopkins]] | *[[Dave Hopkins]] | ||
*[[Jewish furry]] | |||
==External links== | ==External links== | ||
Latest revision as of 18:48, 7 November 2024
Rarely found in nature, the Christian furry is an endlessly bizarre mish-mash of ideals. It appears this exists only because the Narnia series had talking animals and Christian overtones. Unfortunately, the spiritual side only seems to make them more batshit crazy, as they make claims about the Garden of Eden being a furry paradise "... because the animals were able to speak, clearly they were Furries." Are as likely to start preaching about Jesus as they are about the evils of fursecution. The only eventual outcome is for a Christian furry to begin whining about the lack of furry representation in the Bible, particularly the lack of detail regarding yiffing on Noah's Ark (also known to them as "the love boat" - history's first furry convention). After all, they DID require one of each gender for "reproductive purposes"...Ironically, Christian furries claim to be straight and condemn homosexuality, yet they partake in faggotry themselves.
Furry Jesus
What was once an image of greatness has been sodomized beyond repair.
Long ago, a mass of white supremacists deluded themselves into thinking the son of God was white (and born in the Middle East), and it was so. Not long ago, a mass of people who fap to The Lion King deluded themselves into thinking the beacon of all that is good supports their fetish, and it wasn't quite so, but the image will never leave the minds of some. Further proof that furries ruin everything.
Furry Jesus Gallery
-
-
Furry Jesus welcomes all the little lost lambs, foxes, wolves, dogs, cats, coyotes, and dick-nippled magical three-tailed vampire fairy badgers into heaven with open arms. -
Bestiality -
JESUS CHRIST IS A LION, GET IN THE CAR!!! -
JESUSCRAB -
-
-
Furfag nativity scene. -
Furry Jesus liekz raep. -
Typical catholic Christian furry. -
The real christian furry, Saint Christopher. -
Video Gallery
Previous Video | Next Video
But Of Course...
The following was taken from the anti-furry website CrushYiffDestroy. We at ED couldn't have put it better:
—Well, it had to happen. |
See Also
External links
- One of the funnier Christian Furry sites - read the POE comments before visiting.
- Creepy version of Furry Jesus
- Furry Jesus
|
Christian furry is part of a series on Visit the Furfaggotry Portal for complete coverage. |
